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Bert Orange

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  1. Fuck. I’m scared Chloe is failing. Her other eye is now cloudy and her cheeks are swollen/puffy. She’s walking into walls. Clearly she can’t see.
  2. Fuck. My 16 yo girl can’t catch a break these days. Woke yesterday to a swollen eye. Treated with topical antibacterial ointment until the vet opened today. Turns out she has a massive ulcer in her cornea that became infected and is threatening her eye. On a heavy medical treatment regimen, with Dad administering eye drops every two hours for next two days. Who needs sleep? Adding insult to her injury, she’s been placed in the cone of shame. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
  3. Isn’t this what Flex Seal was made for?
  4. Not yet. Boat house coming along though. Hoping to be in the water two weeks I to the summer.
  5. I was torn between that and the Maclaren
  6. When does it get to the offer of a blowjob? Are we there yet?
  7. Ordered my 2019 Ram 1500 this morning. Now I wait....
  8. Everyone knows the wings at Twin Peaks are superior.
  9. That doesn’t seem fun
  10. And I’m going with “Tooned Out” for the new girl. Paint going on tomorrow.
  11. Nah. Jet skis are the 3 series of the lake. It’s the obnoxious drivers that give them a bad rap. They’re damn fun when driven responsibly.
  12. The Captain and Tooneal Poon Toon Living the Tri Life Just Tooning In
  13. Speaking of which, need to name her. Nominations: - National Pontoon's Lakecation - Man on the Toon - Pond Toon - Toon Soon? - Driving Miss Lazy - Hold My Beer
  14. I only have a 24’ penis. But it’s a triple prong party penis. I should have opted for larger in retrospect.
  15. I am always up for a race. I smoked an eager Merc C63 driver a couple weeks back. I had remove all badging from the Hawk and I’m not sure he new what he was up against.
  16. I guess I now resemble that remark. Ouch. Guess I’ll captain her maiden voyage in a wife beater and boxers while smoking 120s
  17. IMO Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
  18. I have Pacts 1-3. Pact 1 was turrible. I almost didn’t buy Pact 2 I hated it so much. But Pact 2 is outstanding. I opened Pact 3 a few weeks back and will revisit today after it has breathed a little. Was not blown away by 3 upon first tasting.
  19. Personally I don’t think so. They priced it about $50 high. But it’s a damn fine bourbon. But I’d happily pay $100 (and I paid $150, because it’s the price of admission if you want to try it).
  20. Pact 4?
  21. That MK is delightful.
  22. I think Washington needs to be in the mix too. Yakima has some fiiiiine options at that price point. Sheridan is hard to beat. Drinking the L’Orage ($45 wine club price) now and it’s a 96-97 point cab.
  23. That’s a gigantic shit. Must have been the baby stretching.
  24. 1) hot, dry weather with sustained drought 2) a six flags theme park 3) Miller lite / bud light 4) two good schools 5) Multitude of cheap furniture stores at every exit Maybe I need to take a harder look at SA
  25. Did they close the one across from sea World?
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