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Superhero

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  1. Any remedy for popping knees? My mom's knees always popped when she kneeled down. Mine have been on and off, but for the past few weeks, both knees are popping like crazy. Nothing hurts, it's just weird that I can't bend then stretch my legs without a pop. Maybe it's time to see the chiro.

  2. I live within a 5 minute drive of Total Wine, Trader Joe's, Sprouts (great local grocery store but still not HEB when it's open), and 15 minutes from a MicroCenter. Good elementary and middle-schools within 5 minute walk from my house.

    I'm glad we bought the house in 2015 even though we weren't seriously looking. It was probably more than we wanted to pay, but location location location right? No ragrets.

  3. Church starts at 10:00.

    The kids and I were ready at 9:55 (yes we're gonna be about 10 minutes late).

    10:10 rolls around and I fire up the church's live stream.

    10:20, wife comes down and says, hurry up guys, we're gonna be late for church.

     

    Guess who stayed at home watching the live stream?

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  4. Me: I gonna sell this toy work bench and tools okay? Buddy hasn’t played with it in a while.

    Her: Okay. 

     

    5 minutes before the buyer shows up after confirming everything that’s included…

    Her: Why are you selling the drill? Can we keep the drill?

    Me: OMFG, I told you and Buddy to look through it to see if you wanted to keep any part of it.

    Her: Tone

     

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  5. On 7/8/2021 at 2:41 PM, Superhero said:

    People throwing away trash along a hiking trail.

    Coworkers and I hiked up to the Hollywood sign. We did some voluntary community service by picking up trash. We filled 2 trash bags before we got back down to the parking lot. 

    Most of the stuff we picked up were water bottles, candy wrappers, facemasks... But we also found a pair of panties. We didn't pick that one up.

  6. People walking, especially while they’re crossing the street, while reading stuff on their phone.

    Seriously. Put down the phone. Walk a little faster. Stop on the very side of the sidewalk so people can walk by you. Finish reading and then keep walking. You aren’t saving any time reading while you’re walking.

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  7. 6 hours ago, Parliament said:

    I spent 6 weeks in the Dominican Republic in college.  We went to one of the border crossings and the difference was start.  Haiti is a very poor place.  

    Most of what I know about the Dominican Republic is their women represent well in beauty pageants. It wasn't until recently I found out they share a long border with Haiti. 

    So I wondered why there is such a difference between the two parts of the island, here's a intro 101 class to explain the difference.

    http://content.time.com/time/world/article/0,8599,1953959,00.html

     

     

  8. On 6/26/2021 at 8:32 AM, After irth said:

    I have a friend with two young daughters:  Kaidynce and Kendahl. 

    And another friend with a daughter named Braehlynn and is currently pregnant. Can’t wait to hear the name on THAT one. 

    Got a neighbor kid named Garin.

    WTF is wrong with white people. 

    Fixed.

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