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  1. 6 hours ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

    I loved Fujiya, especially the original location on Fred but also when they moved to Wurzbach. Other than Nikkis, that was the only place to get sushi in SA back in the day.

    Fujiya and Tokyo Steakhouse were my go to spots back in the day. One night around 1999, I was standing outside of Tokyo Steakhouse waiting for my wife when this Honda Accord pulled up in front of the door.

    It was dark but something about the silhouette of the person in the car looked odd. The door opens and Tim Duncan emerges out of the car. My man managed to squeeze into a fucking Honda Accord. He had to bend down to walk inside the front door of the restaurant, I have no idea how he drove that car.

  2. 19 minutes ago, Helobious said:

    You guys sound desperate for STDs and for opening yourselves up to sexual assault allegations (I see it as the more partners I have, the higher the odds I run into a crazy one that could make up an allegation about me). Not worth the risk at all. 
     

    I really don’t feel like I’ve missed out on anything by not having someone ever ask me to cum on their eggs benedict. But you do you. 

    To be fair, you're the Surly village idiot.

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  3. 3 minutes ago, Txangel9910 said:

    Why not?  She could have a list of things she wants to try but wants to feel safe with a partner before letting her freak flag fly...hypothetically speaking...and she hasn't found him yet.

    Aqua Buddha might be on to something. During my post-divorce dating, some of the blandest sex I had were with women coming out of long term marriages and had very limited partners. A couple of women were open to new things but they were neither new nor things.

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  4. 14 hours ago, Snake Diggity said:

    Lmfao “Let’s bring up one of my staunch supporters, she owns a restaurant that serves food I hate, I will try it later and probably hate it”

    To be fair, french fries and ketchup are vaigan and that gross fat fucker can destroy some french fries and ketchup.

  5. 1 hour ago, CoTex said:

    Ok, I'll bite.

    If there was a pro-nazi protest at UT, and I went and joined the protest and screamed and waived flags and fucked with people, what would you call me?

    and then

    If there was a pro-Putin rally at UT, and I went and joined the rally and screamed and waived flags and fucked with people, what would you call me?

    and then

    If there was a pro-Kim Jong Il march at UT, and I went and marched and screamed and waived flags and fucked with people, what you you call me?
     

    I'm guessing I wouldn't survive that stretch without being almost uniformly labeled a nazi, fascist, communist, geoncidist, war criminal, and probably some other shit.  Rightfully so.  You march with the nazis, I'm calling you a nazi.

    So, if you go and protest and what not and you're protesting for a group of people that voted for leaders that say things like "Israel has no right to exist," (and I don't have a citation but it's out there), I think it's fair to say you're "anti-those people."  If you don't want to call it "antisemitic," then why don't you try on "anti-jewish" or "anti-Israeli." 

    From where I'm sitting in Texas, there's not much difference.  You want the people that won the war and got the land to give back the land and go the fuck away, or die, and you'll protest and maybe more to accomplish the goal.

    This is reminiscent of the Anti-Apartheid Movement that was considered pro-communist and pro-terrorist when really it was a struggle for basic human rights by an oppressed people.

    Shit, even now after the fall of apartheid people still claim that the whites in South Africa will be eliminated.

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  6. 2 minutes ago, BeardIP said:

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    Catholic guilt.

    I knew a guy in high school that freaked out after having sex with his girlfriend. He dumped her and went all in on Catholicism and started talking about becoming a priest because of the guilt he was experiencing.

    Looking back on his description of events, it sounded like he experienced post-coital tristesse that was combined with Catholic guilt which was a mind fuck for him. Religion has a lot of bad side effects.

     

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  7. 34 minutes ago, texasdago said:

    So you're saying a Jewish person from Ethiopia and a Jewish person from Hungary are the... *checks notes* same ethnicity or race?

    Yes. If a Dominican Afro-Latino and Mexican Asian-Latino can be part of the same ethnic group why couldn't Ethiopian and Hungarian Jews be part of the same ethnic group?

  8. 29 minutes ago, blacklab said:

    So which is it?
    Is it ok to yell at jews or not. 

    It's okay.

    I've done it more times than I can remember. "Noah, you fucking asshole, you spilled my can of Copenhagen!" Something I yelled at my buddy during spring break, sophomore year of college.

    "Seth, you fat fuck, nobody is picking you!" Noah's fat cousin that complained about not being allowed to join our basketball game in middle school.

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  9. "Real" journalists are why a significant percentage of Americans believe ketchup goes on hotdogs and this consumes me so much that I hate ketchup people, ketchup people shouldn't be allowed in non-ketchup people restaurants.

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  10. 1 minute ago, Rimbo said:

    Well, that wasn't true for me. I wanted to get pussy because I was horny as fuck.

    Yeah, I figured like myself most guys were driven by a biological imperative. This was a weird take.

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  11. 4 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said:

     

    Getting your news from a citizen journalist is like getting your appendix removed from a citizen surgeon.

     

    (Except the citizen journalist is killing democracy, while the citizen surgeon is only killing you) 

     

     

    The internet is killing democracy. But hey, it makes it easy to get the lulz on surlyhorns or to pay your bills or look at pics of your grandkids who live a thousand miles away!

    Some may say that social media is killing democracy. If you can separate social media from the internet, then I guess that is more accurate. But as long as we are going to have the internet, we are going to have social media. 

    How long after you got your first email account did you get one of those fwd: fwd: fwd: fwd: emails from your uncle? The same uncle who has now probably gone full maga?

    I had an email account years before the fwd:fwd shit started up. The internet was around for years before what we recognize as social media popped up. In fact, the internet was a really chill place when it was just IRC and BBS's populated with users that understood how to access it.

    I remember noticing the decline of the internet shortly after the advent of the WWW. Then AOL started mailing out free trials to everyone. Suddenly there were fuckos popping up all over the place that were previously too dumb to access it.

    It wasn't the internet that ruined everything, shit went down hill once the fwd:fwd uncles got their first AOL subscription. It was the people that fucked everything up because that's what people do.

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  12. 3 minutes ago, tbone_ said:


    What I don’t get is why does anyone give a shit that they are protesting? I mean sure the university admins and cops have to deal with it, but outside that who fucking cares? Stupid fucking college kids looking for dramatic causes are gonna do what stupid fucking college kids looking for dramatic causes do.

    This directly impacts me and for that reason I am very upset. Okay, it doesn't have any impact on me but I am still very upset.

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