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Brisketexan

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  1. There’s literally nothing they can say or do to convince the Boss Hoggs out there that they are exactly who they say they are. Trump could say “I am the actual antichrist, here to destroy humanity,” with a legion behind him, and they’d say “you’re just fear-mongering” when you quote him.
  2. If you’re eating Mexican rice at anyone’s house who is a real-deal messican…and in a shitload of restaurants…you already are.
  3. I mean…you can say that, but Knorr powdered bouillon was and is in every real-deal Mexican kitchen I’ve ever been in. It’s one of my “never run out of this” kitchen items. And yeah, fry rice in oil, add onions, then knorr - that’s the basic Mexican rice I had in every family member’s house my whole life. The variation is using the chicken tomato instead of just chicken, adding peas and/or carrots, maybe adding a bit of salsa to the cooking liquid. But the basics are fried rice, onion, and knorr.
  4. "Newsflash - Hitler already tried his bullshit. He got shut down and sent to prison. The government handled him just fine. Warning that he's coming back, and will seize complete power and implement the exact vengeful and brutal agenda he's been promising is just fear-mongering." Read. The fucking. Playbook. You fucking asshole. Fascism doesn't get it done on the first try. It probes, it fails. Then, it comes back....wins....and does EXACTLY WHAT IT SAYS IT WANTS TO DO. LISTEN TO WHAT TRUMP AND HIS LACKEYS SAY THEY WANT TO DO. THAT IS WHAT THEY WILL DO. Fucking assholes like you are EXACTLY how the world ended up with murderous fascism last century. But you seem to think that EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED LAST TIME won't happen this time, for....reasons. Mostly the reason of "because I want to keep voting for the fascists, so I need to rationalize it away." Sorry, fucker. You vote for people who say "hey, we definitely intend to do nazi shit," then you're a fucking nazi.
  5. Huh. I had you pegged as someone who has to believe we are magic.
  6. Except for the secret DECOY pylons, which were entirely unnecessary but were put there as BAIT for the DEEP STATE to try to take out! The only way the ship knew which pylon to hit was because, clearly, we have a MOLE inside the government releasing this information to the DEEP STATE. That may seem nonsensical to you, but that's just because you haven't DONE THE RESEARCH, sheeple!
  7. Wife just texted that lightning just hit behind one of the houses across the canyon from us (Steck/Mesa area). Lots of smoke on impact. Could have hit another house, a tree, who knows, but closer than we've seen. So, that's fun.
  8. There's a 99.9% chance you'll have that opportunity in the next few years.
  9. Man....she's a tough one. Because her rape in Egypt clearly completely fucking broke her brain. What she experienced was awful, and she deserves some gentle handling. But....enough of that shit. She has abused the latitude she should get. She's a batshit crazy piece of shit spewing pure poison lies. She's a garbage human being and should be shunned and ruined.
  10. Nothing. Will. Happen. Chapter infinity. The Rule of Law is over. It's all rule of the fist/gun now. Plan accordingly (either be ready to fight, have an exit strategy, or both).
  11. He literally came to Texas to advise Texas Republicans on electoral and political strategy. The wannabes ARE rubes....but rubes actually do shit and expect what they are promised. Sorry, dude -- you don't get to ask about Christian Nationalists and then say "well, we can't consider what that avowed Christian Nationalist says in crafting our definition." For fuck's sake, banners of Christian Nationalism were carried onto the Senate floor on January 6th by people who vowed to put a stop to Congress doing its job, and who actually recited a motherfucking christian nationalist victory prayer on the senate floor declaring their victory: Christian Nationalist are motherfucking jihadi terrorists. That's what Christian Nationalism is. THAT'S WHAT IT FUCKING SAYS IT IS, IN PLAIN LANGUAGE. If you intend to use the force of the state to subject me to your God, that's fucking jihad. You're no better than Bin Laden.
  12. Save money, save money, fuck, I wanna eat, goddammit!
  13. That challenge will be resolved in Trump's favor soon. This whole situation is a giant fucking loophole that you can drive a truck through. Want to buy a candidate? Set up a completely bullshit deal like this, pumping up the value of the candidate's stake in a worthless enterprise, let him cash out (even better.....YOU buy his shares for way over market value) and walla, you just money laundered a multi-billion dollar gift to someone who you now fucking OWN. We had a decent run. Probably better than we deserved. It's over now.
  14. Sequences like this, and the ones that followed the Montgomery riverfront brawl, just make it clear that if the MAGAts would ever get the stick out of their ass, they'd realize that black people are one of the key treasures that actually DO "Make America Great." Come on, just counting the quick wit alone, America is fucking funnier than other countries because we have a sizable black population. They make this place fucking WAY BETTER. Hey MAGAts, just accept that black Americans are a fucking ASSET, not a liability, and this whole thing looks a whole lot better. AND, bonus - you won't be fucking assholes.
  15. Don't forget the kickass 1971 van rocking out to "Slow Ride." Don't EVER forget that.
  16. Do you even "holonomic toroid bridge," bro?
  17. I mean, I posted the pic of her and her colleague on patrol on said island before.....
  18. If you were a Norwegian dude, you'd be smug as shit too. Maybe the best quality of life on earth, they're super outdoorsy in one of the most beautiful places on the planet and yes.....the women are absolutely stunning. Our Norwegian exchange daughter is a knockout. And her younger sister is significantly prettier than her. She and my son are pals (as in, they're friends and goof off, zero romantic issues), and I don't get it. Had I been around a girl who looked like that at his age, I'd have been a stammering, embarrassing fool. He says "nah, she's like my sister, so it's all cool." And one of his best friends from his time in Berlin is another Norwegian gal who is an 11. They're MOSTLY friends.....we'll see where that goes. But he ran with a whole crowd of Norwegians there, and they are truly ridiculously gorgeous people. And yeah, no pics, because I'm not doxing our friends. I'm presuming that on their many viking raids, they only stole the most gorgeous of English maidens and such.
  19. Hey Boss Hogg.....to answer your question, this is what Christian Nationalism looks like (really, it's what ANY [fill in religion] nationalism ends up looking like. Because once a religion becomes the actual or de facto "state religion," it's inherent in that process that one of the conclusions will be "and no other religions will be allowed." This guy has Trump's ear. He has literally met with the guy you support for president:
  20. Good luck. They aren't getting Orban out of office without violence.
  21. Our Norwegian exchange daughter was stationed at an airbase on the Molde side of that bridge (I think it was on that side). She worked base security, walked the perimeter with a rifle and a guard dog. We asked her what her actual job was, she smiled and said "hunting Russians." The Norwegians will ski 500 miles to shoot you in the face, then ski 500 miles home, and do so fueled only by 2 of their version of a Kit-Kat bar. I presume that a Foghat 8-track was permanently stuck in the player. Right?
  22. What to say to her? Can’t say it any better than this legend did:
  23. Wait…you’re not supposed to drink coffee after a colonoscopy? For how long? Cuz I’m pretty sure I had some the next day. Nobody told me otherwise.
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