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  1. Just now, trythisathome said:

    I'm not trying to be a snob, but using Post Malone as evidence that "Dallas runs the rap game" is laughable. 

    hes the biggest artist in the industry

    meanwhile houston rap they r copying dallas

     

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  2. 26 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

    ya ok...HornfromDALLAS but its ok, yall had that one Oak Cliff song that one time...

    dallas runs this rap game ish now this isnt the mid 2000s no one wants to hear about candy paint

    dallas made houston irrelevant dallas has all the top rappers in the industry houston has become nothing but past prime struggling artists 

     houston rap will never be relevant again 

     

     

     

     

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  3. 21 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

    This, pocket full of stones and June 27 freestyle are the 3 greatest songs in houston rap history.

     

     

    Pocket Full of Stones literally opened the door for Houston rap.

     

     

    Fuck 281

     

    29 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

    713 let’s go!!

    mike jones rap GIF

     

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    23 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

    Slow Loud And Bangin', all in my trunk
    Trunk full of funk, I ain't never been a punk
    I blow on skunk, I blow on doja
    Military minded, I'm a motherfucking soldier
    Out the streets, of the Ridgemont 4
    Not no bitch, and say I still ain't a ho

    gtfo with the 1999 2005 ish

    embrace the new houston or become an opp

     

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  4. 53 minutes ago, Poe It Up said:

    Didn’t CTJ say that CDC would offer this vote of confidence and we would predictably meltdown? 

    no he stole that from another person that posted it day before him with the exact words

    Spoiler

    & if that fuccboi keeps being a fraud i wont let him run to call the cops next time i see him 

     

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  5. 43 minutes ago, TriStone said:

    Dude!  He's never going to fuck you.  Let it go and move the fuck on!

    fuccboi ran when i approached him at the golf course 

    fuccboi called the cops on me & my woos 

    Spoiler

    everytime u people cap for @closetojumping is going to make it even more salty when i mollywhop that fuccboi on camera 

     

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  6. 6 minutes ago, WinningIsHard said:

    You are a dumb mother fucker you know that. What you just said about knowing what the players were told is exactly why the players were told that. Have some self awareness for once. That locker room leaks like a sieve much like your mouth. 

    yea because lying to your best players during the era of transfer portal & social media would work out well 

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    stop gobbling my glizzy fuccboi 

     

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  7. 1 minute ago, Sgt. Slaughter said:

    No offense to your guy, but it would take a real dumb asshole to tell the players anything different. Ya know, since they still have to play for him.

    they emphatically reiterated to the players this week bruh

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  8. 54 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

     @closetojumping told us this would be happening. It's almost as if some people didn't read every page of this thread. No need to panic.

    @closetojumping didnt tell us ish he stole that from another poster who posted it 1 day before him as is his mo 

    for those of u holding out hope that bohls/fcb & all the other outlets are wrong about herman being here in 2021 just know the players were told weeks ago that herman will be here next season

    @Rip76 can vouch i told him about herman being back in 2021 being told to the players 

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  9. 5 minutes ago, KYHorn said:

     

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    Quote Originally Posted by irishtexan View Post
    SLX and ctj have both indicated Warehime did something specific that was hilarious and terrible and totally $#@!ed up the recruitment. Since neither will say what it is, I'm going to assume he complimented Walker Little's mom on having great tits in front of Walker's dad, or something to that effect.

    closetojumping 05-11-2017, 02:04 PM:
    Here's the Walker Little in-home story, as I've heard it from various folks. It it true? God, I hope it is. Do I give a $#@! if you believe me? As I hope most of you know, there are zero $#@!s associated on my end to whether you believe me, like my tone, or need more data. I tell this story for my own amusement and because I believe it, more or less. If you're not entertained, you're probably German or you take yourself too seriously as a founding member of Hermanation.

    Anyway, so they set the in-home up and the first one was Warehime by himself. He's out hustling for the staff and been on the road all day.

    He shows up to the house, and he's sweating. Declares he's had a rough past few minutes getting there and then asks to be shown to the bathroom.

    While the family sits, waiting in the living room, Warehime proceeds to drop a monstrous grumpy in the bathroom down the hall. He's not just in and out of the restroom, either. He's apparently harnessed himself in there and is holding on for dear life while tries to blow out the back of their Bellaire home with something concocted in a Russian lab during the Cold War.

    He's in there so long, the Little family takes uncomfortable notice, and then detect the smell. They have to light candles.

    Warehime eventually comes out as though nothing has occurred. It is at this time in which he proceeds to talk about how fancy the house is, and all of the nice things they have. He does this while having a dip and cussing like he's Richard Pryor doing a stand-up routine. It was enough to make David Allen Coe blush.

    He also apparently corrected the dad on a couple of points, largely opinion differences, and overstayed his time. They couldn't wait to let him out of the house.

    Herman begged in for a bigger visit, which he got, but it was too late. They're probably still remodeling the bathroom.

     

     

    14 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

    That’s not what was said. I would know, I told the story on the recruiting board on Shaggy that took on the life of its own that’s led to the apocryphal nature of it now being “Warehime clogged up the shitter at the Little’s household.” 

    The original post can be found by some intrepid bastard willing to dive back into Shaggy and pull it up. It’s been years. 

    In any event, what happened is on par with your story and was corroborated, wait for it, by the Littles, to numerous people covering Little’s recruitment at the time. Warehime showed up, in winter, sweating and needing to use the restroom. They thought, as any of us would have thought, that he simply needed to piss. Indeed no. He was back there for like 15-20 minutes to the point that it became awkward and obvious. Then he had multiple flushes to get it all down. 

    If Little’s dad doesn’t remember that part, it’s probably an insignificant thing for a guy that hosted 100 visitors in that period, but for us, it should remain hilarious and you’re welcome. 

    u yt people have got to stop believing this fairy tale telling opp @closetojumping

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  10. Just now, closetohumping said:

    I don't think you know shit.  But yes, I'm sure he's spoken to Stan

    i dont know ish? bruh u better check history i am not a fake insider like @closetojumping

    i knew about the team covid & practice cancelation before anyone  

    i messaged someone about it they can vouch  

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  11. 49 minutes ago, troph said:

    Mack didn't work with CDC or Hartzell and Jamail is dead.  UM - if he really was interested - would know for those two reasons - and others - all BMD behind this move, his experience with tOSU and FLA, as well as knowing Mack was fired would cause him to pause and consider the source and the times.  I'm sure he's concerned about Texas politics, he should be, they suck, it's why Texas has shit the bed so often.  But to walk because of Mack?  That's funny.  And Mack should shut the fuck up, he will be a hall of fame coach because of Texas and VY.

    thats because @closetojumping is a fooking opp/liar who reads 995 sites & spins it into his own words to trick u gullible old yt people into thinking he has info

    urban didnt even talk to mack or any person from macks era

    the interesting person was an ex coach at osu/texas that everyone here knows 🐺🐺🐺

    stop believing that opp  

     

     

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  12. 3 hours ago, closetojumping said:

    The problem with this claim is that it is provably wrong. You are a piece of human shit and aren’t worth the time to deal with on my end normally, but hey, since you summoned me, why not? 

    You’re just dipshitted noise that people mistakenly trusted during the doldrums of the summer because you were thrown a couple of nuggets from your cousin. That’s it. Everything about your history is either vapid nonsense and emojis or histrionics about the lack of hot women on UT’s campus. I haven’t been on a $9.95er board in years and I’ve mocked them to the point that they’ve at times come after me publicly out of frustration. In short, go fuck yourself, your shitty trash shorthand that a few rubes find amusing, and your need to be perceived as anything other than a random guy that happens to be a joke of a relative to one of the players on the team.

    For the rest of the board, I may have said Johnson will sign on SD1, but it’s more likely it’s SD2. We get him if we don’t fuck up the hire. CDC was on a call with him and staff, but the dude vouched for the program rather than Herman, at all. 

    Spoiler

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  13. 3 minutes ago, TXpride said:

    What kind of organizational skills does he have? Will he hire the best coordinators and assistants available? Can he put together a support staff from the ground up? I like the guy and I'm happy for his success, but we need someone can completely rebuild the infrastructure of the program. Maybe he has that skillset, but it's a stretch to draw that conclusion based off of a 7-4 record at UTSA.

    yes to all questions asked

    as a matter of fact his first demand to utsa was to allow him to hire the best assistant coaches not his friends like herman did

     

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