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Posts posted by Brisketexan
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Some of you think degeneracy is your ally. You merely adopted the degeneracy. I was born in it, molded by it. I have yet to see the light.
I like it...but dude, it’s a frijoles burrito. It’s kind of a baseline...like a pbj is for white folks. If you COULDN’T make a decent bean burrito, we’d have issues. -
https://www.publicpolicypolling.com/polls/gop-quickly-unifies-around-trump-clinton-still-has-modest-lead/
Among voters with a favorable opinion of Trump:
-65% think President Obama is a Muslim, only 13% think he’s a Christian.
-59% think President Obama was not born in the United States, only 23% think that he was.
-27% think vaccines cause autism, 45% don’t think they do, another 29% are not sure.
-24% think Antonin Scalia was murdered, just 42% think he died naturally, another 34% are unsure.
-7% think Ted Cruz’s father was involved in the assassination of JFK, 55% think he was not involved, another 38% are unsure.
Public Policy Polling surveyed 1,222 registered voters from May 6th to 9th. The margin of error is +/-3.2%. 80% of participants, selected through a list based sample, responded via the phone, while 20% of respondents who did not have landlines conducted the survey over the internet through an opt-in internet panel.
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Just now, hayden_horn said:
please remember the simple rule. narrator is always past tense.
Narrator: Hayden was pedantic.
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1 hour ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:
I hear a certain captain in the area is looking for work....
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9 hours ago, HenryJames said:
Narrator: it's all the brown ones.
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34 minutes ago, thestud said:
My inner Mexican can eat the entire bag in one sitting
Verdad. They sell these in snack-size bags. We got some, cuz the boy likes to take them for lunch.
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WTF is up with Cornyn all the sudden? It's like he's trying to out-stupid Cruz.
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Mom filled an ice cube tray with Kool Aid, covered it in Saran Wrap, and put toothpicks through it. Ghetto-sicles
I got those. But made with shitty 1970s OJ from concentrate. -
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It seems there are multiple options for this sale: different percentages available, including or not including some real estate, etc.
You can tell, because each prospectus has multiple colored stickers on the cover telling you what's included in the deal.
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18 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:
You were spoiled. We got the singles.
Sheeit, I posted my dream popsicle. I got these:
Except I don't think we even got the name brand. Some cheap-ass mexican knockoffs. Like "Otro Pops."
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Also, I kinda wonder why folks aren't taking actions against states like Alabama that force the state to take either inconsistent legal positions or at least absurd positions. Alabama has taken the clear legal position that a fetus is a human life from the moment of conception.
For example, a pregnant woman is arrested and detained (she can't afford bail, etc., so she stays in custody). File a writ of habeas corpus on behalf of Fetus Jones. The state of Alabama can have no legal basis to detain Fetus Jones. As Fetus Jones is a human being, the detention of Fetus Jones is unquestionably unlawful.
To go even further, sue the Alabama Department of Prisons for providing an insufficient diet to help Fetus Jones grow (fetal growth requires significant nutrition that is likely not available in prison food).
Need a friendly local DA to charge a man who had unprotected sex with a woman he knows to be a drug user, or alcoholic, for child endangerment.
Surely there are plenty of equal protection claims, or due process claims, that could likewise arise from other state actions.
Alabama chose to enter the Stupidity Decathlon. Make them compete, and fall on their ass, in every event.
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When it comes to artificial flavors, none of those are flavors. The flavor is "red." When of course, "purple" is actually the best flavor.
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54 minutes ago, triplehorn said:
Makes perfect sense. I mean, if you were the coach of a team, and you had information that the mob was buying off all the refs for your next game....but they were paying them to throw calls your team's way....you would totally not call the FBI, and that would absolutely be the right thing to do. Totally legal, totally cool.
The GOP isn't a political party anymore. It's part of an organized crime syndicate.
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So, these are our two options for our Dear Leader:
1 -- he allows himself to stumblefuck/be led into stumblefucking into a shooting war with Iran, led there by idiots he put in positions of power.
2 -- he successfully resists the siren song of said idiots that he put in power, narrowly avoiding a catastrophe of his own making.
There's no "winning" there. Just different flavors of losing.
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3 minutes ago, miguelito said:
And just because one person is more qualified, doesn't mean that the other person is unqualified.
Dude. These are people who believe Donald Trump over people with multiple degrees and decades of experience in, well, every single field imaginable. Medicine, climate science, space, military strategy, healthcare, ad infinitum. "Nobody knows more about X than me" is his fucking catchphrase. You don't get to gobble that knob AND tout someone being educated as a marker of knowing what the fuck you're talking about.
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17 minutes ago, tantric superman said:
My sister talks like that.
People think she's a whore.
My daughter cusses like a sailor. She gets it from her mom. Who is a pastor. Our family is kinda fucked that way.
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Tell me more about the right in the second pic.
I'm waiting.....
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19 minutes ago, Anastasis said:
I would chalk a good measure of that nonsense up to the fact that it's an online poll with participants recruited primarily through text and banner ads.
Yeah, I mean, I thought I was just clicking on a window to buy cheap boner pills. I mean, my friend was. That's what he told me.
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17 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:
I say lets let our friends from College Station get involved in building the damn thing! What could go wrong?
Too Soon?
Nope. Just right.
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5 minutes ago, DaysOff said:10 minutes ago, Angry Gorilla said:What's the return policy?
Similar to Amazon's for Chinese kids.
"Keep it, we'll just send another one?"
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19 minutes ago, Al Czervik said:
Just saw this movie. Was recommended by a good (female) friend.
The entire film was predictable.
Not sure why they made a point of showing her self-serving herself so early on was about.
Nice butt.
Would not watch again, the film, the butt, yes.
Will not take any future recommendations from said friend seriously again.
My daughter's review of said film: "Dude. She fucks a goddamn fish."
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"start?"
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3 hours ago, 4th&Five said:
We’ll see
No need to wait. They're full of shit. When the day comes, they'll pull the lever. Because MS-13! SOCIALISM! MOOSLEMS!
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Makes sense. I saw a documentary once that showed that Gene Simmons is a master of high-tech weapons development.
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the alabama abortion attack
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“He says what I’m thinking!”
This is the Republican id, let loose.