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OU Sucks

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  1. Plot twist: we don't have any
  2. Jonah is the master of getting on with infield hits
  3. All that was on the paper Tulo showed Jalin was "IF YOU DON'T BRING KIMBLE IN, I WILL MURDER YOU."
  4. Hopefully Gasparino will actually make contact today and get it over the fence.
  5. So you're saying he'll play and have more hits than Jalin and Assparino combined
  6. We'll probably score about 14 in game 1 tomorrow, then shit the bed in game 2, because of course that would happen.
  7. They did get no-hit by Tennessee, so I'm not sure how much of an upgrade Earley would've been with our sucky offense
  8. If Will plays tomorrow, please don't put him next to Jalin. It's like they compete with each other to see who can swing through neck-high fastballs better.
  9. Hopefully he sacrifices one of the players in the locker room.
  10. Tulo but he doesn't know how to hit anymore
  11. Fatty with a 5 ERA embarrassing us.
  12. The problem is we don't know how to bunt.
  13. Flores bet on UTSA, didn't he?
  14. Once again, 2 runners on, 0 outs for Jalin and Gasparino, and they do nothing. Edit: Plus Jonah.
  15. Maybe our check cleared. Just need them to call 30 balls in a row, since we forgot how to hit.
  16. Jalin and Gasparino back to back is just like a black hole of sucktitude
  17. WTF is wrong with you, Jalin?
  18. It only took us like 30 minutes to get the third out. Great job, guys.
  19. Well, last time Max had a horrible at bat like that, I think he hit a homer the next AB, so I'm fully expecting that from him.
  20. Jesus, just fucking concentrate on the batter
  21. Jonah needs to teach Jalin and Gasparino how to hit again
  22. Borba at least once a game:
  23. Perfect, we took care of our HBP for the inning.
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