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OU Sucks

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  1. We must be #1 in hitting batters, right?
  2. Feels like the bottom half of the lineup has been outhitting the top half for about the last 3 weeks.
  3. I love how we swing at letter high fastballs and breaking balls in the dirt, then stare at strike three right down the middle.
  4. Fucking tree stump got him
  5. Maybe there's a colonoscopy or something I can schedule during game time tomorrow.
  6. He probably glanced across at Borba before he missed the ball by 7 feet.
  7. That pop up just sums up everything
  8. Hopefully the interview goes something like: Hey Coach Tulo....WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON???
  9. Pitching atrocious, hitting atrocious. Great job, guys.
  10. Does it matter if we can't hit it out of the infield?
  11. Maybe we can get a foul tip in our next at bats.
  12. Can we replace Borba with a tree stump at third? Seems like the results would be the same.
  13. Arky probably cloud seeded because they knew we'd come out with vengeance tonight and score one run.
  14. Lol, nothing going right for us tonight
  15. Did the whole team get AIDS at the hotel?
  16. Way to stare at the third strike guys, you're doing great!
  17. That would probably be preferable at this point.
  18. Well, if we're going to shit the bed, better now than in the postseason
  19. Very rude of Max Belyeu to wear Winfield's jersey tonight.
  20. SIPS PAID THE UMPS!!!* *ignoring the fact that Flores and Andre have gotten a microscopic zone all game
  21. About time the ump started squeezing them as much as they've been squeezing us. I guess our matching contribution check cleared.
  22. Yup, blue hates us. No, you can't come out to talk to me.
  23. Can't doomscroll her Facebook feed and protect the kid at the same time.
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