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Matuka

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  1. Sorry for getting off topic, but csb…     Lived off campus in a co-ed dorm my freshman year.  Hometown bud lived in the same dorm.  Sometime in the middle of the Fall semester, his roommate announced that he was going to live with his frat buddy in the adjacent room, so my friend was going to likely to need a new roommate.  So I called him on his room phone, disguising my voice in a thick middle eastern accent.  I was laying down some ground rules like no alcohol in the room and that I smoked.   He was royally freaking out.  He immediately called the dorm mother, raising hell and of course she didn't know what was going on.

    As this was 1980, there were no cell phones or caller ID on the landlines.  It was the golden age of prank phone calls; it was my second favorite prank phone call ever. 

  2. 3 hours ago, CfRhTxStBobcats said:

    Tony DeGrate is close to the top of the list.

    This hits close to home, I had a class with him at Texas. Dude sat in back row, never said a word.

    I was a bust too.

  3. Used to fly fish for sandbass on the Brazos below Whitney dam.  There is a large sandbar that leads downstream where sandies will sometimes congregate.  But you have to wade across the river to get there.  We'd arrive just before dawn,  More than once, these 2-3 foot gar would just be lurking in the grassy shallows and we'd damn near step on one crossing the river.  They jump violently and loudly scaring the bejeebus out of us.  It was unnerving, but woke us up.

  4. 10 minutes ago, burntorangebongos said:

    I have/will hex(ed) all you motherfuckers who pick Willie. You will be cursed with a horrendous pox unless you post his name backwards. Save yourself.

     

    pirates curse GIF 

    “Well it’s a blood Mary morning and you left  me without warning...sometime in the night.”

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