Capt. Squints
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My only connection to UT is a beloved aunt from SA who was a beauty queen and grad (deceased-no recent pics) of your fine school. I have two degrees from Bama and have been following you fucktards since the '09 Rose Bowl.
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2 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:
Could’ve been worse. Could’ve been Michael J. Fox.
True
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5 minutes ago, Harrison Bergeron said:
Has Cage done anything good since Raising Arizona? Maybe the post-broke money runs have jaded me.
Yes. Leaving Las Vegas. He won all the awards including Best Actor Academy Award.
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Charlie Sheen as Chris in Platoon could have been better cast. I don't know by whom in retrospect, but Stone clearly had a thing for the guy back then.
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I hate the fucking Eagles, man.
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The Last Hurrah was on TMC last night. Terrific movie. John Ford produced and directed starring Spencer Tracy. Hard to be anything but excellent with those two.
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I am the Walrus?
Another Caucasian, Gary.
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Arthur Digby Sellers wrote 156 episodes of Branded. "And how are you today, sir?"
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Do you see what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass, Larry!
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This isn't 'Nam Smokey, this is bowling. There are rules.
You're killing your father, Larry.
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Shit is unwatchable with that non-stop Nationwide commercial and the annoying broadcasters.
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22 hours ago, XYZ said:
Every other goddamn TV commercial is for some fucking drug.
Or an ambulance chasing sleazebag.
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15 minutes ago, WBT said:
Hey Megan Rapinoe, mind your fucking business about what people are eating for lunch.
If she kicked a whapper out of my hands, we would be going round and round.
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I'm very sorry for your loss. Mothers are special and very complicated, but mostly just special.
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I submit Michael J. fucking Fox. Shaky little fucker.
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3 hours ago, Armybrat said:
True Grit was a shitty flick and his Rooster Cogburn was as corny as a can of Niblets.
Red River was really good, but he saved his best for the last... The Shootist.
The Searchers? Sands of Iwo Jima? They were Expendable? C'mon man.
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Martin Sheen cast as Robert E. Lee in Gettysburg was stupid. Buck-toothed midget with a bad beard and unconvincing accent. They all had bad beards, but my point remains.
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Woof
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1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:
Some things are worth such a stand.
That is one of them.
The curve of a woman’s bare back, sheets tossed aside so it’s out there in the morning light, is another. But I digress.This was about hamburger sandwiches and not your blowhard, Hallmark, sissypussy, tripe.
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1 hour ago, squib said:
2011, 2012
and 1925-1926,1964-1965 (screwed out of 1966) 1978-1979
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Read the book and watch the original movie adaptation several times. That's all you need to do. Fuck Disney.
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I played against Richard Todd in HS. Tried to tackle him and got Bosworthed.
Who on here does not have a degree from UT Austin?
in Please do this better?
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Don't be fatuous.