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Brisketexan

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  1. "Stupid shit yelled loudly and repeatedly" is perhaps the most valuable commodity of the past 20 years or so.
  2. At this point, an increasingly larger percentage of Americans -- from various spots on the political spectrum -- feels similarly. The hubris of the billionaire class will be their undoing. The problem is, as if often the case in such situations, their well-being is too wrapped up in the functioning of the rest of society, so the collateral damage will be significant when it happens. Plenty of folks have been shouting these warnings for years, including some intelligent and self-aware members of the billionaire class, but human ego, narcissism, and hubris are unstoppable forces. They will stop only when they meet their brutal destruction, by which point it is way too late.
  3. THESE. The problem isn't that there are no good ideas. The problem is that we've created a system where (1) the only ideas deemed "good" are those that will increase the flow of the firehose of money to billionaires, and billionaires only, and (2) ANY AND ALL OTHER IDEAS, because they either serve the common good or create smaller profits and/or profits only for people below the billionaire class, are not just not favored, they are condemned as evil and socialism and we must disband the EU and pass laws against them etc. etc. If you want to know how you get guillotines, this path is exactly how you get guillotines.
  4. Say what you will, but “The Summit of Grifting Cunts” was the best prog-rock album of 2024.
  5. Yeah…that one sucks. Dammit.
  6. This. Short truths: If AI turns out to be all they are promising, we’re fucked (social collapse, job losses, super intelligence that escapes our control, etc.) If AI turns out NOT to be all they are promising, we’re fucked (massive economic collapse with domino effect. AI shit accounts for literally all of our positive GDP right now).
  7. I mean…this is spot-on.
  8. This. Because this is the truth, and always has been: Trump supporters fucking LIKE the open assholery, shittiness, and cruelty. They don't like him in spite of that, they love him BECAUSE of it. They wouldn't be supporters WITHOUT those things. Because remember, the cruelty/shittiness/evil IS THE POINT. And the irony is perfect. If you wanted to produce the most anti-Christian (defining Christianity as "the lessons and teachings of Christ," which is, you know, the actual definition) movement in global history, it would look EXACTLY like MAGA. FFS, even during the Crusades, the islamic opposition had more respect for the actual values of Christianity, and the practice of same, than the MAGA movement does. Indeed, today, in terms of "walking in the way of Christ," 95% of the practicing muslim world walks the Christian way better than MAGA does.
  9. Yeah. And I particularly loved that very Christian era in DFW (and Texas as a whole), when they lynched black people. https://www.tshaonline.org/handbook/entries/lynching You could really feel Christ's loving embrace as they grabbed and tortured black men before they executed them in public. WWJL? Who Would Jesus Lynch? Fuck these pieces of shit. Fuck their fake Christianity.
  10. Yep. In a functioning Republic, 99% of Americans should be able to go a week without even remembering we have a president, or hearing a single word from him. Just like any other large organization. You should just go about your day and do your job. If the CEO is shouting in your ear three times a day about every little thing down to the brand of coffee creamer in the break room, you work for a shitty, shitty, REALLY shitty company.
  11. My wife and I were discussing this last night. My message was "I truly don't think you understand how much I am going to celebrate when he dies. Like, I won't be able to work for 3-4 days. Imagine how the western world celebrated when the Nazis surrendered. And how the French celebrated their liberation. We're talking that level of celebration."
  12. Oh, and here’s a link to the recipe. I’ve found that you need to use a shallow pan, add another 2 cups of water, and cook time is more like an hour. https://www.hengstenberg.com/recipes/recipe/swabian_lentils_with_spaetzle_and_frankfurters
  13. Chilly night, made a Swabian lentil recipe that we first had in Rothenburg on a cold and snowy day just about a year ago. The key is a particular kind of vinegar I can only find at Spec’s. Traditionally, it’s served with spaetzle on the side, but we usually skip that part. I used venison sausage from last season’s deer. It’s fucking outstanding. The original: I need to find a place with thick cut smoked pork belly.
  14. What, no ham?
  15. Convincing Germany and Poland they oughta start thinking about engaging in large-scale, continental warfare. What could go wrong?
  16. I believe that the new "Baltic-UK-France-Nordics Security Alliance" can and will put boots on the ground in Ukraine to provide a similar trip-wire/deterrent effect.
  17. From Reuters Fuck You don’t have to be in NATO to have security relationships and alliances with most of the NATO powers. It’s a concession mostly in name, and not unexpected (in my mind at least - it’s an easy thing to “give”).
  18. Remember, no matter the country or the actual party name, these extremists are Guardians Of Pedophiles.
  19. He fixes the cable?
  20. Man, Dave Ward was a legend, and by all accounts I ever heard, a good dude. And yes, I saw him at Kay’s once.
  21. We were at Central Market earlier, and saw fresh sausages on sale. So, we went full German. Krakauer, brat, rotkol, and I made fresh warm kartoffelsalat. And some mustard from our German friends. Really good dinner.
  22. The law. And what it requires. You’re adorable.
  23. Brisketexan replied to utee94's topic in Austin
    Yep. To my surprise, it's become one of my wife's favorite weeknight "we need to grab a bite" places. She digs a good chicken sandwich, and they have several.
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