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Brisketexan

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  1. That's just Texas in 2025, being its authentic self. I applaud the self-awareness and honesty. Own who you are, Texas. And that shit....is EXACTLY what Texas is.
  2. Like you weren't busy looking for the best ASCII erotica...
  3. Anyone tried these? Was taking some of the boy's friends from overseas looking for unique Texas stuff at HEB. These got some curiosity, but nobody pulled the trigger.
  4. Had a Brazilian airline pull that on us 25+ years ago (before smartphones and online booking). We show up in Buenos Aires for our flight home, 2+ hours early, and they tell us “if you run, you can still make it.” What? Yeah…they moved it up by 90 mins, we had 30 mins to check bags, clear security, and get to our gate. Fuckers.
  5. I mean…it WAS in an “activity center.” So, you know…be more careful with naming places if you don’t want “activity” there.
  6. I wonder that the socialist libtards at…The Economist…think of Trump’s trade strategy. Hmmmm.
  7. That’s awesome. Know why? All of the ingredients were already purchased and prepped. Can’t waste em, so the kitchen and serving staff ate like - literally - heads of state for lunch yesterday. Good for them.
  8. Can you imagine how surly Popeyes employees will be if you make them wake up early to serve breakfast? IN.
  9. Remember two really important things: 1 - this is who we are. It’s right there, stop pretending it’s any different. 2 - it’s almost certainly who we always have been. TFG has just made it all ok to be that way in public again. We don’t get past or over this anytime soon. It’s an evil, vile cancer that we’ve never come even close to excising. And it is 100% who the GQP is. They are nothing, and have no identity left, without it. They deny it…at the same time they agree with it, welcome it, and embrace the support from those who actively practice it. There is no room in the party for those who are not overtly racist, or are welcoming to overt racists. The argument is over.
  10. America is too backwards and retrograde to elect a woman within the next 50-100 years. Time we all acknowledge and accept that truth. I truly have no idea how we managed to elect a black guy, but then…doing so broke us irreparably, so there’s that.
  11. I 100% had that bike. I tried to do BMX shit with it. It weighed 297 lbs. The BMX shit did not go according to plan.
  12. Yeah…Alicia looks her age these days, and it’s a damn fine look. No Botox or major work, and she’d be one of your faves in the mom group in your hood.
  13. Breffis. Forgive the nice plate. Ham. Hatch green chile thick cut bacon. Green chile cheese grits.
  14. And further inserting a wedge between the US and NATO and Ukraine. That was Putin’s goal for this meeting, and I’m 100% sure he accomplished it.
  15. This is part of the lesson: stand up to him. But here's the second part: don't just stand your ground. Rush forward. Attack. From all sides, and all angles. Everywhere. Relentlessly. I'm dead serious. The admin should be facing 10,000 lawsuits across the country. And every individual involved in the administration should face ruinous personal litigation (that is, for matters that are outside of their duties, so no immunity). Tom Homan stiffed his home remodeling contractor? Buy the claim, and sue him. Drag his ass into depositions. Hearings. All of it. And do it with respect to his dispute with his auto mechanic. He was a consultant to the GEO group -- find someone who was harmed by GEO group, name him as a defendant. He gave numerous private speeches between tenures with the Trump admin -- find anything defamatory he said, sue the fuck out of him. Find out what businesses he might be involved in, threaten (legally) his partners if they don't dump him toot sweet. Etc. etc. As to all of them. Always. Be. Attacking. Don't pause to breathe. Just attack. Crush them. Drive them to misery, and then an early grave. They can be beaten, because they are weak cowards.
  16. Oh, it is. Quite gentrified, but not entirely. So, still affordable for her (London affordable). There's a good number of immigrants (the shops on the high street carry a lot of African groceries and such), but also, as you get down towards Hackney Wick, a whole bunch of Audis and such parked in front of the houses. And we made reservations for a Sunday roast dinner at the Marksman. Thanks, Penelope. Doesn't mean we won't hit the Jugged Hare at some point too....we'll see. It's a short visit for me. Dinner at some sort of cheese restaurant that she loves on Thursday, Friday is a relatively open day, Saturday we'll do stuff around town and then Coldplay at Wembley that evening. Sunday will get up and do a nice full English somewhere, do some more stuff around town, go to Hadestown, then the Marksman for dinner and back to her flat to hang out afterwards. Then back to the hotel, as I fly out the next morning (not too bad, though - the 11:20 flight, so I don't need to get up at the crack of dawn to get to LHR - hell, may even try out the Elizabeth Line).
  17. Yes. Wait....just 90%? You sonofa.....
  18. Sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of my ball tanning machine.
  19. There's certainly more blowjob activity between Trump and Putin than there is between Trump and Melania. She paid her dues, now she's just sticking with the deal to get her payday.
  20. They should all be outed/doxxed and shamed and harassed in every aspect of their lives. A sign in your yard near the school where their kids go: "John Smith drives by here every day, and he's a fascist member of the gestapo. Do not have anything to do with his family."
  21. Yes. They chose single-channel ignorance. I don't guzzle Fox News and OAN 24/7, but I ALSO don't guzzle MSNBC 24/7. In fact, I purposefully maintain some people in my social media feed, and read news aggregators, that include MAGA thinking/reporting, because it's important to at the very least "know what the other side is thinking." They chose the comfort of one-sided lies. And they knew that the places those lies were taking them were evil and cruel....and they just stomped on the accelerator. I repeat, fuck them and their evil asses. They know. They fucking know. They always know. They deserve, and will get, no absolution from me.
  22. Trump as a roomba? Analogy checks out:
  23. Marksman looks incredible. Will see if we can talk the daughter into it. We're going to see Hadestown at 3:00, figure that wraps up around 5:30-6:00, plenty of time for us to get to a dinner around 7:15-7:30 in Hackney. Probably for the best.
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