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Newy25

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  1. Imagine watching Hill, Muhammad, Williams, Baxter, Cook, Wisner and the entire high school recruited offensive and defensive lines play and saying stupid shit like this.
  2. Then it’s a short list. We are 12-1 playing in the fucking playoffs and recruiting like Mack in his prime. Our lists should be short. At every position.
  3. No. We already did that. Twice. He is not a fit.
  4. What’s the point of going through that exercise? That’s fantasy land. WOULD YOU TAKE BILL PARCELLS AS YOUR DC AND BILL WASH AS YOUR OC??? Yes in make believe land, where Stewart was not run by a bunch of money grubbing handlers and he was focused on winning and maximizing his craft he would be a take. And in that fantasy land he would already also be a fucking Longhorn. So let’s focus on something more realistic like me inventing a Time Machine so I can go back to 1994 and have a threesome with Elizabeth Shue and Cindy Crawford.
  5. Early vote for shittiest take of the day award.
  6. We already busted him for making shit up about Golden when he wasn’t even on campus.
  7. With so many good receivers in the portal, no fucking thank you.
  8. Fuck all of you mother fuckers talking about road rankings or whatever the shit you are taking about.
  9. Riley had this guy pegged to take over next year. He all but guaranteed him the job during his recruitment so this is pretty wild.
  10. Maybe we see him in the starting lineup before we start projecting him as an early entry into the NFL draft.
  11. Wait, we are actually discussing if Crawford gets drafted? And this is not a joke? I hope people realize really good college players are undrafted free agents sometimes. Really shitty college players are not getting drafted.
  12. Did he post how the visit was going for the one that never made it to campus?
  13. What gets me is the number of guys he has brought in himself who have already left. I get cleaning house from the previous coach, but your guys are leaving this quickly. That can’t be a good sign.
  14. I’d rather catch all of the STD’s South Austin’s Mom has before I would ever eat at a mother fucking Applebee’s.
  15. Jesus Christ. Why do you fuckers suck so badly at food? Now tell us all how awesome Applebees is.
  16. He does often get injured, yes. I personally would not put that guy on punt and kick returns.
  17. Imagine not having good enough grades at mother fucking Houston. As a student athlete no less.
  18. Someone already mentioned it but Riley would basically be pushing his star recruit Nelson right into the portal. Maybe Riley doesn’t give a fuck because he has no problem backing out of promises but it would be ballsy to do that.
  19. Where is the fuck face who spoke down to me when I asked where he was going? Come over here and eat your bag of dicks.
  20. I had a credit card number change and I simply never updated my payment method. Otherwise, it’s impossible to cancel without calling. Maybe that is the business model?
  21. Wells is nothing more than an endless stream of empty platitudes.
  22. Nahlin is an insufferable cunt who treats his own customers like shit. I will gladly keep following Bobby’s stuff on Spotify. Easy choice.
  23. I do know that. So Will Howard is likely going to A&M right?
  24. I actually really like Weigman as a QB prospect. Not sure it will work in Klein’s offense, though. I’m assuming Will Howard will transfer to A&M?
  25. How many starters are they losing now? Anyone keeping count?
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