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sdm

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  1. Dude in the back is sports writer Berry Tramel of The Oklahoman. He always looks totally unimpressed.
  2. Pure entertainment points gotta count for something and Ferentz has never been awarded an entertainment point.
  3. Why am I here? Cuz Imma sucker that's why!
  4. Don't know, but keep in mind the acceptance rate has to be high enough to capture those candidates willing to stick their entire arm up a cow's rectum.
  5. Don't despair, aggy will find a way to cluster it up. Leading by 6 will make their eventual loss just that much sweeter.
  6. Liberty player clowning aggy as she comes into home plate is the chef's kiss!
  7. Plus what would the quality of recruits look like once they realize they won't be playing in the SEC and secondly they have to live in college station.
  8. Doesn't look like his twin asshole picked up a coaching gig yet. Maybe Tom switched professions and he and Michelle are managing a Florida strip club now.
  9. Wow, sounds like aggy is as fucked at QB, as Graham is at reporting it. Trying to tamp down the usual aggy fan overconfidence in the backup QB - "has the potential to be a top 3 QB in CFB" while at the same time damning with faint praise the starting QB. Yep, sounds like it might be another long and interesting season for aggy.
  10. sdm replied to Steamboat1874's topic in Football
    Given how woke Disney has become, it wouldn't surprise me if they feel compelled to break up the all male ensemble on the desk.
  11. You got something against a good old fashion séance?
  12. sdm replied to Texas007's topic in Football
  13. Early in the trading session today MLGO was the top gainer. On their profile the key executives were: CEO - Shu CFO - He COO - Liu CTO - Yi Shu He Liu Yi........I had to laugh!
  14. I'm very disappointed with the story. They completely left out the part where the Bostonites got lost from the cah pahk to the stadium and were rescued by the greatest fan base ever put on this earth.
  15. So did Mrs. Brat, by any chance, pose for the painter Rubens back in the day?
  16. More like........rally around the white morons
  17. Fuck OU and bring on the cockroaches!
  18. SEC Baseball standings Texas 5-1, aggy 0-6 Sounds about right.
  19. Throughout history, seers have held significant roles, often acting as advisors to leaders and influencing societal decisions. The importance of prophecy in human civilization is underscored by its presence in religious texts, folklore, and cultural narratives, illustrating humanity’s enduring quest for knowledge and understanding of the future. Or in Looch's case, a seer is just a huckster with a subscription service.
  20. Baseball been bery bery good to me
  21. Nice to see aggy the fighting Texum bulldogs has have a perfect conference record.
  22. Or Jeremiah Smith.
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