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Posts posted by pearlandhorn
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I put PB in my oatmeal in the mornings. Also, the Kirkland's brand 7 nut butter is legit, as is their PB.
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31 minutes ago, MontereyMXmuthafucka said:
some nakedness after dark in those springs
Can be a good thing or a bad thing.
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On 12/15/2022 at 7:57 AM, irishtexan said:
This is what we like. It's just peanuts. When you open it there's always a little peanut oil at the top requiring you to mix it up pretty good. And you do have to mix it up every time you eat it to keep the consistency right, otherwise the shit at the bottom doesn't stay smooth. But that's what you get with natural peanut butter I guess.
When you're done with the peanut butter, turn it upside down (with the lid on of course). Store it upside down.
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2 minutes ago, horn_of_the_morning said:
Texas STEM / McCombs / Law degrees will open amazing opportunities for you. Funny that anyone would even question that on a UT board.
It sure does.
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Live shot from Weigman when Petrino is hired as OC:
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lol fuck tcu
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25 minutes ago, immamac said:
Who cares?
I mean, aggy needs to know who to pull for in the playoff, right?
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4 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:
OK, walk me through this like I am 5..
In a post about losing a GA/bag man and then a player that we all knew is gone, they are being accused of hiding something? Totally confused here
You're correct. Krazy Karen says something along the lines of "there will be more transfers, this one is just the tip of the iceberg" and tarp comes back and says he can't say anything or identify any specific player right now because his credentials will get taken from him.
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30 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:
I've unfortunately learned from several experiences that the outcast family member who hasnt talked to anyone in 10+ years always seems to make the funeral and reading of and (guaranteed) rejection of said Will
Even if the parents give $10 to said outcasted family member?
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13 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:
We do a Costco run every 2 or 3 weeks. We have a list of things we get there. I also buy almost all my meat there. Good stuff at good prices. I also buy liquor. It's always cheaper than anywhere else. I get some name-brand stuff, but also buy Kirkland brand liquor that I'm going to mix, or use a lot of and don't need high end stuff. Things like spiced rum, vodka, tequila.
We also do a run every 2 or 3 weeks. We eat a lot of meat so I buy the chicken, beef and salmon in bulk. Their fruit is also top notch. Costco salted peanuts are better than any other peanuts I've ever eaten. Their nut butters (almond, peanut, etc) are fantastic and priced better than any other grocery store. Good spice selection too.
1 minute ago, kilroydos said:Also want to shout out the cheesecake, which is well worth bringing to a holiday situation. It serves 12 or so and is really good for the price.
That pumpkin cheesecake was absolutely amazing.
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Just now, JesusSweatDuck said:
That Miami kid maybe?
Pretty sure he said it was from aggy.
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3 hours ago, Sbbruin said:@pearlandhorn really owns these holiday threads
I don’t know if I should be flattered or sad.
edit: my BIL hasn’t showered or brushed his teeth in 3 days. My SIL is bitching about it.
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18 hours ago, pearlandhorn said:
Since our parents live in the same town and we have the only grandkid, we typically split the kid two nights with my folks and two nights with hers. I took my son out to my in laws this morning and put the turkey on and hung out/helped get dinner together. I told my wife that I’d be taking our son back to my folks house and just crashing there.
We get back to my folks house at 7:15 tonight and as I pull in the driveway, my dad is coming out and putting a suitcase in his truck, my mom is following him…I’m thinking - the fuck is doing on here? I get out of the car and my mom says that my dad is pissed off at her and is leaving. OK - I go inside with my son because I don’t want him to be around that kinda shit.
Come to find out that my mom called him out on his weight, doting on my aunt (my aunt is like a child and my dad treats her as such), and various other things in the one hour since they left my in laws and I showed up at their house. Apparently he packed enough shit to leave for a week but ended up coming back inside after about 10 minutes.
I can’t make this shit up.
My dad was still pissed this morning and accidentally backed into my car, side swiping my entire drivers side rear quarter panel.
He’s moping around still, getting irritated with everyone. I just decided to leave in the middle of the game and go to my in laws. Tired of his winy bullshit.
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8 hours ago, ImissWallyPryor said:
Your parents were with you at your wife’s parents’ place before you (and they) left for their place?
Correct. My folks and in laws get along very well and we do combined thanksgivings most years (either at folks house or my in laws).
I consider myself an only child now as my brother has completely abandoned the family and hasn’t spoken to my parents or I in 12 years. That’s a story for another thread 😂
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Since our parents live in the same town and we have the only grandkid, we typically split the kid two nights with my folks and two nights with hers. I took my son out to my in laws this morning and put the turkey on and hung out/helped get dinner together. I told my wife that I’d be taking our son back to my folks house and just crashing there.
We get back to my folks house at 7:15 tonight and as I pull in the driveway, my dad is coming out and putting a suitcase in his truck, my mom is following him…I’m thinking - the fuck is doing on here? I get out of the car and my mom says that my dad is pissed off at her and is leaving. OK - I go inside with my son because I don’t want him to be around that kinda shit.
Come to find out that my mom called him out on his weight, doting on my aunt (my aunt is like a child and my dad treats her as such), and various other things in the one hour since they left my in laws and I showed up at their house. Apparently he packed enough shit to leave for a week but ended up coming back inside after about 10 minutes.
I can’t make this shit up.
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1 hour ago, SHOOTER12 said:
Holly shit....
Which part? Or allofit.gif
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22 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:
Feel free to post drunken relatives (or surlyites) antics should they occur. Usually a crowd pleaser.
Crazy SIL (one who isn’t here until Christmas) called just so she could bitch about having to work at her CBD shop in a strip mall in BFN Georgia on thanksgiving because all of her help quit. I chortled.
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3 hours ago, pearlandhorn said:
SIL and BIL…Jesus…they’re 40 years old and brought literally ALL of their clothes to wash because they live in a house with no running water. Remember the big freeze we had over a year and a half ago? They haven’t fixed their pipes. They “shower” outside with a garden hose.
We all went (my wife, FIL, my son, and I) went to do a turkey trot this AM.
BIL was still in bed when we left (left at 8:30), called at 9:30 while we were running the fucking race and told my SIL to stop at the grocery store and get him some ice cream because he doesn’t like the stuff my in laws have. Also told her that he needs cherry coke to mix his drinks with. When I got here at 11, he was already passed out and drinking.
Oh, he had the keys to a car but is too fucking lazy to drive 5 minutes to the damn gas station.
Turkey on the pit. My parents should be here in a couple hours.
Dinner done. BIL gorged himself and disappeared to go sleep.
My wife, MIL, FIL and I cleaned up for 11 people.
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SIL and BIL…Jesus…they’re 40 years old and brought literally ALL of their clothes to wash because they live in a house with no running water. Remember the big freeze we had over a year and a half ago? They haven’t fixed their pipes. They “shower” outside with a garden hose.
We all went (my wife, FIL, my son, and I) went to do a turkey trot this AM.
BIL was still in bed when we left (left at 8:30), called at 9:30 while we were running the fucking race and told my SIL to stop at the grocery store and get him some ice cream because he doesn’t like the stuff my in laws have. Also told her that he needs cherry coke to mix his drinks with. When I got here at 11, he was already passed out and drinking.
Oh, he had the keys to a car but is too fucking lazy to drive 5 minutes to the damn gas station.
Turkey on the pit. My parents should be here in a couple hours.
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23 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:
Still holding out for a bad showing? That's one way to experience a season, I suppose. "I predicted we would be bad and, thank goodness!, we were! Me making predictions nobody gives a shit about and then being right is what it's all about."
My optimism may be wrong. The only downside of that would be that we lose or look shitty. I don't care if you want to revisit an opinion of mine to crow.
No no. I wasn’t expecting a bad season. And I definitely didn’t hope for one. My comment wasn’t meant specifically for you but for the entire board. We go from “we should be in the playoff” to “holy shit we aren’t winning another game with sark in charge” in about 3 plays.
I wasn’t trying to single you out at all.
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10,000 burpees in 2023
in Can You Help Me With This?
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This would be up my alley.