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Posts posted by Longboard Horn
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2 hours ago, kmac30 said:
Where are all the sex stories? My college girl friend worked at Steak and Ale during holidays and summers. All she ever talked about was how everyone was sleeping with each other. She was probably the ring leader.
You want sex stories, here’s a few.
Pappadeaux 2013: our kitchen manager was fucking one of our FOH managers. They eventually broke up because she made up some excuse. Anyways, KM starts fooling around with one of our banquet servers and eventually impregnated her. Corporate office finds out and transfers him to another store. I was at the bar with him and a few coworkers right this happened. We ask him how the new location is. First thing he tells us, “the first question I was asked was ‘aren’t you the KM that knocked up a server?’ Fucking gossips!” Also, when I asked our FOH manager why she broke up with him she truthfully told me it was due to the fact that he gave her the clap.
2017: I had a one night stand with a bar tender from Blue Goose Cantina. Nothing more. Fast forward to a few months later, I ended up hooking up with a girl from Dodie’s. Afterwards as I’m walking out of her bedroom who walks in the door? You guessed it, the girl I fucked from Blue Goose. I had no idea she was that other chicks roommate.
*Morgan Freeman voice*: it was then Longboard knew he fucked up
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He was originally 83 before switching.
Armanti Foreman
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Lil'Jordan Humphrey
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Marquise Goodwin
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2 minutes ago, wood said:
Yeah, I guess at least one ag gets it.
2%er most likely
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7 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:
Just call him Taco Tucker!
Speaking of Tucker
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On 5/22/2019 at 8:34 PM, Spartan52 said:
Vic was in a bar the other night and overheard three very hefty women talking.
Their accent appeared to be Scottish, so he approached and asked, "Hello, ladies are you 3 Beauties from Scotland?"
One of them angrily screeched, "It's Wales , you bloody idiot, Wales!"
So Vic apologised and said, "I am so sorry. Are you three whales from Scotland?"
........and that's when the trouble started....
Dying! pos rep when I can give it again
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21 hours ago, ChickenSandwich said:
Hey, it's me!
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On 6/2/2019 at 1:30 PM, Valmy77 said:
Sorry, your SAT scores are too low for A&M Commerce. You should consider spending a few semesters at A&M College Station and trying to transfer in.
As a A&M Commerce grad, I approve! We’re way smarter than aggy. Also, we’re nothing like aggy either. #WeareLions
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