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Funk Doctor Spock

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  1. I can't bear to lose CDC after all he's accomplished.
  2. Tanking and sucking walk a fine line, my friend. Let's see how that works out for them when he's still at Texas during the 2026 draft. They're morons.
  3. Bigger tits than I remember. Do you happen to know the movie?
  4. All I care about is who the chick with the fabulous knockers is
  5. Not a joke, but who is he, again? I really don't remember his name being mentioned.
  6. You can literally here some nerd Whoop! when he's telling that "funny Bucky" story.
  7. Chris Stewart is the real deal. Jumped in the class a year ago and hasn't wavered. He's a stud.
  8. Let those morons spend all they want to try and get to 9 wins. McGuire fucking sucks as a HC. He ain't doing shit with anyone out of the transfer postal. When your last CC was in "94, you know no amount of money is getting you anywhebut middle of the pack. Mike Leach would have made the playoffs if he were still there, but their idiot AD fuck him over, and now they're in an inescapable hell.
  9. Beat entrance in college sports. Full stop.
  10. Yes. She cooks him homemade meals and does his laundry. He calls her "mom".
  11. Let these guys grow the Bryce Harper beard! They've earned it!
  12. And while you're on your way out, grab yourselves some Buc-ee's jerkey.
  13. Speaking the truth right here
  14. He's apparently the 3rd best LB in the country. If we miraculously land Atkinson, we're gonna murder people. I think Bowman ends up in Austin, as does Ojo. I really don't care one way or another if Turntine ends up here.
  15. Rodriguez shoukd be back in 2 weeks, I believe. Max by ou for sure, but Schloss said it could be before then. I'm hoping Arkie, but I won't hold my breath with Max coming back. At the very least we get them both back for ou and regionals/supers. We go into the CWS and we may make a serious run. We've already made LSU and UGA look weak. IPhone fucked up. I typed it out correctly, but I guess Apple said fuck you, we spell how we want to spell.
  16. If I were a betting man I would lean heavily to it being a fluke. Also, Volantis was spawned from Taylor Jingmann
  17. In 2 years he'll be a 1st rounder. Kid is fucking nails. Dude is like 6'6 and his velocity is crazy for frosh. This is the only time I'm glad USC sucks and we could steal him.
  18. I want the sweep, got damnit!
  19. Duplantier is just a baller.
  20. Mendoza is a a baller. I love that he talks shit. Dude would run through a brick wall for Schloss. He also hates aggies, so he gets major points for that.
  21. The worst part of being tied is I always expect someone to bomb it or it goes to extra innings. I just want us to shut them down for the sweep so I can sleep. I'm fucking tense right now.
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