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Brisketexan

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  1. These are very important words: "Transitions are not moral moments but exercises in power management. Venezuela’s last successful one survived because it accepted ambiguity and continuity long enough to stabilize the system. Anyone expecting clean breaks, instant legitimacy, or orderly handovers in this country is not being hopeful." Now....realize that they apply to our future....if we are to have one....as well. One does not simply shake off an authoritarian government and its sycophants like a hangover following a single bad decision (look, generic tequila is ALWAYS a bad idea). If we emerge from this current authoritarian shitfest, the transition cannot look like "well, that was nasty. Anyway, back to normal." What must follow is a period of real ambiguity and counter-intuitive actions that may be just as distasteful as the actions that must be undone and corrected.
  2. This. Full stop. It's this. Trump didn't do this because O&G execs were in his office begging him to do so, concocting sinister plans hand-in-hand with the admin. He THINKS that oil is a good reason, because oil=money and money=God status in Trumpworld, and he wanted to look like a badass. That's it. That's where it ends. Listen to his Salacious Crumb Stephen Miller and his spittle-flinging tirades about how the galaxy will now "WITNESS THE FIREPOWER OF THIS FULLY ARMED AND OPERATIONAL BATTLE STATION!"
  3. And in the end, other than the fact that Denmark needed to say SOMETHING after the latest round of literally fucking insane megalomaniac shit from the admin....this is the play. I can't tell you how many times I've advised a client "I know they're fucking assholes, they're wrong, they're pissing you off, etc.....but trust me, just ignore them, and they'll go lose interest, and you'll end up in a better position or at least no worse." It is infuriating, but it works.
  4. Hit some leftovers last night. Church’s spicy, tamales with chili and queso. Beauty.
  5. ALSO DON'T LOOK DIRECTLY AT THE MOON FOR TOO LONG OR ELSE THE MOON MEN WILL CONTROL YOUR MIND AND ALSO DO NOT EAT AN ENTIRE PUDDING CUP IN ONE SITTING OR ELSE YOU WILL GET THE DROPSY, AND HOLSTEIN COWS ARE OUT TO MURDER US ALL!
  6. 1) The Iranian people should decide their path. 2) Imagine licking boots for 45 years, then begging to lick a different boot. I'm an American, I believe in liberty, and I believe that monarchs are good for precisely one thing: wetting guillotine blades with their arterial blood. But I understand that many people cannot fight off their impulse to be bootlickers, so there we are.
  7. Kids were home visiting from abroad. I commented that one thing that bugs me is that I think most churches here will be tasteful and won't ring their bells in celebration when he croaks. They both grinned, and said "yeah, that won't be a problem where we are."
  8. aggy gonna aggy. The story will be "while we did not find any evidence that it was a homicide, what we found was incompetence/a vast burnt orange media conspiracy blah blah blah." Buzbee is what happens when a fart gets fitted for a suit.
  9. Number of minutes per day Tucker Carlson is thinking about dick: all of them. All the minutes.
  10. A view of a very depressing cocktail party in Moscow pretty soon with Assad, Khamenei, Maduro, and other misfits?
  11. You just disqualified at least 80% of Americans, probably a good bit more.
  12. The problem is, they'll kill plenty via collateral damage. We're going to make pertussis and measles and god know what else great again. Because really, all you need to be healthy is some of my colloidal silver (sign up for a regular supply for $19.95 a month!) and ivermectin and Super Alpha Brain Genius Trump Formula with Alpha Beta Aminos (first bottle free for viewers of my Youtube channel, after that, a mere $14.95 per week!)
  13. HE STOLE FROM A FUCKING CHILDREN'S CANCER CHARITY. AND LOST ZERO SUPPORT. Based on the actual data, why should any Republican give any shits about being corrupt as hell? It has been proven definitively that not only are there no consequences, it is actually rewarded. Hell, guys on here who say "ZOMG! Corruption is very very bad!" also gleefully voted, repeatedly, for corruption. Pretty much every chance they get to vote for corruption, they vote for it. Trump, Paxton, all of them. "Be totally fucking corrupt" is a proven winner of a Republican platform, why would they abandon it?
  14. You shouldn't be worried. You should be certain. Vaccine tourism is literally going to be a thing very, very soon. Take a trip to Cancun? For $100, get your flu shot etc. too! There will be dudes handing out fliers outside the hotels.
  15. I just walked back from lunch, part of the way behind a mentally ill homeless dude ranting about NCIS storylines involving the character Abby. I am 100% convinced that dude would be a less erratic, more calming presence in the White House than TFG.
  16. It was nation-wide. And I've still not seen any hypothesis as to WHY that has been shown to have any real legs.
  17. Of course he would. Because
  18. It's how they always say it and play it. "BOTH SIDES!" But when it comes down to the principles they claim to hold.....ONE SIDE ONLY! It's all a lie. These are people who thought that pedophilia was one of the most important issues in human history, and we MUST release the Epstein files, and now......they couldn't give .000000001% of a fuck if every Republican raped a toddler on live TV. In fact, they'd love it, because man, that would really own tha libz!
  19. We are about 8-10 months away from: Entire vaccine schedule, all of it, for children and adults All recommendations are now all the ivermectin and all the hydroxochloroquine and also Trump-Brand Super Supplements!
  20. Dude. Come the fuck on. Functionally one party sees consequences from corruption. That's it. FFS, Al Franken faked a boob grab and had to resign. The Republicans? Near zero consequences. AND, on the off chance that they face any......they get pardoned. The fucking PLATFORM (in operation) of the GQP is "no fucking rules for us, no fucking consequences for us." You've seen it explode in real-time, and you are hopeful that maybe that worm will turn? Dude. Put down the crack pipe. Crack is wack.
  21. See that 6%? That's 6% more of a fuck than this regime gives about ANYONE'S opinion on fucking anything. They don't care, because they don't have to, because public opinion only matters if you intend to allow/honor the results of actual free elections. When a regime starts acting in such complete disregard of public opinion, that's a huge fucking warning bell/red flag/DANGER WILL ROBINSON moment. But it doesn't fucking matter. Because nobody is listening or doing a single damned thing to stop it.
  22. At this point, Brett Favre would prefer that people just talk about his unsolicited dick pics instead of....the $1.1 million in "speaking fees" he received for speeches he never gave and his purposeful diversion of $5 million in TANF funds (for the truly poorest of people) to a fancy volleyball stadium at So. Miss where his daughter played. Remember that? Remember all the consequences? Yeah. Fuck, might as well send some more dick pics, Brett. You're MAGA, so you're fucking bulletproof.
  23. Man. Got me thinkin' bout some pain perdu.
  24. You haven't been paying attention. That doesn't matter. You haven't been paying attention. The foreign policy of the entire fucking United States at present boils down to this: whatever the most deranged, psychotic, unbalanced, narcissist piece of shit to have ever walked the earth wants at a particular instant in time. That's it. If he wants to hit Canada with a salvo of nukes after lunch today, he will, and nobody will lift a finger to stop him. And the scenario I suggested has a non-zero chance of happening. No matter how low that chance is....it's fucking madness that it's even true.
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