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IDIOTsavant

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  1. 1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:

    I'm going to modify the old addage to Success is when luck meets opportunity, my man. All you have to do to outkick your coverage is follow up after the schlub she wasted years on decided he didn't want kids. "Wow, that's a shame. I'm really sorry that happened to you. What an idiot, I would have zero problem getting you pregnant. Like right now." 

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    Guess you've also got to be smooth AF, which I obviously am. 

    Lotta words to say the same thing. 

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  2. 1 minute ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

    Put dipshit on ignore and your surly horns experience will vastly improve. 
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    Nah, he actually has good insight on high school football in the valley. It’s just that his baseball acumen is shit.

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  3. 27 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

    Welp. Time to go hang myself. Or at least start measuring the rope. 
    hello darkness my old friend. 

    Forgive me if I don’t believe you….because you strike me as the type of fella that’s thorough enough to have cut pre-measured rope for every room in the house for this exact scenario.

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  4. 13 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

    one of the great moments in astros history, no doubt, but a huge part of the drama. 

    90% of non-astros baseball fans are still convinced he wore some sort of buzzer because of a series of fake tweets and because americans are generally violent morons.  if he doesn't make it into the hof on the first ballot, i will blow up cooperstown like a moron.

    TBF Altuve knew what pitch was coming…not because of a fucking buzzer, but because a two pitch pitcher couldn’t throw one of his pitches for a strike, and he had to have one. Every non-idiot (and some idiot fans - 🙋‍♂️) knew what the pitch was going to be.

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  5. 19 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

    Freeze either didn’t have the will or the authority for a full tear down. But it should have been done. 
     

    I think Carter signs with Texas. His family doesn’t want to spend 3+ hours in the air, and then drive another 2 hours to Auburn to watch their kid pay. 
     

    Another recruiting advantage in the SEC. Austin and Nashville are it on major airports. 

    TBF his parents could spend two hours getting from Bergstrom to DKR depending on the time and weekend. 🤬

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  6. 29 minutes ago, UTEE97 said:

    Look another resident asshole coming to the defense of his ilk. Glad you found a place to put your English lit education to work. Nothing screams smart than being able to talk out of your ass on a massage board and showing your mastery of the english language. 

    I’ll try to dumb this down per your request: Quit being such a thin skinned bitch. 

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  7. 4 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

    One time I thought I had accidentally eaten some paint chips, but turned out it was just some dry ass brisket from Houston.

    Jesus Christ…there ain’t shit dry in Houston. Now I remember why I avoid this thread. Rangers fans are bringing a butter knife to a gun fight.

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