-
Posts
27474 -
Joined
-
Days Won
4
Content Type
Profiles
Forums
Store
Downloads
Recruiting - 2020
2019-2020 Football Season
Football
Entertainment
Sports
News and Business
Cloak Room
Transfer Portal
Recruiting
Events
Everything posted by William Bludworth
-
Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
William Bludworth replied to texifornia's topic in 🤫$9.95🤫
Fuck Oregon. Make that motherfucker richer than Bill Gates! We simply cannot allow those freaks from Eugene to get both the #1 WR's from 2025 and 2026. If it were fOSU, sure. They've earned it. Oregon has not earned it. -
He's been here since Jan 2024, and while he's a RS-FR, Robertson is straight ass cheeks. But sure, I get where you are coming from, but Stroh was a RS-SO and had no issues getting to the field over Neto, a RS-JR, and then supplanted by Hutson, who is also unwiped ass. If Robertson were truly the best we have, I don't know what to say. Yes, the OL is extremely difficult, but many dudes take over their RS-FR year, including Baker. But, and yes, there's always a but, I also get C is the hardest position not named QB to learn. But you have to start weighing your options. Is someone who is absolutely dog shit but knows the playbook better than a guy who has been there for a year and a half and only knows 75% of the playbook, but also has a brighter future? Those are the questions Flood should be asking himself, and Sark asking Flood. We have not seen anything to make us believe Flood made a good choice this season on the OL. Hutson started at C, got his cranium cratered, and moved to LG, where he's still an asshole that's like a marker continuously being wiped like Sisyphus and the boulder. He was getting his asshole pounded like Richard Ramirez in a long-term care facility with the elderly, by the aggy DL and needed constant help from Campbell, who rag dolled those freaks. Then you have starting Stroh over...literally anyone that's partially warm-blooded, who was then replaced by a shitty Hutson. Robertson takes over at C and he's...not great. Not even above average. He's middling to below middling. So I don't think it's a stretch to ask some uncomfortable questions about self-awareness when you're getting paid very, very handsomely to not fuck up half of the year, literally. It took 6 weeks before Stroh was pulled and their best option for the game was...a true frosh Brooks taking over a position he's never played. That's beyond negligence.
-
I don't even know with Gerry anymore. He's too much into pumping up [name prospect] that they're 4*++ or 5*+ or whatever the fuck they do over there. It's crazy how different their views are from other sites. They keep pounding the John Turntine is a 5* drum, yet they don't even have confirmation on his own weight. Same with them beating the drum that Cruz is the best C since [name literally anyone. Travis Frederick?] for Texas, but he can't beat out a below average Robertson. K. He's had at this point two off-seasons to get ready, and he's just an inch shorter at 6'3, yet weighs exactly the same at 312 LBS. How hard can it be to beat our Robertson, who wasn't even starting until games 8-9? Surely he knows the playbook by now? It's not like I'm trusting Flood, who thought it was a swell idea to start Stroh all those games, when it was obvious to anyone who isn't considered legally blind he fucking sucks. Anyway, I don't know what to think. I think Gerry locks into guys and just doesn't let up. He won't say the quiet part put loud, but he's hinted that Texas should have done more/gone harder after Ezavier Crowell, but he's happy with Cooper.
-
Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
William Bludworth replied to texifornia's topic in 🤫$9.95🤫
Gimme. He's a freak of nature. 6'5 210 lbs. A heavy yes, please. -
That is, uh, their magic underwear for men. Women/girls have found it easier to hide theirs by rolling up the leg part so you don't see it. But that's what they get in their ceremony and once the ceremony has proceeded.
-
Could this be the craziest coaching carousel of all time?
William Bludworth replied to GreenspointTexas's topic in Football
I was about to mention this lol. Saw it on Sportscenter tonight with a friend and it made me chuckle. No way that dude has the ego to take a "lesser job." -
Diego Pavia - The Chihuahua that thinks he's a Mastiff
William Bludworth replied to immamac's topic in Football
I feel you. Johnny Fuckin' Football, indeed. -
Diego Pavia - The Chihuahua that thinks he's a Mastiff
William Bludworth replied to immamac's topic in Football
Don't ask me, what you know is true. Don't have to tell you, I love your precious heart. I...I was standing. You were there. Two worlds collided. And they could never...trear us apart. I don't care If you were referencing INXS or not, that song goes hard. -
Diego Pavia - The Chihuahua that thinks he's a Mastiff
William Bludworth replied to immamac's topic in Football
I grew up in crime side, the New York Times side, staying alive was no jive. At second hands, moms bounced on old men. So we then moved to the Shaolin land. Cash Rules Everything Around Me, Cteam get the money. Dolla, dolla bill, son! I forgot the rest, it's been well over a decade since I've listened to that song. They're my jam, yo! -
Diego Pavia - The Chihuahua that thinks he's a Mastiff
William Bludworth replied to immamac's topic in Football
-
Diego Pavia - The Chihuahua that thinks he's a Mastiff
William Bludworth replied to immamac's topic in Football
Just in case she has to, maybe, uh, she already has, but I need that information to be passed on to the proper authorities. So her name on OF is....? -
Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Full Roster Weaponization
William Bludworth replied to closetojumping's topic in 🤫$9.95🤫
Man, but damn, even the Duvernay? I always thought that was a classic, even in my 20s. Am I getting old? Fml -
Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Full Roster Weaponization
William Bludworth replied to closetojumping's topic in 🤫$9.95🤫
Ah, OK. That makes sense, but Atkinson plays Lefau's position, which is inside, so maybe they just put him there to see what he can do? I just know Barnes is an off-ball LB like Hill, but Atkinson can play side to side as an inside. Regardless, it should be interesting to see how the LB corps shakes out. -
Sark will always take an elite WR someone else has developed for us, regardless of who we have on the roster, as he should. We don't seem to be developing them, so might as well take one that someone else has. Every leading WR we've had since Sark got here, outside of Worthy, has been a transfer. Mitchell was just 169 yards from tying Worthy in yards, but had 11 TD's to his 5 in 2023. 2024 it was Golden, Helm, and then Bond. So outside of Worthy in 2022, and we went count Milton, he's taken a WR no matter what. He isn't going to stop unless the well runs dry for a season. This year Wingo was the leading WR, but Mosley didn't even start playing until week 9 at Miss St. So in 5 games he's racked up 23/357/3 15.6 ypc. Who tf knows what he could have done had he played from the beginning.
-
Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
William Bludworth replied to texifornia's topic in 🤫$9.95🤫
I have heard whispers from some scholars saying it reads "Sark should havs sold his soul for Justice Haynes" -
Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Full Roster Weaponization
William Bludworth replied to closetojumping's topic in 🤫$9.95🤫
Isn't Spence back? I mean I don't care one way or another getting a LB as it will not be enough to replace Hill's play making, but whatever. Atkinson, as good as he may be, doesn't even play the same position, but Barnes does, and well, he hasn't played any. Sark will always go to the portal for a WR, regardless of who we have. You can never have enough explosive talent with hands coached up by someone else. We need a RB in the worst way. I love Wisner, but I love a RB that can punish people, and he's simply not that guy. I don't think we're landing a Justice Haynes (MOTHERFUCKER!) or a Hardy, and I certainly don't think we're getting anyone close to Love, but that doesn't mean we can't land a potential 1k back. I understand him not wanting to relinquish starter minuttes and carries, but he's a smart kid and he will understand one way or another that winning involves a good running team, and even as an aggy and sooner slayer, he's pedestrian against everyone else. Baxter, I'm sure, will be back, I'm fine with it as it gives him an extra year of getting back to playing shape. He was used sparsely, and I get it. Next season we should hopefully have a stud portal back to go with Baxter, Simon, Clark, and Cooper. Maybe Wisner, but doubt. OL is no shit. Interior DL is also no shit. DB is a bit surprising. Derek Williams just came back from an ACL injury, so I expect him to get back to some normalcy next season. Not sure we really need a DB since we have Black, Littleton, and Phillips to fight with Santana Wilson, Wardell Mack, and Caleb Chester to the death. I assume it's due to age, which I get. Those are all young bucks with little to no experience outside of Littleton and possibly Black. Philips got some run towards the end of the season. TE I think we need one even if/when Endries leaves unless it's a guy you can't pass on. Otherwise we still have Washington, Townsend, Winston, but I guess we could use a fouth if they're not some JAG. -
All we should care about is getting Chris Henry, Jr and raiding the portal. Unless they're (HS recruits) on defense, the chances of us seeing them on offense is almost nil. Hence why the portal should be our #1 priority going forward. IOL, TE, RB, WR, DT.
-
Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
William Bludworth replied to texifornia's topic in 🤫$9.95🤫
Oh yeah, I mentioned that elsewhere that the haul itself is underwhelming, but getting an elite WR in the portal is the easiest position to fill. You can get any given recevers you need. We didn't get Concepcion or Craver, but I would argue we got the sane level of quality with Mosley, who has been the truth so far. Every year we have gotten extremely good to great WR, so this class doesn't matter to me just because Sark will get WR'S in the portal every year regardless of who we recruit. -
OK, you know what I mean. Oregon also has a superior OL coach, too. If Flood can evaluate and develop out of the portal then it's just pussy rubbing, but it's a large task to ask, and while it's not impossible, it's hard af. I don't exactly have a lot of faith in Flood at the moment. Mainly due to stupidity in recruiting and the first half of the season, but it's warranted. We are barely average for most of the line (IOL). Campbell has done a good job, but Hutson and Robertson are absolute asswater. If Cruz can't be better than Robertson next season, we are in a world of shit. I just don't see anyone on the current roster other than (hopefully Neto, whom I do not believe is worse than Hutson or Stroh). But we'll see. Sark has to know this is his open door opportunity to get to that next step after what has happened this season. We have a generational QB just waiting for competent OL play. If he's doing an upward trajectory with this IOL blocking, imagine what he can do with Oregon's line. Dante Moore looks absolutely nothing like he did at UCLA. I had no idea he could run. None. My jaw hit the floor seeing he's actually athletic and Chip Kelly coached him and made him look like his legs were just glued on. Now we'll see how Oregon looks without Will Stein now that he's at Kentucky. But seriously, though. Right on the money.
-
Yeah, me too (regarding vag rubbing) as no one seems too concerned with being outside the top 5 (I'm not). But yeah, we better not just load up on OL in the portal, we need those mf'ers to be actual starter-level, and not 5 guys from Maine, UC-Davis, Texas St, La -Monroe. I understand it's hard to get starters on the OL in the portal, but that's what tampering and backchanneling is for. They have an opportunity to block for the #1 (possibly) overall pick. It worries me that Sark/Flood won't get off their asses and get it done and just go with Kibble, a-pro ACL tear Chatman, and Cojoe.
-
Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
William Bludworth replied to texifornia's topic in 🤫$9.95🤫
RB isn't too bad. I think Cooper is the real deal. I would have rather gotten Ezavier Crowell, as I think he's more ready for the college game, I'm not unhappy. It's better than Choice recruiting shit like Rickey Stewart, Jr and Gibson, who havw both already departed. Who knows about Clark and Simon? WR recruiting is flat out shit. Just say it. It's beyond turd-level. Bishop is a freak, but outside of him I don't see a quality starter, unless either turn out to be Malachi Toney, which is highly unlikely. OL is horribad. Turntine is going to take at the very minimum three years to develop and add weight, Robertson I like, but Scherer does nothing for me. Had we flipped Scherer from Stanford when Tim Drevno was there, then I would feel much better about his abilities. -
Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
William Bludworth replied to texifornia's topic in 🤫$9.95🤫
I think all three might projects. Turntine is offered as a tackle but projected inside, and I'm not sure he knows how to do that or if they keep him at tackle. If he stays at LT we better hope he can add weight to start in two years, but I don't see him beating out Brooks in 2027. Unless he knows how to play RT, then he's can take over for Baker, but I don't know if he knows how to play RT, or if he'll stick around until 2028 if Baker hasn't left early. Both Robertson and Scherer are not ready, and I mean even two years from now. Unless Robertson is just much better than his ranking indicates, which would not surprise me, but also would worry me a little if he's beating out the likes of Kibble, Cojoe, and/or Chatman. I expect nothing out of either of the Camblell twins, or Stroh. We have only one true C and that's Cruz, but we know nothing about him, or if he's any good. He can't beat out Robertson, so I don't know what to think. -
Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
William Bludworth replied to texifornia's topic in 🤫$9.95🤫
I think Lamar Brown is more into aggy. He's never been pro-Texas (or non-pro) he's more indifferent towards us. Anderson on the other hand, that would be massive. -
Currently 8
-
Yep. It used to be Christmas after Christmas, and now it's just...I dunno. Good? I mean, unless we pull some shenanigans and fuck someone else over for an elite recruit, it's basically looking at our class but with a green 'signed' next to it. Other than hoping for 1-2 flips we didn't see coming it's basically been made inert. We should be happy we landed some studs like Dia Bell, Samaria Matthewa, Tyler Atkinson, Jermaine Bishop, Richard Wesley, James Johnson, Nic Robertson, and hopefully Corey Wells signs, and Derek Cooper (although I wish we would have gotten Ezavier Crowell, as I believe he's more primed to be ready for next season than Cooper, but I hope I'm wrong). Our HS WR recruiting this season is uh, less than optimal, unless Bishop plans to play both O and D. Even then it's not great, even if he's a stud. I like Chris Stewart, but I don't think he's the next low four-star to high three-star Malachi Toney stud out of nowhere. Same with Kohen Brown. We don't have much in terms of DT or IOL other than Turntine (who's not even close to beijg ready, and probably won't be for another 2-3 years) and Robertson, unless you think Kaden Scherer will be good (I don't), and if we just land James Johnson we are in trouble because Carlton will take at least 2 years to add the proper weight needed to play inside, and he's probably more of a 3 tech or 5 tech. Landing just 1 actual DT is negligence, and two IOL is not great, Bob. We're gonna have to once again load up in the portal, except this time it will have to be for a shit ton of players, the most being IOL, DT, TE, and I'm sure Sark won't pass up on an elite WR, and I suspect we will take 1-2 every portal cycle no matter what. But the key is to make sure Flood isn't fucking retarded and can evaluate ready to play OL. If he screws that up for Arch's last season, he should be fired in October. What good is it to keep a moron around if by October, again, we look inept, lethargic, and pussy whipped?
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business and Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Subscribe!... Donate!... COOKIE MONSTER!