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  1. 12 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

    Pundits are creating drama.

    They'll get it done.

    Bold prediction, I like it!

    It looks like 100% the government shut down will be avoided, at the very least.

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  2. 9 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

    I agree with your post generally, but that's absolutely not what is going on here with Sinema and probably not Manchin either. Sinema probably should appear to be a moderate on some things, particularly guns. But the "look I have no actual policy priorities and am obviously just trying to appear to be moderate" doesn't actually work on any voters. Virtually all of the things in the reconciliation bill are very popular, even with centrist voters, and are things Biden and the moderate Democrats ran on last year. We're talking an expanded child tax credit, paid leave, child care subsidies, adding dental, vision and hearing to medicare, medicare drug price negotiation, etc.. Nobody but die hard Republicans opposes this shit. She's not just pissing off the base here, she's infuriating everyone who voted for her and might actually consider voting for her in the future. She's nuking her political career from orbit. 

    As for Manchin, he's a fucking coal baron. He's not worried about appearing moderate, he's worried about his pockets.

    And CNN today is making the point when Manchin first started obstructing, nobody took him serious and thought he was posturing (and you heard that here too). When he asked for the pause in August, nobody took him serious and thought he was posturing.

    He is showing he was serious.

    How can one be more clear that he is serious? When someone shows or tells you who they are and what they want, believe them.

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  3. Just heard on CNN that the pundits aren't bullish on this deal getting made today on the $3.5T because the progressives already feel like they have compromised because they wanted $6T in spending (wow!) and there is nothing left to compromise on or talk about. I feel like today will be entertaining political theatre if you are into that sort of thing, like @Js1 and those political junkies on here.

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  4. 17 minutes ago, wild_turkey said:

    Why are most topics on this forum combined into massive meta threads?

    If I want to read what people are saying about the spending plan, it seems like I should be able to come to this forum and click a thread titled “2021 Social Spending Plan”. Instead, I have to hunt around for it and eventually figure out it’s hidden in a thread titled “Joe Biden 2021” which has 6,300+ posts and a month ago was discussing Afghanistan and a month from now will be discussing Covid again. Then if the social spending plan becomes relevant again in 6 months, it’s very difficult to reference the present discussion because it’s buried 2,000 posts upstream.

    This is absurd. I don’t get it.

    Agree. It's like most people on here don't use slack or slack channel etiquette. 

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  5. 24 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

    That's a lot of words. Here's the shorter and more accurate version, feel free to paste it in the future:

    "I'm sorry, I was full of shit."

    That's all you had to say. You made a claim that you have no evidence to support, and you are continuing to declare victory because you, in your own words, maintain that other people would do what you think they would do. It's 100% projection and fantasy. And the fact that you think being asked to support your claims is some sort of whining effort to deflect shows exactly how full of shit you are.

    And a little advice, if you find that your defense takes 600 words to say absolutely nothing then that's a huge red flag that you're full of shit.

    Huckleberry, I'm happy to say it because I absolutely think the moment I made the claim, the conversation bifurcated. I was pretty surprised at how most of you immediately went into this mode thinking I was making a literal comparison and had some concrete example in mind, versus my intention which was to lay claim based off of poster history and personality, what would happen (again posters reaction and NOT the real world outcomes), if something similar happened but the characters were reversed. Anyways, based off of our mutual inability to communicate:

    I'm sorry, I was full of shit.

    And to your rightly made point about being too verbose, I had a very busy day and wanted to respond before EOD. I'll quote Mark Twain here: “I apologize for such a long letter - I didn't have time to write a short one.”

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  6. 3 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

    I just love how invariably, 100% without fail, “oh my god the deficit” becomes an issue of serious, deep concern….when Dems are in power. But it doesn’t even merit a shoulder shrug when the Repubs are - multi trillion dollar deficit-feeding measures fly through without a hiccup. It’s fucking comically absurd. And the same monkeys dance to the fake music every time.

    Aside from people like Dbeasy who seem to believe in an economical value system that is consistent beyond basic party politics (though itself is political, of course), I think it can be summed up pretty generally with an old political joke. Stop me if you've heard this before, it's a classic everyone's heard:

    DonkeyCigars clears his throat [ahem] and pulls out a pitch pipe and blows it, trying to strike the right chord of pastiche and humor to honor the late, great Norm MacDonald:

    If you are young and generally of the male sex and find yourself to be of the fiscally conservative persuasion AND you are worried about taxes eating into your monies for your own petty and self interests...and in your youth you've begun to concern yourself with a worry about an inextinguishable deficit-- a deficit that grows and grows, never stopping, just constantly growing in exponential and pained growth, like an otherworldly creature that groans as it grows by feeding off the ever abundant foolishness that is the natural state of the flawed and wickedness of the human condition. If you find yourself in that hellscape mindset...[pause a full beat]:

    This is because you have no heart.

    If, on the other hand, you are an older person. Maybe someone who is well into your middle ages, gray or graying and having lived through some things. You've loved. You've lost. You've made mistakes and you have regrets. Regrets that keep you up at night sometimes and regrets which torture you. Regrets who haunt you in those ungodly hours between being awake and asleep, when all that you can discern in the ghostly dark is the thumping of both your anxious heart against your rib cage and the dampness of the sheets you soil. If you are so fortunate to live to this age [pause a beat] and you find you are economically liberal AND you find comfort with the instability of the fiscally unknown and what can only be financial theory in service of the advancement of human mercy...using money to assuage whatever pain and misery -- the only real currency in this brutish world-- to relieve the pain and misery of your fellow human beings. And in doing so, maybe helping to salve that pain and misery in your soul that could only happen if we wouldn't let people hoard stupid little papers [pause a half beat]:

    Then it's because you have no money.

    [Sheepish smile at telling a stupid, shaggy dog re-imagining of a pithy classic]

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  7. 9 hours ago, Huckleberry said:

    Post an example and then we can point at laugh at those posters' hypocrisy together.

    Huck. It's been a long day at multiple airports and bad food. Forgive me for the delay.

    First I want to address the extremely narrow interpretation of my statement that people like JimmyJohns have taken. My implication was NOT that a military leader has broken rank or chain of command or what have you when Trump was in office and not been disciplined to the letter of the law or whatever that I'm sure is very prescriptive within the military policies and rules of engagement. I was not attempting to make a specific, analog allegation. I thought that was clear when I used the idiom "if the shoe were on the other foot" to express a hypothetical.

    My point was that the people-- pundits, twitterverse, us here-- we are so unabashedly political in our thinking in 2021 that we will (whether consciously or subconsciously) get online and interrogate, examine and prosecute (and then make extreme judgments in anonymity on this site, as it were) behavior that is personally (which is also to say, in 2021, politically) anathema to us.

    OR, if the behavior and resultant actions and impacts happen to fall on our side of the personal belief/values (and political) wall, we will allow it. Allowing it whether that be explicitly celebrating it because we consider any political pain inflicted upon our opposition to be good, or tacit allowance with a blind eye or plausible deniability because, "hey, the ends justifies the means" and because the status quo to which I'm opposed is inherently wrong and flawed and an injustice by virtue of it simply being what I oppose as we beg the question.

    The above was the long form version of the point I was trying to make by observing the oft-reactionary and extreme posters on here effortlessly default to technicality and process (of which I actually agree!) because I maintain that the same oft-reactionary and extreme posters would take great pain to justify dissent and a challenge to authority if the political aims were aligned.

    I then go further and call out someone specifically for what I would think he would do in a hypothetical based off of my reoccurring interactions with him and from reading a lot of his body of work on this site. 

    That above is my position and I stand by that being a sufficient defense of my claim. However, I know everyone is itching for an example. The closest I could find in the small amount of time I looked into this was the General Milley situation. There was speculation and belief (which has since I think has gotten murkier, but for the example this still works because of what we believed to be more or less true garnered the responses) that General Milley broke chain of command from Donald Trump in talking about nukes to a foreign enemy and generally stepping out of line. Lots of posters celebrated this because they believe(d) politically that Donald Trump was a loon not to be trusted and by going above or around him, breaking the chain of command was justified.

    One such poster is Underdog.

    He says about Milley and I'll quote "LOL @ Trumpanzee, aka Republicans, worried about Milley breaking the law when the Orange Fuckstick disregarded any and all laws when in Office." doing an obvious "but trump..." whine while dismissing Milley's alleged behavior.

    That is one such example, but again, that was not at all my point. Though it has become compulsory to whine "prove it!" about things that ought be self-evident. But there I go, illustrating my own bias and assumptions and demanding my worldview be met, as well. 

     

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  8. 1 minute ago, Captainant said:

    Bruh. That's quite a false equivalency there. This crayon eater is subject to the UCMJ, and had already gotten his hand slapped once and was issued a formal gag order in accordance with UCMJ regs. Which he then defied. 

    Although I do appreciate your unintentional honesty that opposition to public health measures is nothing more than political theatre. 

    Still waiting on evidence to back your claims....

    I am not opposed to public health measures personally and I’m still mobile so I won’t be able to put any energy into looking for the evidence you want for a while. 

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  9. Just now, Captainant said:

    Man I wish I had your blind confidence to make untrue and unsubstantiated claims and boldly defend them without evidence. You must be a sales guy, huh?

    You would be first in line claiming this guy was a political prisoner and being Nelson Mandela’d if Trump did this to someone speaking out about one of his political moves that folks disagreed with. Must be a politician, huh?

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  10. 9 minutes ago, Scheiss Meister said:

    His prosecution is about good order and discipline, not politics.  He is free to hold whatever opinion he wishes, but he is not free to publicly disparage his superiors or the administration, no matter who is in the White House.

    Not what I meant. I agree with you on the process and protocol and think it should be applied blindly.

    Im talking about the general public (and the people here) and the response. If your team is being held in a brig for speaking out against the other team, you root for it and see it from a prism of injustice or oppression. The opposite and you get what we have here, some ho humming about how that’s the process and should have stayed in line and not made waves, etc.

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  11. 1 hour ago, Pancho said:

     

    That's pretty impressive. I bet that gator was much heavier than it looked and to use upper body strength on the top of a can like that...good job florida guy!

  12. 58 minutes ago, Captainant said:

    There is a reason two party systems aren’t favorable for heterogeneous populations; I know it sounds counterintuitive because of the abject corruption, but we should look to Latin America for how multiple party governments have to operate and build coalitions and consensus that are defined and boxed by project or bill or time. Seems like it would be more efficient.

  13. 52 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

    What’s amazing this time is there isn’t even any pressure on them to moderate. There’s no town halls full of rabid freaks like with Obamacare, there’s no polls showing substantial opposition to the actual policies contained in the bill, and there’s no desire even among the moderates to try to negotiate any of this shit to get Republican votes. They don’t have any of the usual cover they typically rely on to justify pulling this bullshit, yet they’re still doing it and sure seems right now like they’ll succeed. 

    Because they don’t have consensus among the elected. Because the letter D next to your name means your party cuts a much broader swath of interests and people than the letter R.

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  14. Quote

     

    "Pelosi postponed a vote on the infrastructure bill from Monday to Thursday of this week. She also acknowledged, for the first time, that the three-and-a-half-trillion-dollar spending package would be trimmed back. “In order to move forward, we have to build consensus,” she told George Stephanopoulos, of ABC News. Appearing on “Meet the Press,” another Democratic Senator, Cory Booker, of New Jersey, predicted that his colleagues would reach an understanding. “This is Washington,” Booker said. “I’m sure there is going to be some sort of compromise.” Given that the alternative is an ignominious failure for the Party and its President, Booker may well be proved correct. Right now, though, the fault line running through the Democrats’ polity remains in place, with both sides trying to exert maximum leverage.

    This sort of high-stakes intra-party politics is long familiar in American politics. As is common in such disputes, the onus will fall on the President to unite his party’s elected representatives behind a particular outcome, even though they may not like parts of it."

     

    I read the bold as, progressives need to conform and get in line and come off the $3.5T number and compromise. You started high, now end a little lower. 

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  15. 2 hours ago, jdhorn92 said:

    Dog sounds like he's making stuff up in the TMZ video.  Says the FBI doesnt work weekends, can't recall the word for Kayak, says he didn't see the video of family coming in/out of park, but knows people who have..total bs

    Also Dog wears elevator shoes because he's like 5'7 or some other miniature height. He should not be taken serious on that fact alone, much less taking into account his other body of work.

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