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  1. sdm

    Tell me about ou

    On a side note, as an added benefit the hound dog cameramen will be searching out Annabelle Hawkins in the stands. Hopefully she'll wear an outfit like last year.
  2. sdm

    Tell me about ou

    Just so I'm clear, OUsux doesn't have a running game and will now have to rely on a backup QB that threw for 19 of 30 for 148 yards, rushed 20 times for a net 27 yards and was sacked 6 times against us last year, do I have that right?
  3. In both cases D.J. Durkin was the defensive coordinator, interesting.
  4. Exactly what a dirt burglar would say.
  5. After the play (cheat and score) their new offensive coordinator celebrated briefly, he then shot the bird towards the Auburn sideline. Sounds like he will fit in nicely at OUsux.
  6. Miss watching the Pirate whooping up on aggy, especially in Collie Station. But,Joey rubs me the wrong way, not so sure I wouldn't root for aggy.
  7. sdm

    A&M at ND

    Where the hell is Touchdown Jesus, come on!
  8. sdm

    A&M at ND

  9. sdm

    A&M at ND

    Fuck aggy, fuck fat elko, fuck reed, fuck scooby, fuck moss, fuck craver, fuck concepcion, fuck the fact that aggy offense looks better than ours, just fuck it. That is all.
  10. Don't forget, Touchdown Jesus will be watching over the field.
  11. If I had an X account I would ask Billy...would you trade Marcel Reed for Arch, right now?
  12. Says the man whose team can't seem to hold on to QBs.
  13. If she had gotten any higher up in the stadium those things might have popped.
  14. Our defense is going to wear down. Our offense is having to sit too long.
  15. I will admit, my hatred of aggy sometimes clouds my judgement.
  16. Hard to believe Jackson was a 5 star.
  17. Fuck the rapist, but I'm rooting for Baylor to beat Auburn and Auburn to beat aggy. I want every aggy to have to hear Baylor fans talk shit to them all season long.
  18. That is one chicken legs mutherfucker.
  19. So we should expect The Elk to publish a newsletter soon?
  20. No way, Jesus just left Chicago and he's bound for New Orleans
  21. There's got to be a petroleum engineer/pumpjack joke in there somewhere.
  22. I know, thank God he was telling a story bout black Little People.
  23. With that physique it's hard to believe he was a high school QB and a college safety and not an offensive lineman.
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