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Brisketexan

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  1. What? No, she’s real. And she really likes me. We have a real relationship. A bot wouldn’t know me so well.
  2. Shades of “that stripper really likes me,” but accessible to everyone with a smartphone.
  3. You sound like a woke commie.
  4. All true. And the alternative is?
  5. Or....I mean...you can just hit HEB and get this for around $3: Tastes like America and victory and freedom and bald eagles.
  6. So....let me get this straight, from the most brilliant business mind the world has ever seen: "What I want is instead of going to the insurance companies [so, this money will NOT be going to the insurance companies. Got it.], I want the money to go into an account for people where the people buy their own health insurance. It's so good. The insurance will be better. It'll cost less. Everybody is gonna be happy. They're gonna feel like entrepreneurs. They're actually able to go out and negotiate their own health insurance [....by buying that insurance from...insurance companies. So, turns out, this money WILL be going to the insurance companies. Got it.]. Dumbest. Fucking. Timeline. Imaginable. Because, I mean.....yeah. Cletus and Lurlene are gonna sit at the table across from BCBS, and "feel like entrepeneurs," and tell BCBS "we'll pay you $300 a month for full coverage, and not a penny more! Take it or leave it!" Yep. That'll work. Fart of the deal.
  7. Again....we have made a financially illiterate moron the master of the fucking universe. And we do so in the cause of "he's a brilliant businessman!" FFS, he's good at precisely two things: conning people, and going bankrupt.
  8. At this point, we need to do everything we can to keep him away from Bill Blaze.... CALL STARKIST!
  9. It's okay. We've just created a system where those people (1) wait till they get REALLY sick, and then show up at our local ER for treatment, (2) the ER can't turn them away (that seems like a pretty sane policy), but then (3) the government fucks the ER on getting any payment for those services that it required them to provide. Bonus point: this accelerating doom spiral will kill rural hospitals first (already has killed quite a few), so the REAL benefit of all of this -- dead Americans -- will accrue most acutely in MAGA country. Remember, when it comes to policy in this era, it's the suffering and dead Americans that tells you it's working.
  10. .....and blame Biden and the Dems. Because the entire oligarch-driven propaganda information infrastructure will tell them so. Imagine the stupidest thing imaginable. And in this timeline, your imagination will = reality, 100% of the time.
  11. Man.....peak Shania. And my CSB about that era: a rather prominent conservative figure today commented on Shania from this era (so...30 years ago, when he was quite a bit younger): "Shania? I wouldn't denya!" When you realize this phrase comes from the mouth of someone I once saw order milk to drink at a bar, it's a good bit funnier.
  12. You know how that one friend of yours decided to suck dick for money? No? You don't know about that, because it happened behind closed doors and he kept it quiet? Yeah. It's like that.
  13. Dude. The appropriate protocol is
  14. Dude. There are no doors left. They blew the fucking building down. We're in the "just waltz in and do whatever the fuck you want" stage. Turns out, "protecting voting rights" is actually an unconstitutional overreach of Congress. Alito already has the opinion written and in the can.
  15. It's hard to believe the USMC even predates crayons.
  16. Oh, it turned out okay for JustDamage's friend. Mike Johnson cleaned up his act, appointed his son his porn accountability partner, and is now Speaker of the House.
  17. It's already been decided. But it will be a complex opinion. Because they'll want to clarify that it only applies to blue and swing states. For reasons. Probably "original intent," because James Madison once bitched about the mail being late, so that's what it means.
  18. Well....if she has any awareness of current events, likely the exact same thing. Unless she's from Katy or Frisco or somesuch, in which case she's probably busy helping run the local "Moms for Liberty" chapter.
  19. You're focusing on the "parolee" part of the label. Perhaps his familiarity arose from the OTHER part of the label....
  20. I did. Lighting fried the board in the unit, as well as the wire from the unit to the house (which needed replacing anyway). A bit over $1200 each item to fix. Had it topped $7k or so, I'd have turned in an insurance claim.
  21. Just this Saturday (they are only open for pickup from 12-6 on SAturdays) I went to Woodchuck firewood, which is where the old Harley's firewood was at Anderson Mill and 183. I'd get there early. When I got there, they were all out of oak, but had plenty of nice cured split pecan (I grabbed a 2x4 stack for $80). I'll use it for my smoker and my fireplace, so it's all good.
  22. Fuck this. It was MY goal. You achieve such goals by fighting to the fucking death. Cowards are unable to do that. The American people get fucked. Again. On repeat. The Dems are goddamned Pvt. Downey over there shrieking about how "we did nothing wrong!" The fuck you didn't, you limpdick fucking losers who have no stomach for a fight for a cause that fucking matters. Pvt. Dawson put it straight: We. The fucking. PEOPLE. First three words of the motherfucking Constitution. All of you fuckers work for us. Except, you fucking don't. You fucking betray your oath, your country, and your people, every day as easily as you fucking breathe. Whether you're the sadistic executioner (GQP) or the milquetoast enabler (Dem), the outcome is the same. You live in comfort and increasing wealth, while the people get fucked and squeezed even harder. The American people need to order and perform a metric shit ton of Code Reds.
  23. Well, I mean...we finally got our AC fixed after it getting taken out by lightning 2+ weeks ago. So...just in time for us not to need it for a few months. Nice $2500 pre-Xmas gift to myself.
  24. Whew. Relieved that I never got into Buddhism.
  25. I once had a nice chat about how to use different flavored vinegars with Jennifer Montana at a Dean & DeLuca in Napa Valley. They were picking up a few supplies for the weekend, but they were headed out for dinner that night with some friends to a brand new place called "French Laundry." She was one of the most stunning human beings I've ever talked to, and she was as pleasant as could be. Just engaging and chatty, couldn't have been nicer. Imagine this, 25 years ago (and there's not a thing wrong with her today): She didn't offer any health advice, though. If she had, from her, I probably would have taken it.
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