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  1. 1 hour ago, Lobo said:

    ^

    Good point.  And wait until American taxpayers find out that the money is just going to pay their real estate overhead, which is just lining the pockets of wealthy, environmental-destroying CRE monsters.  It's not like they're gonna give some of that money to the ticket-taker stoned kid, Jim Anchower so he can to go college and re-tool his skill set.  It's to pay a NNN monthly nut.  That's it.  And more urinal cakes maybe.  I fucking hate airline bailouts, but at least it keeps people moving around the country that need to. 

    Somehow, someway, Cintas and their army of door-to-door salespeople will come out of this stronger.

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  2. 1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

    I think it was a regular season game after Norman went to the Redskins  (or Football Team) since they now played twice a year.

    You are right it was regular season game:

    In the aftermath of what turned out to be a thrilling 38-35 victory over the Giants that raised their record to 14-0, the talk centered around Beckham, who amassed three personal fouls in a game that saw numerous skirmishes with Panthers cornerback Josh Norman and another with cornerback Cortland Finnegan.

    “What he did is on display,” Norman said. “You see what kind of player he is and you pull back the layers of skin and you really see what it is. Film don’t lie.”

  3. AMC giving guidance this AM that they could run out of money by early 2021 at this pace without any changes.

    One thing I think is shameful is when organizations pathetically pander for money (be it banks, airlines like they are also doing now, or movies) and pout their little lips, “we are gonna go out of business and all these amazing human beings will lose their jobs if we don’t prop us up on tax payer dollars”.

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  4. 8 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

    His mouth was always better than his talent. He played on a very good Panthers defense and he looked way better than he really was. He was perfect for Daniel Snyder and the Redskins. 

    But I am not registering when Norman would have played O'Dell in a playoff game. The only time O'Dell played in a playoff game was in 2016 with the Giants and they lost to the Packers in the wild card round.

    Which game was it when Odell tried to fight him or there was an obscene amount of personal fouls between the two and it seemed that Norman was just triggering Odell like a troll or pest would in hockey.

  5. Just now, Chewbacca said:
    12 minutes ago, DonkeyCigars said:
    Has anyone read The Robert Jordan Wheels of Time series (14 books?). I read about it today and the reviewer said literally nobody who has gotten to book 4 has never not been hooked and it's supposed to make GoT look like My little Pony.

    I read it a few months ago. Very good series.

    All 14 books?

  6. Has anyone read The Robert Jordan Wheels of Time series (14 books?). I read about it today and the reviewer said literally nobody who has gotten to book 4 has never not been hooked and it's supposed to make GoT look like My little Pony.

  7. Game 1 of the 2002 season versus UNT. It must have been the hottest 7p start ever, I just remember sweating my balls off in bad seats in a rout. It was like 35-0 at halftime if memory serves and I left and had white salt stains on my burnt orange shirt from roasting in the first half. It was enough that I didn't go to a second, non-RRS game until 2007 against Tech where I got so drunk at a tailgate I lost interest in the 2nd quarter, hailed a cab in a pre-uber era, and ended up in South Austin doing a bunch of blow behind a truck in a parking lot before I came to out of a blackout and realized that I somehow ended up at a friend's game watching party.

  8. I know a guy at work who is 62 years old. Latin, ladies man (so he thinks), lives in Miami who drives a fancy car, half buttoned shirt, you know the type.

    Anyways, he set his trap with outward appearances and money and landed a young lady and, boom! 62 years old he's going to be a father again (his kids are like mid-30's from his past life).

    I can't even imagine. reminds me of the Theo Von skit, "my dad was 78, so that was cool. he had a stroke when i was a baby. So we both learned to walk at the same time".

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  9. 7 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

    I knew a guy in law school.  Really nice guy, but sporting a rug.  At the time, I was merely receding, but I had become conscious of what people did (rug, shave, buzz, etc.).  Toward the end of the semester, when everyone was getting ramped up for exams, the mismatch between his longish real hair and the rug would become pretty obvious and after you saw that, you couldn't unsee it.

    I wasn't at the point of having to figure out what to do, but that made it pretty clear a rug was not a reasonable solution.  But I felt kind of sorry for him.  I think, but am not sure he was early-mid 20s.  No one ever said anything, even behind his back, cuz he was that nice a guy.

    I think maybe if you have it "groomed" nearly daily like some of the hollywood people do, it can look pretty realistic.  Gotta be short all around, too.

    Who are these Hollywood celebrities sporting fake hair and wigs so good we can't tell? Do you have a listicle to share?

  10. 8 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

    Elderly?  Older, full-grown, mature, fine. Not passing for 25 anymore, fine. Elderly?  Mmmm, fuck you.  What are you, 12?

    No offense because I literally mean if I am out in public I see maybe one baldie in the wild out of the hundreds of people I see aged 25-65 years old.

    Unless, there are so many that I have become bald-blind to them and my brain doesn't register it.

    Also one of the most iconic bald looks of the last 30 years screams IDGAF. But yea, when you create Seinfeld you can pretty much look like whatever you want.

    Also this is a good reminder as we are 6 weeks from halloween to watch the iconic "Bald F**k" episode of Curb

    Larry David - Wikipedia

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  11. 10 hours ago, RollLeft said:

    I ate at a Quiznos once.  Down there among the worst sandwiches i've ever eaten and overpaid to boot.  Are they still in business?  Same with Applebee's, i didn't think there could be a poor man's Chili's.  Chili's is a poor man's [insert crappy restaurant].

    I read once that Quizno's was essentially a scam.

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