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  1. On 6/4/2023 at 6:56 PM, Ricky's one-hitter said:

    Hook ‘em KJ! 
     

    Sounds like cries of BOMC will be high with this one as the services get more acquainted. 
     

    3 is a handbag changemymind 

    Might be Momma....Just sayin..

  2. 2 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

    Part of me hopes we get the 1st home football game just to watch them melt the fuck down over something as stupid as first home host. 

    This maybe the outcome of a weeks long strategic summit by the Aggie brain trust.   They desperately want a "win" to hang on the wall against Texas to SEC to their band of misfits.   I don't believe SEC cares one way or another,  and has a ton of scheduling complexity to work through in a 8 game, 1 year model (rivalry, previous home/home cadence, SOS balance, Tv matchups, etc.).  This is a coin flip for Aggie,  which means a 50% chance of getting the game and puffing out their chest about how they are senior member of conference, and the SEC listens to their demands etc,  and a 50% chance they look like idiots.  They already look like idiots,  so no downside.  

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  3. 6 hours ago, Mittens said:

    Crossposting because we all love aggy failure.  Please feel free to drop this where ever you see one of those sheepfucking mouthbreathers who needs to be reminded of their lot in life.

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    What does this remind me of.......Oh yeah,  this:

     

    The Wizard of Odds: Those Brilliant USC Song Girls

  4. 6 minutes ago, BigHornedLurker said:

    I've noticed A$M  speaks down on the Mississippi schools a lot for a couple of teams they don't consistently beat, they are mid tier together from the record standings 

    A&M has a 200% problem,  not a 2% problem.  They think they are twice as good as any fact set, history review, or prospective analysis would suggest.  If they are even with Miss State,  then they think they are twice as good.  They look at our history, position, outlook and think "yeah, that's us,  but we do it the right way"    

     

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  5. 4 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

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    I would say troll given the statements, although all the bling makes it a tougher call.   The ONLY two undefeated teams that year were Texas / USC.  We could have started the year unranked and been in the title game.  Rice with our schedule, record and results would have been in the title game.   The stupid is just so thick.  Gotta be a troll, right?  Right??

  6. 7 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

    Nothing is imminent but he has removed aggy commit from his page and changes his pic to him in a gators jersey.  Nothing to worry about. 

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  7. 40 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

    Ritz Bitz is a tiny, angry man living in a bubble. He's going full "Kurtz Up the River" here. He's lost all grip on how the outside world perceives any of their nonsense at ATM and thinks he can just say and do as he damned well pleases because nobody inside his bubble is ever telling him anything but how amazing he is. 

    I expect the guy to hold a press conference while he's watering his lawn, shirtless, at some point. He's trending towards doing something like beating a complicit Olin Buchanan's ass in public just to show the world who's boss. We might see him show up on the sidelines wearing a cape and a crown before the end of this calendar year.

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  8. 43 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

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    Sure he can beat us. Let's see how he does against 25 teams that are better than us! Beating. Us. Is. No. Big. Deal, asshole!

     

    Nothing much else to cut and paste from @texifornia' excellent work (Longhorn Frenzy, too). The overall impression is just that they're so strange and hateful. There are dissenting voices and plenty of normal people who don't post on Texags, but that site identifies the soul of that school. 

    I've never seen anyone let alone a group speak with such vehemence and genuine scorn about another college football fan group. They are genuinely psychotic when it comes to us. Trying to explain this to someone unfamiliar with them is just about impossible. When I explain to my beloved that the A&M - Texas thing is different because of these traits we all know, it just comes across as me deriding any other football rival.

    They really believe that every single one of us is an arrogant dickhead who the entire world hates just as they do.

    Another thing I notice how their language doesn't change or evolve. Hype is no longer common usage, but they wear it out. Book it! is another tired thing that most normal people don't use to punctuate an opinion anymore. And, of course, the lying and total disregard for reality.

    I'm adding nothing new. I just have to stand back from making fun of them to see just how exceptionally hateful and crazy they are.

     

    This is how I view them,  and how I think many of us view them.    They are a caricature of a caricature of a cfb fan base. 

     

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  9. 19 hours ago, closetojumping said:

    That shit was Puma Punch, no doubt. I'm sure there's some 2023 version of it right now being presented at tables inside various mediocre chains in Katy, Plano, and around Lake Travis, right this very moment. Go hit up the bar area of said type of restaurant this evening, order up a bottle of Oyster Bay Sauvignon Blanc or a bubbly rose' and you can snag yourself a neurotic, mildly chunkie, fakied, heavily perfumed mistake for a ride for the night. Good luck. We're all counting on you.

    Prosecco might be currently holding the cougar title belt - It's sophisticated!

     

    Post-pandemic demand for EU sparkling wine spiked. Will the trend continue  in 2023? | Courthouse News Service

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  10. 2 hours ago, tbone_ said:

    Genuinely surprised we haven’t heard any whoops from the gallery. Aggy going soft I guess.

    Yesterday i was sporting longhorn hat.   Bunch of hookem, some rando tcu comments, a few Sooners!   ( which got a “49 what?” ).  No whoops , aggie gear, or noise.   Almost like they cant get tickets to the masters….

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  11. 5 hours ago, Grade of D as in David said:

    Wait an aggy running their mouths before actually winning anything?

     

    We need a Sam Bennet version of the aggy rollercoaster 

    Other aggie thing about Sam.   He looks the part but his caddy - who is the aggie golf coach- is a fat F who looks like your typical very overweight insurance salesman.  His bag is a high schooler’s walking bag not a staff bag or even midsized.  Think modern happy gilmore bag.  Maybe because carrying a full sized bag would kill his caddy on those hills.   He was two over through six after those comments.   Hope he shoots 80. 

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