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IDIOTsavant

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  1. 12 minutes ago, Newy25 said:


    True story- I got so drunk after that game I walked back to West Campus to see my girlfriend, showed up at my ex girlfriend’s place and the next day I broke up with my girlfriend and played it off like it was an intentional move to get back with the ex girlfriend. That’s how much alcohol I consumed to deal with three blocked punts. 

    Woke up under a rug on the floor of Jester….I lived off Riverside. Had to go get my car after it was towed because I hurriedly parked in the wrong spot trying to make it back from a family function to my first game as a student. 

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  2. 22 minutes ago, Bigbend1812 said:

    hate you hat GIF by I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here! Australia

    And still…

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    15 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

    Oh, so now we’re at the part where you make up self-serving histories with other posters every time they disagree with you?  I think in the past you’ve falsely accused me of being a Greg Davis fanboy, defending Taylor Doyle’s wheelchair as a competitive advantage since it would help him stay low, and I’m pretty sure killing JFK as well.  You’re like a functional Derka.  

    Take your rep for this line…damn.

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  3. 2 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

    I fantasize about the day Dana. Town decides we are just going to ride with 22 players on our roster so Dusty can’t make horrible decisions all the time. Anyone think Dubon could catch in an emergency?  If not, stretch suba?  I think we should just say we are good with 10 non pitchers and let Dubon be the back up for every single spot. 

    Only for Dusty to DH Dubon every damn day…

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  4. 4 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

    I guess my morning fog brain cannot quickly put together how telling both bidders that they’ve won before the end of the allotted time would maximize the bidding. 

    Committing to the school that can’t up the ante gives him leverage over the school that can up the ante…even if that school already had the high bid.

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  5. 2 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

    My favorite part of the LSU bit is how they set the story up. It's an obvious, real world apples to apples comparison. 

    "You can have 750k now, or 750k every year of your life, including some right now. WHICH ARE YOU GOING TO CHOOSE SEE WE ARE TEACHING MEN TO FISH!!!"

    No fucking shit, my 5 year old has mastered that fucking concept. And I'm sure that is EXACTLY the kind of scenario and math that is invovled with Simmons. 

    Seriously fucking morons. 

    In a related note, and I type this knowing full well that waterhead was attempting to referening "teaching to fish" meaning chances of getting to the NFL, but I can't help myself just out of curiosity.

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    You know it's 100% factually bulletproof becuase I typed it right into the chrome browser bar. Is a 22% higher starting salary better? Maybe they'll try to coutner that there's better industry and job opportunties in Texas versus Louisianna while completely missing that fucking point to rebut. 

     

     

    I really hope coutner becomes a thing…

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