Capt. Squints
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He sounds like a great guy. I'm sorry for your loss.
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4 minutes ago, Llogg said:
counterpoint: Charles Barkley.
Yeah, you got me on that one. I actually can't believe I'm defending Auburn.
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10 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:
I have nothing against the state of Alabama, but you can peddle bullshit somewhere else.
I'm not peddling anything, so why don't you help yourself to a bowl of fuck.
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16 hours ago, Beau Vine said:
Well, you're never going to have to deal with academics or admission standards getting in your way.
Auburn is actually a very good school. Tim Cook (CEO of Apple), a bunch of astronauts, Generals, etc. are grads. This is coming from a Bama guy, so, of course, we're all painted with the *inbred* brush by the UT Ivies, but you would be very wrong.
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3 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:
Let me help you out here:
Bitches be crazy.
Yep, it's just a matter of degrees of crazy and your level of tolerance.
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Personally, I think it all began with the Space Shuttle. The fucker pierced some sort of weather system up there and we've been on a downward spiral ever since.
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2 hours ago, Longhornstampede said:
Humblebrag?
Obviously you're not a golfer.
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15 hours ago, HOOKEM4 said:
I just hate his stupid face.
Same, and I want his ugly goldbricking ass out of my beach community.
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12 hours ago, Kyle thomas said:
Political entities death pool projections
Nancy Pelosi age 81
Mitch McConnell Age 79
Joe Biden age 79
Hillary Clinton age 74
Chuck Schumer age 71
maxine Waters age 83
Diane Feinstein age age 88
that is my political entities death pool projections. For the year 2022 and 2023
Great list. Throw in the orange dude and maybe we have a chance.
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11 hours ago, Zepol87 said:
I I used to bang this pregnant chick when I was living in Monterrey, one weekend she went to McAllen and came back not pregnant and with no baby. Almost hits close to home
I'm not sure that is something I would brag about or be proud of. But that's just like my opinion, man.
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Diners, Drive-ins and Dives, The Office, 48 Hours.
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2 hours ago, RPM said:
Through the briars and the bramble?
Where a rabbit couldn't go?
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I have watched Anthropoid a couple of times now. Damn good factual flick about the assassination of a high-ranking SS official. Cillian Murphy of Peaky Blinders fame in the lead. 4.5/5.00. Watch it bitches.
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3 hours ago, Jive Turkey said:
Doris Burke >>> Holly Rowe
A deceased Betty White >>> Holly Rowe
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9 hours ago, Uncle Boobs said:
She seems happy. Beat cancer. Good at her job. I'd eat that.
I'm proud of her.
I would eat one of my eyeballs first.
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The Station Agent. Upon my second viewing of the flick, I'm no longer afraid of midg.. uh, vertically challenged folk. Peter Dinklage is a fine little actor.
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Merry Christmas, and eat a bag.
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11 hours ago, immamac said:
yeah going on a neg spree that just goes back into threads that are completely irrelevant and have nothing to do with anything is harassment.
Then why is it allowed?
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Anyone remember Travis the Maniacal Chimp? Yeah, fuck those face eating, genital mutilating shits. Kill 'em all.
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2 hours ago, hookemATL said:
Oh, the sun shines bright
On my old Kentucky ho….OHHH GODDAMMIT!Eat a bowl of fuck, you unfunny ghoul.
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12 hours ago, Jiggy-Z said:
Lot of tension over here. Thinking I should drink more and start slinging insults, just to get everything out in the open.
There's no rule against doing both.
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16 minutes ago, South Austin said:
...and when there was no meat, we ate fowl and when there was no fowl, we ate crawdad, and when there was no crawdad to be found, we ate sand.
You ate sand?
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Русский корабль - иди нахуй
in Daily Texan
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"I'm not saying we wouldn't get our hair mussed, but I do say no more than ten to twenty million killed, tops!"