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21 minutes ago, Red Five said:I need to find a way to have people pay me for not doing things. That's a pretty sweet gig.
Based on your number of Surly posts, something tells me you’ve already got that worked out.
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2 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:
Listen motherfucker, seconds add up and you’ll never get them back.
Glad you got the message, Cousin.
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4 minutes ago, Jebus said:
you have to write a manifesto first. must be at least 500 pages, single spaced
First time anyone’s ever made sense of Randolph Duke…
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1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:
I'm going to modify the old addage to Success is when luck meets opportunity, my man. All you have to do to outkick your coverage is follow up after the schlub she wasted years on decided he didn't want kids. "Wow, that's a shame. I'm really sorry that happened to you. What an idiot, I would have zero problem getting you pregnant. Like right now."
Guess you've also got to be smooth AF, which I obviously am.Lotta words to say the same thing.
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3 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:
I dont know man, I have a real live wife who has a brain and strong opinions about things. Ask the neckbeard.
Don’t forget the highly questionable taste.
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Amen Thompson was -34 in 21 minutes….a folding chair might’ve done better.
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It’s going to be that cocksucker Walt Weiss, isn’t it?
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56 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:
You can name them here. This is a safe space
SpoilerLucky Day, Dusty Bottoms, and Little Neddie Neederlander
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27 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:
Welp. Time to go hang myself. Or at least start measuring the rope.
hello darkness my old friend.Forgive me if I don’t believe you….because you strike me as the type of fella that’s thorough enough to have cut pre-measured rope for every room in the house for this exact scenario.
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28 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:
Shouldn’t you be changing a bedpan right now?
I was trying to figure out what typo would autocorrect tampon to bedpan until I realized you were replying to Greenspoint.
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4 minutes ago, texifornia said:
This is a wild concept but sometimes things change and teenagers aren't consistent in their decision-making.
Most Surly posters are teenagers? That actually makes a lot of sense.
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13 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:
one of the great moments in astros history, no doubt, but a huge part of the drama.
90% of non-astros baseball fans are still convinced he wore some sort of buzzer because of a series of fake tweets and because americans are generally violent morons. if he doesn't make it into the hof on the first ballot, i will blow up cooperstown like a moron.
TBF Altuve knew what pitch was coming…not because of a fucking buzzer, but because a two pitch pitcher couldn’t throw one of his pitches for a strike, and he had to have one. Every non-idiot (and some idiot fans - 🙋♂️) knew what the pitch was going to be.
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1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:Yeah, “a bowl.” Who gives a fuck? They’ll be 7-5. There are 4 more likely losses on their schedule and you think them going to the Erectile Dysfunction Bowl in Tupelo, Mississippi is going to the the narrative that can’t be overcome?
Are you saying it’s not hard to get into the Erectile Dysfunction Bowl?
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24 minutes ago, futureman said:
he was in 2 live crew. not sure how he wound up at mizzou
It’s like you don’t even know how rap works.
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19 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:
Freeze either didn’t have the will or the authority for a full tear down. But it should have been done.
I think Carter signs with Texas. His family doesn’t want to spend 3+ hours in the air, and then drive another 2 hours to Auburn to watch their kid pay.
Another recruiting advantage in the SEC. Austin and Nashville are it on major airports.
TBF his parents could spend two hours getting from Bergstrom to DKR depending on the time and weekend. 🤬
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29 minutes ago, UTEE97 said:
Look another resident asshole coming to the defense of his ilk. Glad you found a place to put your English lit education to work. Nothing screams smart than being able to talk out of your ass on a massage board and showing your mastery of the english language.
I’ll try to dumb this down per your request: Quit being such a thin skinned bitch.
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19 minutes ago, UTEE97 said:They are better at reading the minds of the teenagers than regular dumb people like us.
Don’t sell yourself short. You’re exceptionally dumb, sir.
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36 minutes ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:One of the best aspects of tracking recruiting is watching Surly try to rationalize the decision making of teenagers they’ve never met. Hell, I couldn’t even predict my own decisions, or explain the reasons behind those decisions, when I was that age. I do have to admit, most of those choices were made with pussy as a major factor.
Being or chasing?
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4 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:
One time I thought I had accidentally eaten some paint chips, but turned out it was just some dry ass brisket from Houston.
Jesus Christ…there ain’t shit dry in Houston. Now I remember why I avoid this thread. Rangers fans are bringing a butter knife to a gun fight.
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