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Longboard Horn

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  1. All I know is I made a profile on sicem365 last year for shits and giggles and got banned after our game against them for simply stating "good to see Rapelor back in the basement of the conference where they belong. Hopefully they'll be out of the conference for good."

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  2. 6 hours ago, DanRydell said:

    I assume either would drop a bowl to add this one. No SEC teams get jazzed for a trip to Shreveport or Birmingham so I assume they'd happily drop either for Vegas.

    Pretty sure everyone would be ecstatic for a trip to Vegas for a bowl game. But yes, I agree. The Big 12 needs to drop the Cactus Bowl and pick up the Vegas Bowl. 

  3. So there have been rumors once again that Lebron is going to leave Cleveland yet again. A buddy of mine believes he’ll end up with the Lakers. Does he stay with the Cavs or jump ship?

    SIAP 

  4. 1 hour ago, Al_4_ISU said:

    Sign me up.  I'd love to watch Matt Campbell mop the turf with Mizzou.  Bring the ugliest trophy in sports back to Ames, baby.

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    What the fuck kinda trophy is that?!  Does the winner get free long distance service as well?

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  5.  I dated a girl who lived in Arkansas back when I was 18. She was the first one and her family to go to college although she went somewhere like Arkansas State, Southern Arkansas doesn’t really matter.  All of her family wore Arkansas colors and always had a Razorback shirt on. She told me, “Arky is the only BCS school in the state, so everybody’s a hog fan.”

  6. 43 minutes ago, kopp0e said:

    I know the high school kids in the state of Oklahoma (maybe just the Tulsa area), are allowed the in-state rates in Arkansas as freshman...

    Yup. Funny thing when I visited Tulsa a couple summers ago is the discovery of more Arkansas fans and grads than OU fans. Tulsa is mainly made up of OKie Lite and Arky grads and fans.

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  7.  My very last shift ever working at Pappadeaux.  I had nothing but Canadians in my section all night that gave me nothing but problems with bitching about the prices and what not.  Then I get a bodybuilder douche bag and his girlfriend and a few of his body builder douche bag friends for my last table of the night. He wanted a catfish.  Shouldn’t have been a problem right? However, he asked for one catfish fillet half of that fried and another half blackened.  I asked if he wanted one fried fillet and a blackened fillet and he says “No man! I want one fillet, fry this half and blacken the other.”  I explained to him that we can’t do that. He gets upset but says that 2 fillets will be fine, then proceeds to cuss me out under his breath.

    Later on in the meal, I offer dessert. He says he wanted the bread pudding and a round of beers for him and his buddies. They came into the restaurant already intoxicated, so I notify my manager. My manager explained that we had to cut him off and he throws a fit. As for the tip, yeah he left me nothing. He wrote a very angry note about how he couldn’t get exactly what he wanted blah blah blah even though he was a regular there and ALREADY KNEW THAT WE CANNOT MODIFY SOME OF OUR ITEMS A CERTAIN WAY! 

    One of his buddies left me $10 and apologized for everything. 

  8. I worked at the campus Domino's for a couple years. Actually decent money. Busy as shit ... supposedly busiest store in the country for a while. Delivered a pizza to Mary Lou Retton once. She was about like you'd expect. Oh yeah, some dragworm stole my gym bag outta my car on a delivery once. Had my favorite Texas sweats in it. I still miss those sweats, dammit. So comfy.
    Remember the "30 minutes or free" guarantee they had for a while? I remember students trying to scam that shit constantly, saying we were late when it had been 15 minutes since they called, etc. Or sometimes they'd just not answer the door to delay you, so you'd have to go find a phone and call the store, & they'd call the customer, who'd claim we hadn't been there. Then if we were 1 second late, they'd try to get the pizza for free and bitch if we wouldn't go along. Nope. Fuck off. Pay up or I'll take your pie back to the store & we'll all eat it.
    We were fast as fuck. I remember delivering a pizza across the street 4 minutes after we hung up the phone on the order. Customer was stunned.


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  9. On 5/12/2018 at 5:06 AM, MNLonghornFUKM said:
    On 5/8/2018 at 7:41 PM, RPM said:
    My niece in Missouri is graduating from a "Christian high school" this month. Not sure what happened to the public school she was attending, but I digress. For the last 3 or 4 Christmases I've sent $3-400 worth of presents to them and not once did I get a thank you. They did send me a few trinket presents ($10 pocket knife, new ball cap with their company logo, stuff like that). This year they didn't even send me a present in return. But graduation rolls around and I get an invitation. They know there's no way in hell I'm driving up there for it, but I'm pretty sure they are expecting a nice fat graduation present. I'm thinking fuck 'em.

    Ok that's weird on your part. But good for them to try to keep the gravy train moving

    That gravy train is missing its biscuit wheels.

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