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TheAuditor

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  1. Anyone have any insight as to why the Aggy drops cash for this:

    a) timeshare sales- free golf clubs to survive hard sell?

    b) create false momentum media coverage for other recruits/ future classes?

    c) create false momentum for boosters/check writers? 
    d) they did it before so it’s a tradition

    e) all the above?

     

     

     


     

  2. 20 minutes ago, TheAuditor said:

    According to these folks:

    https://crimegrade.org/violent-crime-college-station-tx/

    Austin is in the 47th percentile for crime (53% of cities are safer) and a crime grade of "C"

    College station is in the 87th percentile for crime (17% of cities are considered safer) and a crime grade of "D"

    But data and facts are not strong players in College station (Bryan Tx is also a "D"),  too busy running from all the assaults I suppose. 

    Edit no working:  That should say college station is 17th percentile, and 83% of cities are considered safer....

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  3. According to these folks:

    https://crimegrade.org/violent-crime-college-station-tx/

    Austin is in the 47th percentile for crime (53% of cities are safer) and a crime grade of "C"

    College station is in the 87th percentile for crime (17% of cities are considered safer) and a crime grade of "D"

    But data and facts are not strong players in College station (Bryan Tx is also a "D"),  too busy running from all the assaults I suppose. 

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  4. 2 hours ago, Mr. Drummond said:

    i know we like to make fun of Ian, but there was nothing wrong with that question.     The way he phrased it wasn't really even a "gotcha" question, there are plenty of ways to answer that.    And hey, you want to get paid like a professional, well you sometimes get questions that aren't just "whats the best part about being in austin and running through zeta Tri-Delt sluts"

    This man is the starting QB for the GD University of Texas.  Show some respect.  

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  5. 12 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

    This sucks

    I can't believe ESPN won't pony up for additional SEC game inventory. The 9-game SEC schedule with 0u, aggy, and arky as protected rivals was the ticket. Furk

    Disney got a new boss and he's slashing budgets including ESPN (Suzy K says hey, anybody got Namath's cell number?).  He just got a two year extension today from the board.  I would guess this is just the beginning of SEC trying to put pressure on the extended rights deal.  I would not hold your breath that this gets resolved, as Disney has bigger fish to fry.  I would expect this to be a 16month push by the SEC that get's amplified into talking points at every SEC game this year and into 24.   I could see SEC repeating another 1 year schedule for 25. 

  6. 8 minutes ago, Mr. Drummond said:

    If a recruit chooses not to decide, he still has made a choice.   But even if he changes his mind, changes aren't permanent, but change is.

     

    You can choose a ready guide in some celestial voice
    If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice
    You can choose from phantom fears and kindness that can kill
    I will choose a path that's clear, I will choose Freewil

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  7. 8 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

    I’m in Seaside on the beach. Had to head in to the house early to deal with some work-related stuff. About an hour later, my wife comes in with the four kids. She decided that it would be funny to buy the 7 and 9 year old lunatics a kazoo each. They’ve been driving me insane for an hour. 

    So, I think to myself, “I’ll take a break for a minute. Go out on the porch, get the fresh air, maybe check out the recruiting board on Surly. “ 

    You God damned motherfuckers. This Texas Tech 2022 game rehashing in the most pedantic ways possible makes me want to vomit. I’d rather listen to a couple of wild ass idiot kids making as much irritating noise as possible than read that shit. 

    Ralph Fiennes Ruin GIF by Searchlight Pictures

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  8. Dipped OG copenhagen in high school,  in class,  no spit cup

    Swam to the buoy off the tip of south padre Island (children's beach) , at night, drunk, and back to beach in a 10 person race.  Did not win,  but did not die.

    Drove parent's car  into Reynosa at 15 to go drinking - a lot. 

    Two stepped at the broken spoke with a beer in hand - was corrected.  

    Bought a Ranch 

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  9. 27 minutes ago, BornOrange said:

    We can make fun of aggy for tweeting about it and making themselves a target for the NCAA, but our leadership feels the same way.

    Oh I agree 100%.  However, you don't see CDC talking to sports Illustrated about how the NCAA can Kiss our Ass.  Idiots. 

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  10. These hayseeds are great theater:  a) only Bjork would comment publicly like an ass about this - rubbing NCAA's nose in it has zero upside except to the red ass fan base,  b) if there is a school in the SEC that the league office would sacrifice on the NCAA alter on NIL,  it's ATM.  Adults do business in private,  Children do business in the press. 

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  11. 1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

    You can't corporate buzz your way out of this, Cumsteen. You'd give Kendra Scott the best 90 second ride of her life and then let her buy anything she wanted and place it front and center in your living room or kitchen. And you know it.

    Well Cumsteen is a Porn name,  so maybe he's a trained professional    I would put the over under at 60 for this site and print money on the under.  

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  12. 18 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

    I find your posts interesting, if sometimes clueless, so I won’t put you on ignore any time soon, I figure. 

    I’ve told you how it is regarding the landscape and LSU’s part in it for NIL. Your position against that is unintentionally comical, but I’ve done what I can. 

    I find this response surprisingly mellow from our resident insider and verbal assassin.  Let's see how long this lasts....

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  13. 5 hours ago, Scholz said:

    I'm wondering if the aggy brass making a huge stink about Bilbo's offense sucking out loud and forcing Petrino on him caused him to 100% check the fuck out.  Sure seems like it.

    I think this is correct.  The same brain trust that thought giving the SEC a good tongue lashing with no leverage or self awareness,  gave their head coach a tongue lashing on his offensive performance, even though they owe him ~90M and have no leverage or self awareness.  Jimbo maybe the Greg Sankey of College Station and this is his way of telling them to go Fuck themselves.  

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  14. 4 hours ago, Intercourse With Gray said:

    The timing of this gif could not be better. The implosion was one of the best things I ever watched. My aggy friend messaged me after this play, "Championship bound. Count it". He didnt message me for months after this 

    That’s a Win Win

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