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Brisketexan

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  1. .....which I would take as a replacement for DOTARD in a heartbeat. My kingdom for a POTUS with AT LEAST the moral compass of a monkey with a machine gun.
  2. "Fucking pussy roll of sausage." Fuck yeah, I got my campaign slogan now.
  3. Have you not seen the statements from MAGAland? They have already pre-excused him. See, actually, fucking underage girls is alpha-male stuff. Being attracted to sexy 14 year olds is natural, and a sign of male virility. You think I'm kidding. I'm not. That is exactly the narrative they already packaged.
  4. This. Just...this. Not only are the vast majority - as in, almost all - of illegal immigrants NOT out there hurting anyone, they're actually just folks, working hard as hell, doing their jobs well, contributing to our overall economy and society, raising their families, and trying to create a better future for their family. You know what I call people like that? Great Americans. A guy who gets up before the sun, busts his ass doing top-quality work, greeting his co-workers and client/boss with a smile, who goes home and kisses his wife, laughs with his kids, cheers them on at their soccer games, provides a good and safe home for them so that they can live and go to school and maybe end up with a job that DOESN'T require getting up at 4:00 and working outside, and enjoys watching a game with his buddies on the weekend? We should want a country full of people like that. That's the best of America. What REALLY pisses off these loser white supremacists who can't fucking compete is that we HAVE a "best of America" -- and it's brown, speaks Spanish, and listens to music they don't understand. Tough shit. Get over it, you fucking entitled, loser fucks.
  5. Isn't your plan chemo, radiation, and then surgery to remove what's left - which should be a tumor, beaten, old, and shriveled to nothingness, kind of like your nads?
  6. Oh, don't get me wrong. I think that Trump lives to be 105, in the White House as president-for-life (a new position the Clarence Thomas-led SCOTUS finds in between lines of text in the Constitution), spewing insane bullshit and doing evil all the while. Because that's exactly how this timeline goes.
  7. It's a strong entry. I may steal it, without attribution.
  8. TBH, I was always a fan of Gallery's "Girl Next Door" issue, but I've always been a fan of the natural look.
  9. One of my son's best friends is a super-italian dude he met during his time in Berlin. Said friend is....super-italian, and thus, something of a douche-dudebro. So, 90% of interactions with him start with him saying "Bro!" Which is hysterical in over-the-top italian accent. Sounds like Super Mario trying to get into the club or some shit. "Bro" in an italian accent is now one of our family expressions.
  10. Hope they fall before the soccer match. Gonna be a pretty full day, watching UT in the morning, then utterly mediocre soccer in the evening.
  11. Both schools of thought are correct. This movement gets fuel injected straight into the carburetor by the personality cult that Trump inspires. When he goes away, that boost goes away. BUT.....the GQP has built a shitload of backup and other boosters/suppression of opposition behind him. The question is whether the second thing will be enough to make up for it when the first thing dies/goes away. I think it will come close. But still, humanity will be better off in general the instant he breathes his last. It will be one of the most momentous, positive developments for humanity since the development of plumbing. And under both secenarios, shit gets flushed away.
  12. America 2025: you just THOUGHT that drive-thrus were a portal of fuckery. We've found a way to make them even worse! Couldn't be a more fitting development for this timeline.
  13. Nice stuff, but all way south. I live in near NW Austin. And the buddies meeting me live farther NW, so I generally look for stuff in the 183 corridor for such purposes.
  14. FIF accuracy. Because the shittier he is, the more they love him. Trump skullfucking a puppy on live TV would get him a 2 point bump among GQP voters, based almost entirely on how horrified everyone else would be - "look how much he's owning tha libz!" That whore shouldn't be on the cover of any magazine more substantive than "Swank."
  15. It's like you don't even drive by 45th and Lamar.
  16. So, this flag does NOT mean "down to clown?" Huh. Well, back to the drawing board.
  17. Let's put it another way: Tesla has institutionalized, as a corporate rule and practice, the spoliation of evidence (legal term for destruction of evidence that a party knows is likely to be relevant to a claim). In most jurisdictions, that merits an instruction from the court which functionally says "The Defendant intentionally destroyed evidence of this crash. You are instructed that the evidence was likely to indicate that Defendant was liable, and you may take this instruction into account when assessing liability in your deliberations." That action (and the corporate policy of immediately deleting such information) is also good evidence of Tesla's fraudulent intent in marketing FSD as an available, safe-to-use product. Tesla is a scam and a grift, built on a foundation of fraud and lies, with conscious disregard for human life and safety. They are serving that case up to plaintiffs' attorneys nationwide on a silver platter. The really stupid thing is that it didn't have to be that way, but Elon's galaxy-sized ego got in the way. Tesla could have been a perfectly good car company, making good and safe products, advancing towards FSD at a reasonable speed. But he had to overpromise, then lie, then conceal the truth, with no regard for safety. Further, if information, the concealment of which led to human harm/death, was concealed at the instruction of a particular person, that person can and should be subject to criminal charges, up to and including criminally negligent homicide/manslaughter.
  18. Don't forget peel-and-eat shrimp for .39 each. A dozen shrimp with my beer for under $5? Yep, that'll do. And the burger is truly damned solid.
  19. My son is in town, and I suggested we get together with some buddies someplace to watch the game. He said "how about someplace with a pool table, so we can shoot 9-ball while we watch?" Turns out, there aren't a lot of great options that have beer, actual food, and pool tables. Think we're going to the Bon Aire. Which is kinda divey, and I kinda love it. Sort of a well-kept secret of just real-deal bars with simple grub and such.
  20. Senator Joni Earnst (R, 7th level of Hell) Seriously. Hell is too good for that evil cunt. Fuck retiring. I hope she dies of a debilitating, painful, yet otherwise easily curable (but not anymore because RFK banned the treatment) illness very soon. She'll never repent, she'll never acknowledge the shittiness she has inflicted on humanity. The only modicum of justice that will ever happen is some portion of that shittiness falling back onto her, individually.
  21. What is your position on the US government coming out with a "conclusion" that vaccines, or some other similar and common medical treatment or somesuch, is a cause/is a likely cause of autism? Go ahead, for once, actually make a statement and take a position. Will you support that conclusion and its results?
  22. No replies to this one yet. This is really, really not good. There is a near 100% chance that they are going to come out with some insane, utterly unsupportable conclusion that is some variation of "vaccines cause autism," or something similar. And the usual suspects around here will be just fine with it, offering up an excuse of "well, we do need to examine vaccine safety more," which will completely sidestep what is actually being done: the regime is going to blame, without anything close to scientifically valid basis, that X is a material cause of autism, and therefore X should be treated as a cause of harm instead of a harm prevention. We are lurching backwards to leeches and humours and shit, and this is fine.
  23. I know. That's why I intentionally shit on Garwood. You moving away both improved and reduced the town's social standing.
  24. Dude. "Accountability" is libtard 20th century shit. You are much, much more likely to see legislation providing absolute immunity from suit and liability for AI companies than you are to see ANY accountability, through the courts or otherwise. We are hellbent on releasing an amoral semi-sentience to do whatever it will, without any real guardrails or constraints, to both consume massive quantities of resources AND funnel more billions into pockets that are already stuffed with billions. This is America 2025. That's who we are. And we will fight to the death to make sure that's all we are.
  25. Eagle Lake ain't got shit for fried yardbird, neither. 30 years ago, we used to eat a good breakfast at the restaurant at what I THINK was the Sportsman's Hotel? And Johnny's sport shop was awesome for gear. But otherwise.....yeah, it didn't have much to offer. Still, Garwood looked up to Eagle Lake longingly. Oh, and don't forget the solid brisket sammich you could get at John's Country Store in Egypt.
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