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Bert Orange

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  1. I lost a bet with Jesus.
  2. My parking garage downtown Houston.
  3. Holy fuck. So in the TRX stolen truck saga, two delayed hits came back from satellite. One at BW8 near Houston ship channel and the second over water. Looks like someone in Dubai is getting a new TRX. Detective headed over to the Port to see if he can dig up anything. Unlikely mine is the only one loaded into a shipping container. Likely a well orchestrated mass hit the likes of Gone in 60 Seconds according to the detective. Drove straight to the boat. Hug your new rare Broncos folks!!!
  4. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I have bourbon. But what I don’t have are a particularly useful set of skills, only useless financial skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a non-threat to people like you. If you let my truck go now, that'll be the end of it. If you don’t, well, that’ll be the end of it too
  5. The Trackhawk was more refined, visceral and a driver’s car. It performs like a sports car with the body of an SUV. The TRX is brute strength, with shockingly refined driving comfort for a truck (more akin to an SUV), with more get up and go than you should need from a Truck. But at speeds above 60, it behaves like a truck with 400 HP. Didn’t have the high end oomph. Just off the line. But man, the ride quality and finish/interior of Ram is top notch for truck lovers that want more luxury. The Raptor I gave up for it paled in comparison in almost every way.
  6. How would you compare the TRX to the Trackhawk? Both gone?
  7. RIP T-Rex. And fuck you with a fucking razor tipped dildo you thieving fucking bastards.
  8. I am not. Nor would I ever want to be.
  9. Don’t know Josh personally but I know his nonprofit barrel outfit and his circle of friends in BaRS (like Bill Fullerton). Never struck me as a superdouche. But his threadshitting knowitall antics are tiring.
  10. Should I rebuild?
  11. Is it funnier that I didn’t do this?
  12. Thx. Bullets hard to predict. But this looks much better than 12 hours ago.
  13. Can someone post the latest Euro rain model? Looks like it settled down from Noah’s Ark to streets get wet.
  14. Eric Berger just upgraded the flood risk to Stage 3 for Houston.
  15. Just cracked my first Medley-era Old Ezra. 1982. 101 proof. Drinks like 120 proof. Not sure how I feel about this one yet.
  16. DC is always expensive. In no small part given its clientele. But also because they are legally allowed to resell third party bottles purchased at secondary. Gotta make profits.
  17. Honey apple. But mostly butter.
  18. Batch 1 is good. Have one open. Stoli bought them in early 2017, but this was 100% Dedman fingerprints. Last of the decent batches IMO. Still nor sure I’d say worth the MSRP. But it’s closer.
  19. KO hasn’t been the same post Stoli’s purchase.
  20. It’s meh
  21. Buddy had back surgery and can’t make the game. Seeing as how its his birthday, we are going to hang back with him. Would like to re-home these to someone that would enjoy them. Thinking $300 for the four, OBO. Right out of the tunnel on the aisle. Great seats.
  22. How I long for more of the 15 year age stayed heaven hill sourced Drum. Turning the clock closer to current they’ve used HH, Brown Forman and Beam. Turning the clock to couple years ago, they started mixing in very young bourbon, including their own vile distillate that goes into the wretched, undrinkable pot still. The most recent version I tasted from the shelf today tastes much better. Though it still tastes like Willett distillate is in there. Perhaps it’s just gotten old enough where it doesn’t drink like hot garbage. But there was definitely a horrible period for Drum over the last few years.
  23. There should be a date stamp on the bottom of the glass. It’s imperfect, but would get you close.
  24. I ate in shorts after golf in Scottsdale. But they may be more lax there than Houston. Jeans are fine I’m sure.
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