Capt. Squints
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17 hours ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:
It is the worst place I have even lived, and I grew up in Belton, TX. What made Belton better was the two lakes in town and being an hour from Austin.
You must have missed the river that borders the campus, or the numerous lakes (some quite nice) just a few miles west of town.
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I just watched his press conference, and Powell is an idiot. Transitory my ass.
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Wolf Bay Lodge. Florabama for the shenanigans.
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14 hours ago, tantric superman said:
Ah, I know nothing about Operation Barbarossa, and therefore I am okay to come and see it!
It was kind of a big deal, but knock yourself out.
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3 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:
Obviously, you aren't a golfer.
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Just now, Sbbruin said:
Wow. Morikawa.
It's over. "He has the guts of a burglar" Fuck Azinger
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14 hours ago, Gatorubet said:
Well, you know better.I apologize for being so harsh. The village girl was a bit of a meal.
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On 7/15/2021 at 9:34 AM, Gatorubet said:
Come and See. Astonishing Soviet 1985 film about WWII through the eyes of a Belarusian kid. The SS crimes in the Ukraine are terrifyingly presented.
More Arthouse than rah-rah patriotism.
It is a must see.I watched that movie last night based on your review and it sucked hard. There was nothing "astonishing" or realistic about it. The SS was much more brutal and not (as portrayed) inefficient buffoons in that area. Watching the kid (for 3 hours!) with the permanent crying face was a beating. It is a must avoid if you know anything about Operation Barbarossa
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No excuse for that one JT. You fucked up bad.
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On 7/15/2021 at 8:18 AM, Capt. Squints said:
Why? I've watched interviews with the guy and he seems to be okay. Koepka seems like the bigger douche, and he fancies himself an intimidating badass. Fuck this National Enquirer bs.
Upon further reflection, yeah Bryson is a douche. I think Fleetwood takes this thing.
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4 minutes ago, The Dude said:
I hate his stupid jerk off hat. I hate his stupid jerk off clubs. His stupid jerk off swing and his stupid jerk off excuses
edit: I’m not a Koepka fan either, but I’m not sure how that’s relevant to my initial statement
I made it relevant. I hate his swing too, but I tolerate his hat because of Payne. Keep your ugly fuckin' goldbrickin' ass out of my beach community!
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29 minutes ago, The Dude said:
I pretty much hate every single thing about Bryson. What a douche
Why? I've watched interviews with the guy and he seems to be okay. Koepka seems like the bigger douche, and he fancies himself an intimidating badass. Fuck this National Enquirer bs.
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Hanging on to your appendix for that long is just an accident waiting to happen.
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I just hope this nonsense doesn't fuck up the Hemingway Billfishing Tournament. I haven't fished it in years and planned to fish it again in 2022.
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Attack of the 50 foot woman
Abbott and Costello meet The Wolfman, et al.
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10 hours ago, mchookem said:
fun looking through the thread...
this board really likes the Coen bros, PTA, and Tarantino, seems like in that order 😄
any/all of Goodfellas/Godfather I/II are probably on at least 85% of lists...as are Alien(s).
The Dark Night, Clint Eastwood, and Jaws probably round out the top picks.
Kubrick is also well represented.
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In no particular order:
FMJ
The Big Lebowski
They Were Expendable
The Best Years of our Lives
The Last Waltz
In Harm's Way
Raising Arizona
Dr. Strangelove
It's a Wonderful Life
Animal House
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15 hours ago, Bama Llama said:
The Green Leaves of Summer from soundtrack whiz Dimitri Tiomkin. The staff car creeping slowly up the hill to this music took me right back to 1960 and another throat grabber (same song/tune). Saludos, mis amigos de Texas!
Tiomkin was a treasure.
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1 hour ago, GreenspointTexas said:
Different kraut
I think it was the same one. He knew Upham by name and gave him a pass on the stairwell. He also shot Captain Miller on the bridge.
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16 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:
For me, it's Upham pussing out while Mellish gets stabbed with his own bayonet in "Saving Private Ryan".
Every time I watch that film I end up screaming "get up the stairs, you coward". I bet I've seen it 30 times and it never fails to make me furious, especially since he had started to show a little backbone earlier in the fight, or at least minor usefulness.
Yours?
I always leave the room when that scene comes on. They should have shot that kraut at the radar station.
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Lou Gehrig's (Gary Cooper) speech at the end of The Pride of the Yankees gets me every time.
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2 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:
OK, back and ready to report.
Methodology: divided the world into 7 body types:
1. Dependasaurus: Capable of burning out the motor of a Rascal scooter. Early Cuyler's girlfriend.
2. Big and Fat. Like, really fat, but can walk to the elevator. Usually stand with knees kind of poked in against each other.
3. Kinda Fat. Capable of full range of activities, just obviously kinda fat and that's that. Couldn't chase you very far, but could whoop your ass if you didn't try to get away.
4. "Normal" aka Fat in 1978. People who could be healthy with minor changes like dropping junk food and taking a short walk every day. Or they could start hanging out at the buffet and get kinda fat.
5. Actually Skinny. People who could play a pick-up sports game and enjoy it. Sometimes almost the same weight as "Normal," except they move better because they are used to moving. Could also be some lazy asshole who still has a teenager's metabolism. I didn't interview them, they just looked skinny.
6. Meth Skinny. Self-explanatory.
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Size of sample: 43 people
Activity: Shopping/working
Location: Taco Bell and Hobby Lobby, at "Wildwood" shopping area Homewood Alabama
Unit: individual civilians plus staff of those two stores. About 9/10s of them were female. Mix of Caucasian and African-American, plus one possibly Guatemalan or Honduran or I don't know maybe she grew up here but her daddy was from Oaxaca. I didn't interview her I just saw her walking past.
Time: noonish
Equipment: Blue vests for the Hobby Lobby workers, black clothing for Taco Bell, beach casual for civilians.
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I needed to get my head back to 1978, so I did what I would do then, and stopped in Taco Bell to buy one of the cheapest thing they had, a Bean Burrito. To my shock, none of the three workers seemed to partake of their product; they were fit, happy, and possessed social skills. They were less good at assembling Bean Burritos because the one they gave me exploded in my hand as I ate it in my car, rather like trying to handle a baby's diaper full of diarrhea as I licked that gooey goodness off my hands. Mentally, I felt ready for Hobby Lobby.
I walked into Hobby Lobby listening for the whir of Rascal wheels, but instead saw-- lots of Normal-looking people. I was surprised-- Hobby Lobby is not upscale so you don't expect to see Spa Queens or anybody who Had Work Done, but there we were, people ranging from Kinda Fat down to Actually Skinny, with no real outliers. I made one pass around the store. Whoever cam in after that, I didn't count, but I didn't see anybody very far from the average.
Admittedly, it was in the eye of the beholder, but I've seen church groups from Missouri and there was nobody nearly that big. The Kinda Fats usually weren't all that much bigger than the "Normal"s.
So here are my results:
Dependa: 0
Big & Fat: 0
Kinda Fat: 12
"Normal": 19
Actually Skinny: 12
Meth Skinny: 0
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Conclusion: Hanging out at Hobby Lobby makes people lose weight. I was less than a mile from a Walmart, a Sam's Club, and a Chinese Buffet, so no doubt those are the places to seek out more Houston Astro Game-ish numbers, but hell, I just didn't feel like it.
You should have gone to Taco Casa while you were out there.
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1 hour ago, Hate said:
What about Penn State and USC playing led you to us “fucktards”?My bad. The 2009 BCS season finale was hosted by the Rose Bowl in Jan of 2010.
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Gold bug / silver bug / numismatic / metals thread
in 6th Street Journal
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Where is the best place (most $$) to dump a load of sterling flatware in the Ham? Levy's and that place in Homewood are the only ones I know of. TIA