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Brisketexan

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  1. I believe most folks on this board are more interested in finding out if their employer offers a "strained your elbow from jerking off too much to Albanian midget porn" coverage. At least, that's what the fellas on the football board told me.
  2. The Sackler family built a multi billion dollar fortune by murdering people with oxycontin. They sucked over $11 billion out of the company pre-bankruptcy in anticipation of being sued personally. Estimates of their net worth are around $14 billion. Well, the settlement is getting approved. They'll have to contribute....around half of their fortune, leaving them with a paltry $6-8......BILLION in profits earned by killing thousands of Americans. https://www.kvue.com/article/news/nation-world/purdue-pharma-opioid-settlement/507-61e6a125-01f3-4cbe-bdcf-6b068ebfb513 Sorry. You profit from intentionally poisoning hundreds of thousands, killing many of them, you deserve to be left with fucking NOTHING. But, in the USA, the consolation prize for killing enough people to fill a stadium is.....you get billions of dollars.
  3. Yeah, I had it totally pegged as a whimsical lark. Like, he headed out to get a late night Slurpee, and then said "fuck it, an ice cold cherry treat won't make me feel better, might as well assassinate some people."
  4. The best places are the ones that don't even have names. Just identified as "the taco lady off 183 near the Chevron station," stuff like that.
  5. Best taco truck density in town, man.
  6. You think Epstein was looking good, you should see his mother. Signed, Epstein's Mother
  7. And, I mean, some of the best biryani in the world:
  8. Are you not aware of MIA's OnlyFans page business model? You pay him $9.95 a month, and he WON'T send you nekkid pics of him.
  9. You've still got your 10 inches on her. Which means you can still put your 4 inches in her, I think.
  10. They had that before. They were, indeed, much happier.
  11. Lots of people are saying he's a Democrat appointed by Weakling Walz who hated other Democrats. I don't know, I haven't really looked into it. But we hear he's being treated very unfairly, at levels of unfairness never seen before, and we're going to be looking into it very strongly.
  12. This. There is no such thing as a statewide office any longer. Just offices in service to Trump and Fox News. You could be the Senior Senator from Texas, and vote to nuke Texas at he behest of Trump on the basis that it would "own the libs," and you'd win the vote of the surviving Texans by a 10 point margin.
  13. Short answer: you don't. The reality is that it is always the case that incredible things that take decades, even centuries to build, can be destroyed in minutes. Building takes effort. Destroying just takes one well-placed explosive charge. We are going to lose public lands that took better than a century to accumulate. Getting them back/replaced will take another century. The damage being done by this Regime will not be repaired even by our great grandchildren's lifetime.
  14. Tale as old as time, man.
  15. "She's still more attractive than Roseanne Barr." Damning with faint praise indeed.
  16. To give you a feel for Meloni, When even SHE is rolling her eyes at what a pseudo-fascist clownshow you are.....yeah, that's embarrassing.
  17. Well, yeah. It's hard to forward calls to Cancun, what with all the international charges and whatnot. Oh, and the story here ain't just the selling of the land. It's the buying, and who the buyers will be. They'll get them for ass-cheap prices, and every buyer will be someone who previously outright purchased favor/status with the Regime. It's the autocracy/oligarchy playbook. All assets of the people will be transferred to the allies of the Regime.
  18. It's not all women - it's age 18-29. And while that number still seems high, it doesn't seem that off-base either.
  19. Yeah, that ain't why the feds are getting in on it..... ....this is the important take. State charges have to drive the bus, because Trump will 100% find some insane reason to tell DOJ to drop the charges (and the DOJ is the president's personal law firm now), or pardon him, or both.
  20. You'd have been a giant among wee, ill-tempered men.
  21. Especially if you're an outlier. My son is tall, but in the US, there are plenty of other tall guys. In Scotland? His friends use him as a point of reference in bars, because he's generally 4 inches or more taller than everyone else. And he says yes, that fact alone has girls there going up and approaching him. At which point he sighs, and says "it's a shame most of the girls in Scotland are short, round, and orange [WAY too much face makeup is a thing]." But as someone of just a bit above average height, and decent but nothing special in the looks department, it's amazing how far "confident and funny and ambitious" will take you. But I guess advice of "don't be a loser" is a bit too much of a tautology for a lotta guys.
  22. Sounds like you should be taller.
  23. Yeah. Kinda like how MIA is getting chemo which is utterly brutal on his body.....to save his life. Sometimes, you have two bad choices. You do your best to pick the least bad one. That doesn't mean that the choice you made is "good" -- there are no good options. Keep gyms -- which are definitely an easy place to transmit a deadly, novel virus -- open, so people can work out and help their physical health, but at heightened risk for a deadly illness? Or close gyms to avoid an obvious transmission hotbed -- which will necessarily mean some people end up more sedentary and less healthy overall for the time being? Those are the choices. Maybe we got it right, maybe we got it wrong. Collectively, we made the best decisions we could at the time, dealing with an entirely novel situation.
  24. MAGA lies. It's all they do. Not because that's what they do, but because it is what they are. It is the foundation of their identity.
  25. Bingo. This dovetails a bit into the crisis of "individualism" vs. community (as either-or, oppositional forces). We need groups and community to fully succeed. So, get out there and be in and of them. NOT online communities (I mean, look at THIS shithole), but real-world community. It makes you more connectional, which helps you....connect.
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