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Brisketexan

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  1. I submitted my report to APD. I expect them to get right on it. They already sent me this acknowledgment:
  2. Disappointed Surlyites: "I signed up to bang old Latvian women. How in the fuck am I supposed to figure out how to fix a leaking Latvian toilet or install a new heater? Their 'lectric plugs don't even look right."
  3. Way to tell us you're not a sheep.
  4. She's kinda awesome because . . . yeah, she's got it going on. And, she gives ZERO fucks. That level of coolness is always worth some extra points.
  5. My ethnic group is arguably the perfect American group....because we're so fucking stupid. A Republican candidate could yell repeatedly "I'm a badass macho motherfucker, and I'm going to make sure my administration executes every dirty hispanic - every last one, no exceptions - currently in the United States," and he'd win 40%+ of the hispanic vote because he's a tough badass who tells it like it is, and anyway, I'm sure he means OTHER hispanics, not me.
  6. Blah blah blah....so you're saying she's available now?
  7. Brisketexan replied to utee94's topic in Austin
    I could rationalize bumping it up one level, and would probably like that too, but then, I don't eat as spicy as I used to.
  8. Brisketexan replied to Pancho's topic in Cloak Room
    Fine, FINE....I'll run already. Sheesh.
  9. Huh. We should probably send in some advisors. And dust off our Creedence records.
  10. Brisketexan replied to utee94's topic in Austin
    Ashamed to admit that I have yet to try Gus's.
  11. Brisketexan replied to utee94's topic in Austin
    Was at a lunch yesterday where someone brought a box of bone-in fried chicken for Tumble22, spice level "hot." It was damned near perfect. Spice level was just right -- had a bite, but not distracting or overwhelming (yeah, yankees and euros might sweat and complain, but most Texans should be able to handle it with no problem). Perfectly cooked and crispy, nice big pieces. I was genuinely impressed, and it's some of the best fried chicken I've had in Austin. I may get the bone-in next time we go to T22.
  12. Would that I were as handsome as Rummy.... Seems we have a similar disposition, though.
  13. Y'all didn't know I was the great and powerful Oz, did ya?
  14. I mean, my wife and I were on our way back from our photo shoot anyway…
  15. So…literally came across this at a nearby HEB. My vehicle is white. I took damage both low, and a light black stripe that matches up perfectly with the mirror. But…I think the damage on his car is a bit lower than the main damage on mine.
  16. Guarantee all of them scream “you gotta follow the law!” in their support for nabbing illegals. Understand that “the rule of law” is whatever Trump says and wants, nothing else.
  17. Yes. They do. That is how stupid this timeline is. They think that economic collapse is what winning looks like. For example “low gas prices means we’re winning!” That only comes about one of two ways: 1) increased supply. That’s not happening enough to have an appreciable effect on prices at the pump. Instead, in recent history, what has caused cheaper gas prices for a period has been 2) reduced demand. And what reduced demand the most? Reduced economic activity. There’s another factor too (which Trump has literally declared war against): increased use of EVs (another element of reduced demand). Bottom line, you ge cheaper gas when the global economy is shit. And Trumpkins celebrate that. Because we are beyond the point of infinite stupidity.
  18. Brisketexan replied to ROFL BOX's topic in Lulz
    I use that same line to let the missus know it’s time for some Saturday night friskiness.
  19. If you haven’t partaken of the “bus tub buffet,” are you even a dude who waited tables? That was a no-brainer back in the day.
  20. Just another Kavanaugh Stop, briefly detained with no real inconvenience, right?
  21. Appreciate it, will see if I can send the video. Didn’t post it here because you don’t need to hear us yammering about the asshole, or whether I should chase him. It is amazing how fast he is in and out of screen. He was flying.
  22. I mean, we were just mellowing out to some Rachel Price, an exit away from home. I actually saw him in my rear view, thought “he’s going to fast and is gonna cut it too close,” and he hit me about .2 seconds later. Hope his car is his baby and he fucked it up and his girl thinks he’s a dick and he’s not getting laid because of it.
  23. He might have also clipped the suv on our right. No real hard hits, just clipped us.
  24. Black Camaro doing about 90+, sideswiped me. Got him on camera, but between reflective lighting and how fast he was going, don’t think I’ll get a readable plate. He’s on screen for no more than 3-4 seconds. Fucking asshole. Not major damage, but a pretty solid sideswipe. For no fucking reason.
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