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DFW Horn

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  1. Even this isn't as gay as aggy sawin' them off.
  2. DFW Horn replied to JimmyHoffa's topic in Football
    What does old school Butch in a sailor cap have to do with rockets?
  3. DFW Horn replied to JimmyHoffa's topic in Football
    Pete looks like one of the Village People in these various poses.
  4. You mean it wasn't borderline erotic?
  5. Linemen listlessly lumbered Arch passed another putrid pigskin Reckless receivers risked their ribs
  6. ...and the WRs and TEs sent Arch one, too
  7. The Longhorns are a neither half team, since we're right on the line.
  8. Whoever we got would have to assuage Sark's ego daily and pretend his double-reverse pass call on 3rd and 3 is brilliant. It's hard to find high-achieving "yes" men.
  9. DFW Horn replied to JimmyHoffa's topic in Football
    Look at all the fans disguised as empty seats for Vice U night!
  10. DFW Horn replied to JimmyHoffa's topic in Football
    Helmets are gaudy as hell, but they look like the Garden District.
  11. An Aggie does not lie, cheat or steal or tolerate those who do.
  12. UF's contractual obligation to Napier isn't nearly as dumb as aggy's to Jimbo. No offset is just mind-numbingly stupid, though. That's not an unreasonable expectation.
  13. Why would Publix expect Billy to stock the shelves correctly?
  14. NFL rosters and salary caps have gotta be easier to manage these days. It's the wild, wild west. P4 CFB = Clusterfuck
  15. The Film Guy likes to hear himself talk too much, so just skip ahead to the video clips and watch those. The content during the play reviews isn't bad.
  16. or they can go ahead and hire James Franklin and continue their downward slide.
  17. DFW Horn replied to JimmyHoffa's topic in Football
    Oregon to roll out Grateful Dead-themed uniforms with tie-dyed numbers
  18. Winsipedia is the only source you need for head-to-head records. https://www.winsipedia.com/lsu/vs/texas-am
  19. I want to interrupt this review of the Texas O-Line shitshow with an example of aggressive, impressive play by Vanderbilt's LG, Cade McConnell. Now, this is how it's done.
  20. ...and counters, traps, and fullback dives like the shit we ran in high school from a T formation with two TEs. Boring as all hell, but we needed to keep our defense fresh.
  21. DFW Horn replied to JimmyHoffa's topic in Football
    Sparky is #1, IMO. Sunburst #2. Trident a distant #3
  22. * infamous
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