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JerrysJheriCurl

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  1. I think this is the tell I’ve been looking/waiting for. This is the indicator, IMHO, where Russia justifies its invasion into Ukrainian territory. As you said hermano, shit is fixing to get real.
  2. Ukraine: I flopped the nut straight. Vlad: Motherfucker! Eb tvoju mat! Motherfucker! That is it! Lavrov: That’s it? What the fuck you talking about, that’s it? Take it back, Vlad! Vlad: Nyet! Nyet! No more! No! Not tonight! This son of bitch all night he check check check! He trapped me! Ukraine: Well, you feeling satisfied now, Vladi? Cuz I can go on busting you all night. Vlad: Nyet. Nyet. He beat me. Straight up. Pay him. Pay that man his money.
  3. Ether by NAStrovia? or No Vaseline by кубик льда?
  4. Do you even Kaja Kallas bro? If it is wrong to lust, then I don’t want to be right. I do it so my Pito won’t rust, and that is my plight. So lust I shall until I die; What else is there for a man to do? Even heads of state apply, but not @Vic Mackey’s crew. It is not erroneous. It is just. So until they make it felonious, I will continue to lust. Go forth and lust, as concupiscence is part of life. Do not be in disgust. Choose your mistress or your wife. Lust I say! And do it today! Lust from your loins and don’t delay! Lust so your Pito won’t decay! Lust all you want pinche güey! It’s the American way!
  5. Historically, the CIA always said the Russians are nothing more than a glorified crew. Plain and simple. We decapitate and do business with whatever is left. This thing should have been done during Yeltsin’s era. They got redundant upper management, bleeds off half the kick. We take them out and absorb the whole fucking thing. Let me tell you a couple or three things: Forget the Cuban Missile Crisis, Forget Crimea, Forget Fat Dom who goes over to Norilsk and never comes back. Vladimir Putin has no respect for this thing. He’s never been in the can. Not really. He’s a guy who stepped over his own constitution to grab the big seat. Listen to me. They make anybody and everybody over there. And the way that they do it is all fucked up. Either it has meaning or no meaning. Five fucking super powers, and we got this other pigmy thing over there in North Asia. There’s no scraps in my scrapbook. Make it happen.
  6. A clever way to get Sanna Marin in our discussion. The cut of your jib sir, I approve.
  7. дезынформа́ция gonna дезынформа́ция.
  8. This is where I’ve been at. The amount of rubles, the logistics of that many tanks… and my friend’s coyness and sarcasm. Granted he’s a smart ass to begin with, but Russians use sarcasm as a diplomatic sabre, as Lavrov does continuously. Something’s afoot. That’s why I wanted agreement on the bet on what constitutes “invasion.” I don’t think I am going to cash, but the math checks out on the bet.
  9. Is it possible that we stay the course on this discussion as we were doing for the past few weeks? I, for one, don’t want this going CR. Maybe folk can create a CR version in that space provided. Thanks in advance.
  10. Co-signed. If folk want to read a good book and get a better understanding of geopolitics, read The Prize.
  11. This is what I hitched my wagon to and what has me vexed. Either something is afoot internally politically in Russia that we don’t know about, they miscalculated the situation or they are going in. One of the 3 is most likely true. The Slavs and their wild ways. Only time will tell.
  12. María Zakharova stated she wanted the American and British media outlets to publish the schedule of the upcoming Russian invasions this year so she could plan her vacation. She called NYT and Bloomberg (as well as The Sun) disinformation. A Russian Foreign Ministry Spokesperson calling anyone else disinformation… that’s VERY rich. Still wood.
  13. Vlad inspired me to create this. Shit or get off the pot Vlad. Or something like that.
  14. I bet on Putin invading. My friend knows his people and he works in that space. If he’s wrong on this, it will be the first time he has been wrong on Russia geopolitics. But there’s always a first time, and I believe he’s due to be wrong. As someone said earlier, the only one that knows is Putin… and I’m not too sure he even knows. I haven’t picked up a bar tab with my friend in over 8 years. He just pays the bill. So for this bet… If I lose, I win. Even if I win, I still lose. But at least good wine and conversation will be had. за здоровье!
  15. I have had a month long bet with a Russian friend of mine regarding the invasion. If Russia breaches the Ukrainian borders with tanks or launches missiles in Ukrainian space, then that meets the definition of invasion. Yes, we negotiated and came to terms of what defines an invasion. The spoils: A bottle of Louis Jadot Vosne-Romanee. Guess we are going to find out this week who buys.
  16. If you’re ever in DC, go to Mari Vanna. 1. Go during happy hour. Everything on the menu is legit, but I usually dig on the piroshki. 2. Drink Russian standard backed with Mors. 3. Do that for a few hours and take in the scene. If it’s a Wednesday go up to the 3rd floor about 10:30-11… Russian karaoke. it’s like shooting fish in a barrel. 4. Profit (and thank me later). There’s one in NYC, Moscow and St. Pete too.
  17. Dated a chica from St. Pete a long time ago. She definitely tried. Best damn piroshki I’ve ever had. And I’m referring to the ones that have potatoes, ground beef, cheese or cabbage in them… you magnificent bastards.
  18. Follow that up with Lebanon and Morocco and I’m in. Partying in Beirut is mandatory for anyone’s bucket list. And Moroccan beaches (looking at you Agadir), cuisine (sheep’s head sammich) and women is worth taking out a monarchy.
  19. So Russia is Aggie? It’s all making sense now. Both haven’t won the big one in almost a hundred years. возглас!
  20. Yeah when he said that I was like daaaaayyyyuuuuuum. The delivery was like very Pretty Tony-esque. Fo sho told her to STFU, grown ass folk is talking. Go sit at the kiddie table and we will tell you when you’re tapioca pudding is ready.
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