Everything posted by William Bludworth
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Hell Is Empty, and All the Devils Are Here
I have growing concerns Flood's retardation has rubbed off on Sark and there's no hope from here on out. He's been infected.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Hell Is Empty, and All the Devils Are Here
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Hell Is Empty, and All the Devils Are Here
Sark will be the downfall of his own hubris and dumbassery. Keeping Flood will probably do him in.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
So now Nansen has gotten too comfortable and doesn't want to put in the actual work to land a talented LB out of Cali? Great work! Awesome, Nansen! For fucks sake. Maybe Muschamp moves on from him. I hope he brings Travaris Robinson with him to help with the S/nickels/CB's
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Texas Roster 2026
"Successful" doing a lot of heavy lifting there, bud. If successful you mean getting cleaned up by aggy, UGA, Michigan, ou, and Vandy...you know, schools that were ranked and he did nothing to alter the games, then sure, he's been a rousing "success." Lol, wtf were you watching? He scored against the likes of Arky, SJSU, and Miss St, oh and he scored in the first game against Ohio State late, but SUCCCESS!!!! Those 8 drops were fucking awesome, too! Tell us more about how he did against his supposed "peers" in the upper echelon of programs and blue bloods and rivals? A no-show, you say? Well holy shit! Look at this fucking success story. NGL, that would be fucking hilarious.
- Texas Roster 2026
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Hell Is Empty, and All the Devils Are Here
Don't use that durn lawyer-speak here!
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Texas Roster 2026
Btw, I really like you as a poster, you're very informed and cool, and I don't want this to come off as me being an asshole. This is just how I personally view the situation regarding Parker. No, he was below average because he dropped 8 fucking passes this season, not because he's leaving. There are people on here who think Wingo is below average for drops, and even Moore, who had a total of 6 in two seasons, but at least Wingo as elite traits. What does Parker have, again? 8 dropped passes in his first season after a RS. You would think he would, you know, have used that RS year to learn not to drop passes from his own fucking roommate. Did you happen to miss the Michigan game? I don't have anything against the dude. I don't care that he's going to ou. He won't get better there, either. As far as I'm concerned Lockett will be the better player due to him also having elite traits, like hands that work and speed, and route running. Parker is just OK, he's nothing we should be whining over losing. I'm sure he's a great kid, but being a great kid doesn't make him a great football player. I get it, we have Parker homers on here that are upset he's leaving; I don't know why, tbh? He did good for a kid who had a RS year, but 8 dropped passes is 8 dropped passes for someone who people, for some reason, thought would be the next Shipley or some shit. He's OK, he's neither good or shitty, just ok. Mid, even. Not some kind of game changer that we need. We (Sark; Milwee) keep recruiting guys who clearly aren't ready to contribute against their peers. His best TD came against Ohio State, then he scored against the dregs like Arky, Miss St, and SJSU. He got shut down against Aggy, UGA, Michigan, Vandy, ou. This is all after the FL game where we were getting better, and yet he was carrying 2 passes for 20-29 yards. That's it. As much as we shit on Wingo, he at least caught 5+ psses against UGA, Michigan, ou...you know, against his peers. Both have shit hands,but one is clearly better than the other without the benefit of a RS.
- Texas Roster 2026
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Texas Roster 2026
Livingstone was clearly average to below average, but after digging on Moore (I always liked before I saw the numbers) in 2024 he only had 3 dropped passes on 39 catches, 456, 7 TD's. 2025 he also only had 3 confirmed dropped passes, with 38 catches, 532 receiving yards and 4 TD's. Overall he has 77 catches, 988 receiving and 11 TD's, and 6 drops in two seasons as a starter.
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
You and I know he's not turning away a third, fourth, fifth, or even until a crane hauls him out of Golden Corral.
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OU Recruiting 2026: Burnt Vegetables
No one serious about winning gives a flying fuck about Jaggerson going to ou. Who gives a shit? He'll be below average there, too.
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$9.95 worth every penny
Cam Coleman gonna be clad in a Burnt Orange cape
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Hell Is Empty, and All the Devils Are Here
Both. Made-up bs to sell subs and peddle nonsense.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Hell Is Empty, and All the Devils Are Here
I view WR and undersized RB/occasional slot as different types of players. It's why WR'S get paid better in the NFL. As for college, I don't one what the differential in pay is, but still, Holgerson got fired at the end of the 2023 season, anyway. It was a total shit-fest at Houston, so I don't know how much I can take away from that situation. Plus Sark recruited Golden before he signed with Houston, so he knew his skills set.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Hell Is Empty, and All the Devils Are Here
Norvell really wanting that fuck you, pay me buyout money lol.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Hell Is Empty, and All the Devils Are Here
That's great, and he offers more wiggle than Wisner, but he's (allegedly) asking for $1m. Would you spend your $1m if you had it on this kid? Of course not. We can play the but but but against a similar team, he/they had yada yada yada, but don't forget this team had to go to OT against this shitty Miss St and UK teams. Different circumstances. We played two very different teams almost two months apart. Wisner is not good, he's barely serviceable, and he played in a harder conference. If he works, great. If not, it's not like moving up a conference didn't tell us what we already knew. Same with the Caleb Hawkins nonsense. People get ahead of their skis on a basically ok back from lesser conference who puts up ok numbers, and then fceplants and we all wonder what happened.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Hell Is Empty, and All the Devils Are Here
Agreed, but again, he's playing at a lower level that only one team seems to have a defense, tech, he went 19/69/1 @ 3.6 ypc. I'm not enthralled with him. He's a gadget back.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Hell Is Empty, and All the Devils Are Here
Just a hypothetical, but if we were to pay Raleek Brown $1m that would be an indication we are both retarded and desperate. He put those numbers up in the Big XII, he's much, much smaller than Wisner, but he's a speedy fucker. Hardly worth $1m, imo. That's called overpaying for little return, or no ROI. Why pay, again hypothetical, $1m to a guy who wouldn't be our starter? He's 5'9 (so realistically he's 5'8) and 195 LBS (so realistically he's 185 LBS). Wisner is listed at 6'0 (so at least 2" taller and around the same weight). USC/ASU both tried to use him like Zachariah Branch/Makai Lemon, and it did not go well. He's great for a lower level conference like the Big XII, but no way this dude can hold up in the SEC. Not a chance. If we get him, I hooe he's RB2 and we don't spend stupid money on him. That would be a massive disappointment.
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Parker Livingstone
Not with Arch. He has his black card. Dude hits 21.7 MPH. He has literal game changing speed, which is not what I ever expected to hear about a Manning. I'm 2024 he hit 20.7, outpacing Tyreek Hill's fastest run of the season.
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Transfer DL Ian Geffrard
It's time to get nasty in the trenches again, and we just landed a literal whale of a lineman. We got ourselves a nasty 0-tech who is 389 lbs of mass weapons of destruction. Now it's time for the Dominoes to start falling. Cam Coleman, you're up next!
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SEC Catch-all Thread
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Parker Livingstone
No, of course not. Why would he do that? No way...
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$9.95 worth every penny
If you're on Surly, your life can't be that great. We're all miserable degenerates.
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2026 Texas Coaching/ Support Staff Thread
Damien George?