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  1. 10 minutes ago, SwanderedTalent said:

    No one in any decision-making capacity or at A&M, or position of influence, wants the game played again. Until they actually win something of consequence, and we're going on 80 years of waiting there, they are currently already in the best possible position for that program. They never have to play the actual program they measure themselves against and they're no longer in the same conference, so even if they have an equivalent or slightly worse record, they can claim to have the better team. They never have to back up any of their bullshit. 

    In the SWC and Big 12, the cycle was the same every year. Our recruits are better! Our coaches are better! Our roster is better! Our team is better! Then, in most years, we'd beat them in November, and the response was Y'all was lucky! That don't prove nothin! Classless sips, our fans are better! Our facilities, they's better! Our band is better! Our school is bigger! No one who could choose between the two would pick Texas cause we's better in every way so Y'ALLS CHEATIN! Leading into February, and back into our recruits are better! Our coaches are better! Our roster is better! Our team is better!

    Now that they're in the SEC, that ridiculous fantasy never gets punctured by the reality of losing on the field. They get to spout off their ridiculous bullshit all year long with no interruption. Why would they want to play us? They already think they have bragging rights. They certainly already act like it. If you really thought a supermodel wanted to suck your dick, and you were legitimately happy telling everyone "oh yeah, she wants to suck my dick" and no amount of ridicule from other people could dissuade you from the absolute certainty that a supermodel you've never met would go to bed with you, why would you go to any effort to actually meet her and try to fuck her?

    That is the Aggie existence in a nutshell. They are literally, legitimately happier not having to ACTUALLY PLAY US as part of the rivalry, because now they never had to live with the fulfillment of the universal Aggie suspicion that they're objectively inferior to Texas. They are literally happier because now they can run their mouths and there's no on-field "scoreboard" to shut them up. And best of all, they've got the Fake News axis of evil of Texags.com, Texas A&M's actual outbound communications department(s), and Aggie Twitter to convince them that ANY affront to their hope of superiority is in fact illegitimate and untrue. 

    Basically, for the tl dr crowd, any Aggie that actually cares about football and Texas A&M University is fucking crazy, can't be reasoned with, and shouldn't be allowed in your home. Fuck every one of them. 

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  2. 11 minutes ago, Monty86 said:

    I actually use one on my taint and other areas around the ol' hog leg - doctor's orders (after having a radical prostatectomy 2 years ago).

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  3. 5 hours ago, RockyMountainHighHorn said:

    Got damn I love this thread, mainly for suggesting things that would never pop up on my feed. Sounds like there are a lot of things I need to check out based on the last two pages. Anyway, antman/wasp I thought was so-so, a true 5 when it comes down to it and 5’s are hard to find. Reminder, if you haven’t watched Californication,  make it the next thing you watch. (Preface) I didn’t grow up watching this genre, only past year, and know I will get roasted, but Netflix has some incredible anime series on it right now. Better plot lines than most real movies and shows out. Yes, it’s a cartoon but if you can get past that there is a ton of quality. And no, not like Pokémon stuff. Murder mysteries, comedies, and shit like that. (I can give someone a list if they want-dm.)

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