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  1. When I was a kid we had a horse that would step on your foot on purpose when you tried to brush him. He was a jerk.
  2. Would actually be the perfect solution.
  3. It would be nice to have a pair of strippers around for when you really need them...
  4. https://www.businessinsider.com/oj-simpson-murders-and-jason-simpson-2014-6 The O.J. Simpson Saga Began 20 Years Ago Today — Here's Why His Son Should Be A Suspect
  5. The boy that goes to our dance studio has alpha-gal and has to wear synthetic dance shoes because even just contact with leather fucks him up.
  6. Maybe ten or so years ago (was 35 then) I was having some stomach/chest area pain and the Dr ordered me to get scoped from both ends. When they started getting me ready for the procedure I asked the nurse if they would come in from the top first. Luckily she told me they used different cameras... Anyway, turned out my gallbladder had quit working (not stones, just quit). Had run through several tests and scans before they finally figured it out. The worst part was they made me wait until I farted before I could leave. And they had to be there for it. Oh, and my gastro doctor looked like Bo Pelini.
  7. I have an uncle that always drinks French beer on July 4th to acknowledge their contributions.
  8. If you're only going to put in an 8 hour day why even bother starting? I'm in a six person group that covers a 24/7 control room. We work (roughly) 7 on - 7 off twelve hour shifts and it is awesome. Out of the 6 week rotation I work 2 weekend shifts and one week of nights. Work days are long and there isn't much time after work for family things but I get 21 days off in a six week rotation.
  9. I think he's just trying to stir up shit with Microsoft now because his beef with Disney is losing interest.
  10. Maybe I should have said Would Ducks...
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