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  1. 8 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

    BTW, can someone explain to me why this person who holds incriminating evidence of the tryst is blackmailing the Bachelorette contestant rather than the married daughter of a man who has made hundreds of millions of dollars?

    Maybe he initiated the whole blackmail thing with her and this is his way of trying to cover his tracks in what is now a criminal matter.  That would be on brand for Aggie. 

  2. 11 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

    Everytime I see this, I see how pathetic Aggies are. Does any other school anywhere or even a hometown curio shop have an opponent's mascot in full costume? It's unthinkable anywhere else because no other rivals have a party that has declared jihad and is identified by that jihad.

    You might think that we created the mascot below as satire:

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    But no, they created that idiotic thing, too.

    He should apply here:

     

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  3. 59 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

    I’m not sure Mukuba played, and I didn’t watch him at Clemson, but I did see a smallish #13 whiff on an easy tackle. 

    Saw the same 13 do a pretty good job of holding off a Cam Williams block in the flat only to whiff on the tackle,  not sure if same play.  The farther from the line he played the less impressive he looked.  Seems like I've seen that before with our Safeties. 

  4. 10 minutes ago, Bevo said:

    First, I'm going to get up and chase the wife around the house. She is pretty good between the tackles, but cries like a little girl when she is taken to the turf. So, I plan on losing that fight. Then, I think I'll make some migas. I love that shit on game day. Next, I'm going to grab a beer and hang-out by the pool and grab a little barbeque. Then, I'll go to the game fat drunk and happy and hopefully hang out upstairs in the air-conditioned lounge if it is open. I'll grab a few more drinks and get the wife liquered up. We will probably leave sometime around the end of the third quarter. And if I don't get too buzzed and tired from the heat, I'll chase the wife around again where I think I will win on the second go round. I'll then fall asleep and dream of the upcoming season. Good times.

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  5. On 3/26/2024 at 2:30 PM, Park Gothic said:

    Pigs get fat. Hogs get slaughtered. Seems like every time a team takes 2 big time QB recruits, it blows up in the staff's face. I don't know shit about fuck, but the whole thing makes me nervous. 

    There's a joke here about @SydneyCarton and people spelling like petards, but I can't quite put my hands on it. Can one be hoisted by autocrrect?

    Surly Off-Season Motto 2024

  6. 7 hours ago, pyrohornIII said:

    Our boy Graham is at it again.  This time it's the Trev hire.  And of course none of it make sense.  This guy is going to be good for a lot of laughs going forward.

    Texas A&M hiring Trev Alberts shows they are still one step ahead of Texas, OU
    The Texas A&M Aggies are showing that they won’t back down to anybody in the new era of collegiate athletics.

    By Graham Harmon

    https://gigemgazette.com/posts/texas-a-m-hiring-trev-alberts-shows-they-are-still-one-step-ahead-of-texas-ou-01hsc6ksf8yt

    That logic and writing has taken 10 IQ points from all of us.   May he burn in idiot hell and our collective recovery be swift and permanent.  

  7. 2 hours ago, South Austin said:

    Horns down in club hockey?  Holy shit. 

    More Horns Down than Thumbs Up in that picture.   They'd rather show their ass to us then celebrate any kind of success.  

  8. 1 hour ago, MotownHorn said:

    Apparently it's still around today! Maybe we should schedule them

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haskell_Indian_Nations_University

    According to SRCFB,  In addition to the Haskell Indian Nations (#79),  we have a losing record to the following schools since 1902: (Total games, Wins, Loses, - our winning percentage against school in column X:)

    https://www.sports-reference.com/cfb/schools/texas/head-to-head.html

     

            T W L   X      
    80 UCLA 1970 2014 7 3 4 0 .429 160 216 -56 22.9 30.9 -8.0
    81 Penn State 1971 1996 5 2 3 0 .400 78 100 -22 15.6 20.0 -4.4
    82 Brigham Young 1987 2023 6 2 4 0 .333 103 172 -69 17.2 28.7 -11.5
    83 Southern California 1955 2018 7 2 5 0 .286 148 169 -21 21.1 24.1 -3.0
    84 Notre Dame 1913 2016 12 3 9 0 .250 170 353 -183 14.2 29.4 -15.3
    85 Vanderbilt 1903 1928 10 2 7 1 .250 62 163 -101 6.2 16.3 -10.1
    86 Syracuse 1959 1993 3 0 2 1 .167 56 75 -19 18.7 25.0 -6.3
    87 Air Force 1985 1985 1 0 1 0 .000 16 24 -8 16.0 24.0 -8.0
    88 Chicago 1904 1904 1 0 1 0 .000 0 68 -68 0.0 68.0 -68.0
    89 Colorado College 1908 1908 1 0 1 0 .000 0 15 -15 0.0 15.0 -15.0
    90 Harvard 1931 1931 1 0 1 0 .000 7 35 -28 7.0 35.0 -28.0
    91 Minnesota 1936 1936 1 0 1 0 .000 19 47 -28 19.0 47.0 -28.0
    92 North Carolina State 1999 1999 1 0 1 0 .000 20 23 -3 20.0 23.0 -3.0
    93 Northwestern 1942 1942 1 0 1 0 .000 0 3 -3 0.0 3.0 -3.0
    94 Randolph Field 1944 1944 1 0 1 0 .000 6 42 -36 6.0 42.0 -36.0
    95 South Carolina 1957 1957 1 0 1 0 .000 21 27 -6 21.0 27.0 -6.0
    96 Virginia Tech 1995 1995 1 0 1 0 .000 10 28 -18 10.0 28.0 -18.0
    Output only includes games where both schools were classified as major schools  

     

    Vandy & South Carolina should take care of itself.  UCLA, Penn State, BYU, SC, ND, and Syracuse should be on our to do list.  

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  9. 1 hour ago, TKthunder2 said:

    Those records are incomplete. Winspedia has the real records. Baylor is our 3rd most played game and hopefully in 35 years if we go back to playing Arkansas annually and can play Rice 16 times, they’ll move down to 5th.

    HEAD-TO-HEAD RECORDS

    Oklahoma 63-51-5

    Texas A&M 76-37-5

    Baylor 81-28-4

    Rice 75-21-1

    TCU 65-28-1

    Arkansas 56-23-0

    Texas Tech 55-18-0

    SMU 47-22-4

    Oklahoma State 27-11-0

    Houston 17-7-2

    Missouri 18-6-0

    Kansas State 14-10-0

    Southwestern (TX) 20-2-0

    Kansas 18-4-0

    Iowa State 16-5-0

    Tulane 17-1-1

    Colorado 12-7-0

    LSU 9-8-1

    Nebraska 10-4-0

    West Virginia 6-6-0

    Vanderbilt 3-8-1

    Notre Dame 3-9-0

    Haskell Indian Nations (KS) 6-5-0

    Alabama 8-2-1

    Who the hell are the Haskell Indian Nations and who had them on the top 5 winning percentage against Texas bingo card

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  10. On 2/14/2024 at 11:42 AM, alincoln said:

    Texas Tech Home Football Schedules - The History and Quality Run Deep

    2024

    Abilene Christian (1st meeting)

    North Texas (6th meeting)

    Arizona State (5th meeting)

    Cincinnati (2nd meeting)

    Baylor (81st meeting)

    Colorado (11th meeting)

    West Virginia (14th meeting)

    2025

    Arkansas Pine-Bluff (1st meeting)

    Oregon State (2nd meeting)

    BYU (3rd meeting)

    Oklahoma State (51st meeting)

    Kansas (26th meeting) 

    UCF (2nd meeting)

    Good Lord.  That is a $5 sit where you want tickets from the HEB customer service desk schedule.   Looks like 2 for 1 ticket prices now run through Lubbock.  

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  11. On 1/24/2024 at 1:06 PM, RGBIII said:

    Former Texas Athletes have given some, some at levels non commiserate to their career earnings but still have given. Also CJ is the best

    @RGBIII - Does the collective think that younger pros who benefited from NIL in School will be more in-tuned to give to NIL?   Seems like someone like Bijan who was on the front of the Texas wave would be a likely participant.  Any insight if AD/Foundation try to route them a different direction?  

  12. 27 minutes ago, satyanash said:

    Eric Nahlin: Wednesday night Texas notes on coaching search and high profile portal targets

     

    I know few insiders,  but do happen to know one that's tied into the West Coast.  Word was that Wash liked/appreciated Muhammad this year,  but at 5'9" feel he may be limited at next level and not likely a future NFL CB,  thus they think his 'team" is trying to max his income in his last year (rather than finding best showcase)  Thinks the ask is upper 6 figures to land.  Their bet was on Oregon.  I don't see Texas matching that kind of price tag for a one year rental.  Guess is the visit is price shopping,  but we'll see.  

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  13. 55 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

    This is very aggie. Very, very aggie.

    Let me try to continue this train of logic.

    Why even spend money on an Athletic Department. Just get a great football corch, and keep him for life.

    Never go full Aggie.  

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  14. 24 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

    If DeBoer stays at Washington, it's almost to the point where you hire Tommy Rees to a 4 year $16 million contract with a low buyout. Assuming he sucks, you fire him after a year or two, which provides the cover needed for a HC to want the Bama job. 

     

    I had this same thought when Lanning told them no.  Problem is the halo effect of Saban and current roster will be strongest over next two seasons,  If Rees Chuckle's it up,  they will be on their own 10 year walk in the sand.  

  15. 8 minutes ago, UncleSonny said:

    Whether he turned them down or his buyout made it impossible, Lanning played this pretty well 

    Somewhere on TexAgs:  See we are the same as Alabama.  It's not that we are a backwater, cult stuck in 1970s culture and norms,  It's that Lanning really loves his current gig.  AL new coach will be similar to Elko....

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