Everything posted by Brisketexan
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Things Not Going Well in Venezuela, 2.0
Kids were home visiting from abroad. I commented that one thing that bugs me is that I think most churches here will be tasteful and won't ring their bells in celebration when he croaks. They both grinned, and said "yeah, that won't be a problem where we are."
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What the fuck is wrong with you, Austin?
aggy gonna aggy. The story will be "while we did not find any evidence that it was a homicide, what we found was incompetence/a vast burnt orange media conspiracy blah blah blah." Buzbee is what happens when a fart gets fitted for a suit.
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Things Not Going Well in Venezuela, 2.0
Number of minutes per day Tucker Carlson is thinking about dick: all of them. All the minutes.
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What's happening in Iran?
A view of a very depressing cocktail party in Moscow pretty soon with Assad, Khamenei, Maduro, and other misfits?
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RFK Jr. off the chain and off his rocker
You just disqualified at least 80% of Americans, probably a good bit more.
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Trump’s America
- RFK Jr. off the chain and off his rocker
The problem is, they'll kill plenty via collateral damage. We're going to make pertussis and measles and god know what else great again. Because really, all you need to be healthy is some of my colloidal silver (sign up for a regular supply for $19.95 a month!) and ivermectin and Super Alpha Brain Genius Trump Formula with Alpha Beta Aminos (first bottle free for viewers of my Youtube channel, after that, a mere $14.95 per week!)- Running Through Walz to Fix America - Democratic VP Nominee
HE STOLE FROM A FUCKING CHILDREN'S CANCER CHARITY. AND LOST ZERO SUPPORT. Based on the actual data, why should any Republican give any shits about being corrupt as hell? It has been proven definitively that not only are there no consequences, it is actually rewarded. Hell, guys on here who say "ZOMG! Corruption is very very bad!" also gleefully voted, repeatedly, for corruption. Pretty much every chance they get to vote for corruption, they vote for it. Trump, Paxton, all of them. "Be totally fucking corrupt" is a proven winner of a Republican platform, why would they abandon it?- RFK Jr. off the chain and off his rocker
You shouldn't be worried. You should be certain. Vaccine tourism is literally going to be a thing very, very soon. Take a trip to Cancun? For $100, get your flu shot etc. too! There will be dudes handing out fliers outside the hotels.- Greenland - Tassa Eller Asu !!!!
I just walked back from lunch, part of the way behind a mentally ill homeless dude ranting about NCIS storylines involving the character Abby. I am 100% convinced that dude would be a less erratic, more calming presence in the White House than TFG.- What the fuck is wrong with you, Austin?
It was nation-wide. And I've still not seen any hypothesis as to WHY that has been shown to have any real legs.- What's happening in Iran?
Of course he would. Because- Running Through Walz to Fix America - Democratic VP Nominee
It's how they always say it and play it. "BOTH SIDES!" But when it comes down to the principles they claim to hold.....ONE SIDE ONLY! It's all a lie. These are people who thought that pedophilia was one of the most important issues in human history, and we MUST release the Epstein files, and now......they couldn't give .000000001% of a fuck if every Republican raped a toddler on live TV. In fact, they'd love it, because man, that would really own tha libz!- RFK Jr. off the chain and off his rocker
We are about 8-10 months away from: Entire vaccine schedule, all of it, for children and adults All recommendations are now all the ivermectin and all the hydroxochloroquine and also Trump-Brand Super Supplements!- Running Through Walz to Fix America - Democratic VP Nominee
Dude. Come the fuck on. Functionally one party sees consequences from corruption. That's it. FFS, Al Franken faked a boob grab and had to resign. The Republicans? Near zero consequences. AND, on the off chance that they face any......they get pardoned. The fucking PLATFORM (in operation) of the GQP is "no fucking rules for us, no fucking consequences for us." You've seen it explode in real-time, and you are hopeful that maybe that worm will turn? Dude. Put down the crack pipe. Crack is wack.- Things Not Going Well in Venezuela, 2.0
See that 6%? That's 6% more of a fuck than this regime gives about ANYONE'S opinion on fucking anything. They don't care, because they don't have to, because public opinion only matters if you intend to allow/honor the results of actual free elections. When a regime starts acting in such complete disregard of public opinion, that's a huge fucking warning bell/red flag/DANGER WILL ROBINSON moment. But it doesn't fucking matter. Because nobody is listening or doing a single damned thing to stop it.- Running Through Walz to Fix America - Democratic VP Nominee
At this point, Brett Favre would prefer that people just talk about his unsolicited dick pics instead of....the $1.1 million in "speaking fees" he received for speeches he never gave and his purposeful diversion of $5 million in TANF funds (for the truly poorest of people) to a fancy volleyball stadium at So. Miss where his daughter played. Remember that? Remember all the consequences? Yeah. Fuck, might as well send some more dick pics, Brett. You're MAGA, so you're fucking bulletproof.- Trump’s America
Man. Got me thinkin' bout some pain perdu.- Things not going well in Venezuela
You haven't been paying attention. That doesn't matter. You haven't been paying attention. The foreign policy of the entire fucking United States at present boils down to this: whatever the most deranged, psychotic, unbalanced, narcissist piece of shit to have ever walked the earth wants at a particular instant in time. That's it. If he wants to hit Canada with a salvo of nukes after lunch today, he will, and nobody will lift a finger to stop him. And the scenario I suggested has a non-zero chance of happening. No matter how low that chance is....it's fucking madness that it's even true.- Things not going well in Venezuela
Seriously. It's a perfect shortcut to killing NATO dead. That gives 90% of this regime a huge boner, stroked by Putin as he works on his own boner.- Things going on in Cuba...
Dude. Like he'll allow ANYTHING that isn't Trump-branded to open there? Come on, man.- Things not going well in Venezuela
Goddamn, do the lies EVER stop with you? When did you join the Trump admin anyway?- Running Through Walz to Fix America - Democratic VP Nominee
You're wrong. They care. THEY LIKE IT. There is no greater display of raw power, of "I can do whatever I want and nobody can stop me" than committing unethical, criminal shit in broad daylight. It's a big middle finger and "wadda ya gonna do about it?" to everyone else. It's the bully walking up to you in the cafeteria, taking the chocolate milk off your tray with everyone watching, grinning, and walking off with it as nobody does a fucking thing. It's a morally bankrupt, evil enterprise from top to bottom. It will either be ended, or it will be the end of this Republic. Those are the two options, and we're already well underway towards option 2, with not even a molecule of movement towards option 1.- Running Through Walz to Fix America - Democratic VP Nominee
Exactly. Being in the same state where fraud/a crime is committed? Disqualifying for a Dem. ACTUALLY COMMITTING THE CRIME, REAPING THE BENEFITS, AND SHOWING NO REMORSE? It's a fucking necessary qualification to run for office as a Republican. It's a goddamned kleptocratic party, and proudly so. Being able to do awful shit, not care about it, and totally get away with it, is a fucking FEATURE, not a bug.- Running Through Walz to Fix America - Democratic VP Nominee
Senator Rick Scott, guilty of defrauding Medicare and Medicaid in the largest such fraud case in US history, is laughing at you. Republicans can ass-rape a child while robbing a bank and lighting the Constitution on fire, and they face zero fucking consequences. Zero. None. Shit, it fucking GAINS them votes, because it shows how "alpha" they are -- they can literally get away with ANYTHING, don't you want tough people like that in charge? - RFK Jr. off the chain and off his rocker
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