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Brisketexan

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  1. So.....an unbroken line of utter assholes. That's not fair of me. Your grandfather or dad might have been okay dudes.
  2. Pretty sure that's the summary of a damned good Rodney Crowell song. Shit, that's just a regular Thursday in most of SETX.
  3. Sigh. [Brisket, shamefully recollecting his teenage crush on a certain curvy brunette daughter of a family friend who lived in Moore]
  4. Weird way for you to tell us you're on team Solve the Zohran Situation.
  5. [Brisket, deleting his 5-page treatise on Tarawa]
  6. Satellite data is woke.
  7. Naah, he'll blame it on him "making a huge mistake in putting the cybertruck plant in Austin, which is all about woke ideology, and the woke mind virus ruined our production" or some utterly batshit insane shit like that. Which will make the stock price go up 10% immediately.
  8. You know, there actually is one thing I enjoy about this moment in our cultural timeline. That thing is how people absolutely, completely, and utterly debase themselves at the altar of a narcissist, thinking that in return, he will be loyal to them. And every time, once the narcissist decides that the debaser no longer serves his needs, or he needs a scapegoat, he shivs the debaser. So, now the debaser is utterly humiliated/emasculated AND stabbed dead. It's funny. Their stupidity and total surrender of all dignity for no good reason whatsoever amuses me.
  9. That's not a bad reason, and some countries are a bit different. Germany, for example, still has lots of places that want cash. But the real key is that if you have local currency, have some smaller denominations -- 1, 2, 5, 10. Those are good for tips, paying a bathroom or bathroom attendant, grabbing a coffee from a cart, etc. Which are likely 99% of the situations that actually need cash. We'll be doing a long weekend in London this August, and won't be bringing any cash. But, we'll be visiting our daughter, and she always carries a little bit of cash, so she'll cover any such needs.
  10. Wait.....suing him for an allegation made in a pleading filed in court? That's, umm, not a thing.
  11. Look, what's important is performative idiocy, who cares if kids die. In MAGA world, the dead non-Americans is what tells you the policies are working.
  12. But sometimes the cash machines have a daily limit of 400, and if your escort is going to cost more than that.....wait, I've said too much already.
  13. You think that 1) people will actually hold Trump to any policy standard, and 2) that he'll actually acknowledge such standards. I truly don't understand why everyone hasn't grasped the simple truth that there is nothing he could do to lose support. He could order US forces to machine-gun dead every person of hispanic descent in the US, and not lose a single vote (seriously, even the hispanic Trump supporters would keep voting for him right up till the bullets rip them apart). He could then reverse course, and open the borders completely to allow every south of the border brown person in, proclaiming it part of his "big, beautiful plan to make American great again," and not lose a single vote. He could do those two things on successive days, and not lose a vote.
  14. I need to put out a "carrying more cash than the $10,000 reporting limit? Deposit extra cash here, no need to report!" box at the airport.
  15. Brisketexan

    Tacos

    Sigh. That checks out. My wife was just telling me about this new taco place her friends were raving about, we have to try it. Yeah, it’s De Nada. Who are the friends? White girls from spin class.
  16. What? This is the greatest, most secretive military operation in history, and it totally obliterated Iran's nuclear program. I didn't use that absolutist, binary hyperbole. Our actual leadership did. But we're the ones being unreasonable and deranged. Cool, cool.
  17. This. Nobody doubts that damage was done to equipment and materials of Iran's nuclear program. The administration claims - these are the literal words - "total obliteration." No information or evidence supports that claim. The questions remain: was Iran's nuclear program effectively ended for the foreseeable future? Or was it just set back? If it was just set back, for how long? If Iran can get back to where it was in less than a year, then it's a pretty short setback. If Iran can't get back to where it was for several years, then it was a material setback. If Iran can functionally NEVER get back to where it was, then that's a lot closer to "obliteration." I don't think any person evaluating what is known, and acknowledging what remains unknown (and probably will remain unknown for several more weeks/months) would have a different take. Yet we have leadership and victory-lap-posters on this thread acting as if the only two options are "TOTAL OBLITERATION!" or "YOU ARE FAKE NEWS AND HATE AMERICA AND OUR TROOPS!" Fucking idiotic binary thinking, but America 2025, so yeah.
  18. And women that I can’t help but find irresistible. Can’t help it.
  19. This is very, very true. One of the key ways to secure their loyalty is their lack of options. It’s the best job these losers have ever had and ever could have.
  20. There are probably no more than a handful of women's onlyfans accounts I wouldn't even click on. Hers would be one of them. What a vile creature.
  21. "We've seen the end of major ground wars in Europe." And we don't have to abandon Germany entirely. We just need to give them sufficient reason to doubt that we will continue to provide our umbrella of nuclear deterrence. Dude. We've done that ALREADY. The discussions on the european side are already (and rightly) happening: https://apnews.com/article/france-nuclear-weapons-deterrence-ukraine-russia-trump-a53dc73395455c753287ae2ecbb7a9a5 The only question is whether Germany will accept France extending its nuclear deterrent as sufficient. If I were Germany, I sure as fuck wouldn't. I would get me some nukes, and right quick. They have to make themselves too prickly a hedgehog for Russia to even think of ingesting.
  22. This. You can goad a narcissist into any number of actions if you just present the right stimulus in the right ways. They are simplistic creatures. All of our foes know this. And use it.
  23. The funny thing is, the Satanic Church is more "christian" than the culturally dominant strain of American "christianity." This fucking timeline, man.
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