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Posts posted by Born Burnt
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44 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:
I witnessed the whooping thing at a cousin's funeral. His son was a corp turd who had some of his fellow turds come to the funeral in full regalia. One point they all did the whooping thing and I was really tempted to go pull the AR-15 out of the truck and have a duck shoot. They're disgusting subhuman pieces of s*** and not a drop more.
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I'm pretty sure it's going to be "Yub Nub."
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4 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:
I attended an after-wedding dinner of one of my good friend's daughters at the Driskill a few years ago. She was an aggy grad and her friends got their aggy shenanigans going and the whooping, hollering, etc took off. My friend and I are both UT grads and he fully understood when I excused myself to go take a dump.
I've heard of this crap happening at aggy wedding receptions, but fortunately never witnessed it. But this post got me curious to search YouTube for "aggie wedding" (apologies to Phlegm for misspelling). JFC!
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52 minutes ago, South Austin said:
This is the only image I could find of it, and unfortunately that fuckstick Shawn Watson is wearing it.
Yes, but Kaylee in the photo makes up for it.
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1 minute ago, ShowmeyourTDs said:
We weren’t going to go 5-7 in 2010 either. God damnit, I’m pissed off now.
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On 4/6/2019 at 3:39 PM, Tex Long said:
Who put assets into AAF? Under what terms?
Guy who wrote Forrest Gump sold the movie rights to them fellas out in L. A. for a fat percent of the net. Turned out that despite all those "Shit Happens" posters and coffee cups and Mama Says t-shirts and I don't know whatall, there were no net profits at all. Some mighty fine Entrainment Industry accountants and lawyers checked it all out carefully, and sure enough, every penny Forrest Gump earned went to pay perfectly legitimate costs and expenses. Better luck next time, Forrest.
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Can one of you please break down this formation for me? It always stymied me.
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11 minutes ago, South Austin said:
It sure was the theme last night at your mom’s house.
I'm pretty sure at both the Spring Game and your mom's house the theme was "Ball Drop."
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4 minutes ago, MrPhlegm said:
Lulz
This illiad?
Ps. Nsfw
Absolutely.
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Just read this thread straight through. Reads like the gottam Illiad. Hat tip to all.
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13 minutes ago, EZ$ said:
Don’t worry, he’s just a freshman so we don’t have to worry about him playing until after the OU game.
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After reading this thread, no hydration chart necessary.
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23 minutes ago, AndThenIWentToTexas said:
Never in a million years did I think I'd see a Starcraft reference on this board. Rep for you sir. Loved that game and still watch some pro matches from time to time.
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7 minutes ago, Machinator said:
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2 minutes ago, Nivek said:
Somewhere, someone ate breakfast tacos.It was me.
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50 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:
Yancy McKnight being much > Bennie Wylie should win us a few games including Texas/OU.
But…but…but Bennie had special strobe glasses that helped teach out players to catch tennis balls!
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Anyone who does the "horns down" is a pussy who can't take the loss.
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4 hours ago, Catdaddyhorn said:
Is there really any such thing as a baseball school? Obviously we've been successful in baseball, but a "baseball school"??? What the fuck does that even mean? Are we a swimming school too?
I'd also add Rice.
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7 hours ago, Machinator said:
Hell, if he wanted to, CDC could get UT into the SEC by firing off a single tweet from the shitter in Belmont. We'd be members before the turd hit the water.
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1 hour ago, Chad said:
Apparently I triggered an aggy early this morning.
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9 minutes ago, Chad said:
Kyler and Kliff are aggy greats! Kliff didn't spend his entire playing career at Tech or anything or even coach there for 6 seasons. He spent 1 season as an OC in aggyland and now he's an all-time aggy great? WTF? Kyler barely played as an aggy and transferred after one season and he's an aggy great? What goes through the minds of these gomers?
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