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Brisketexan

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  1. Dude. They feel that way about ANYTHING with wheels. Including houses.
  2. Gaurdians Of Pedophiles It's that plain and simple. It's not conspiracy, or hyperbole...they are actively and repeatedly doing it. The safest thing in the world to be right now is 1) a pedophile 2) who is a member of a political group the GOP wants to protect.
  3. What's that? Federalism? Never heard of it. Signed, The Federalist Society
  4. One of my law partners is that guy. He's an east-coast guy. I hate it. Sincerely, Brisketexan
  5. This. A shorthand pitch of "yes, if you do this, it will be a true stroke of genius, there's no way you won't win a NPP if you do that" has about a 98% chance of swaying him. They absolutely do. Frankly, if any of them do NOT, it's professional negligence on their part. Not using a professional to give you the script for manipulating a transparent narcissist would be as dumb as trying to land a plane without reviewing the manual for the landing sequence. It's right there, in step-by-step order.
  6. troph is right. hot dog is wrong. Let's update the statement, because it's evergreen, and has blanket applicability. Trump: "I could rape a minor in the middle of 5th avenue and not lose any voters." He was right then, he's right now, he'll be right forever. Because it's a perfect cocktail of cult and cucked cowards.
  7. I won't join NATO. I'll just sign a separate treaty with every NATO nation (except the US, which is now an ally of Russia) where each of those countries says "yeah, all of the mutual promises we all make as members of NATO? We're making them with you as well." That's how you do it. Of course, the group in DC today need to apply some subtle pressure implying that Putin is emasculating Trump, and Trump isn't man enough to make a US security guarantee for Ukraine going forward.
  8. You have been warned, Brisketexan Tell your mom I said hi, Brisketexan
  9. I agree. Very truly yours, Brisketexan With warmest regards, Brisketexan I await your prompt response, Brisketexan
  10. A can of New Coke will be prominently displayed on the desk of each anchor.
  11. Man. Remember that one so well. Was supposed to be the first day of school for us. Went outside in the eye with my old man while he patched a couple of spots on the roof that had taken some hits. Fortunately/unfortunately, our old cedar shingle roof was so waterlogged that the shingles were heavy, so they mostly didn't get blown off. No power for three days. Otherwise, we came out ok.
  12. While the Brits were in town, we bought novelty Texas shaped nuggets. They’re gone. The nuggets are still here. We’re taking care of that.
  13. New media and dominant forms of communication come along and change shit. See Nixon and TV. The new medium killed him when he looked like shit on TV int he 1960 debate (no makeup, his stubble looked bad, and he was all sweaty). And it save him before, when he gave the Checkers speech. Why he didn't respect the medium after that speech is a mystery, but TV changed shit, a lot. Well, the intertrons and memes and social media are a similar shock and change. You don't have to like it. You may think it is stupid, and mostly appeals to idiocy....but it's how you win or lose now. So, fucking play to win. FFS, if the rules become "whoever goes full OnlyFans and sticks a buncha sharpies up their butt wins," then you best lube up and hit Office Depot posthaste. Just. Win.
  14. There was a pretty cute gal from Ballinger I flirted with hard in college. Tried to connect, and it just wasn't happening. Later that semester, started dating the gal who I ended up marrying. Early December, we became a real-deal couple. Days later, Ballinger gal called ME (1) to tell me she was having a little Christmas party at her condo, and (2) she'd really like me to come, as her date. Had to let her down. That's the way I roll. Breaking cute Ballinger gals' hearts. Kinda dodged a bullet, though. She and my wife actually knew each other, and ran in the same circles over the years. Turns out, she was kinda weird. Don't know if that was her, or the Ballinger coming through.
  15. That's just Texas in 2025, being its authentic self. I applaud the self-awareness and honesty. Own who you are, Texas. And that shit....is EXACTLY what Texas is.
  16. Like you weren't busy looking for the best ASCII erotica...
  17. Anyone tried these? Was taking some of the boy's friends from overseas looking for unique Texas stuff at HEB. These got some curiosity, but nobody pulled the trigger.
  18. Had a Brazilian airline pull that on us 25+ years ago (before smartphones and online booking). We show up in Buenos Aires for our flight home, 2+ hours early, and they tell us “if you run, you can still make it.” What? Yeah…they moved it up by 90 mins, we had 30 mins to check bags, clear security, and get to our gate. Fuckers.
  19. I mean…it WAS in an “activity center.” So, you know…be more careful with naming places if you don’t want “activity” there.
  20. I wonder that the socialist libtards at…The Economist…think of Trump’s trade strategy. Hmmmm.
  21. That’s awesome. Know why? All of the ingredients were already purchased and prepped. Can’t waste em, so the kitchen and serving staff ate like - literally - heads of state for lunch yesterday. Good for them.
  22. Can you imagine how surly Popeyes employees will be if you make them wake up early to serve breakfast? IN.
  23. Remember two really important things: 1 - this is who we are. It’s right there, stop pretending it’s any different. 2 - it’s almost certainly who we always have been. TFG has just made it all ok to be that way in public again. We don’t get past or over this anytime soon. It’s an evil, vile cancer that we’ve never come even close to excising. And it is 100% who the GQP is. They are nothing, and have no identity left, without it. They deny it…at the same time they agree with it, welcome it, and embrace the support from those who actively practice it. There is no room in the party for those who are not overtly racist, or are welcoming to overt racists. The argument is over.
  24. America is too backwards and retrograde to elect a woman within the next 50-100 years. Time we all acknowledge and accept that truth. I truly have no idea how we managed to elect a black guy, but then…doing so broke us irreparably, so there’s that.
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