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Sgt. Slaughter

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  1. If you’ve never made the argument that Jersey Shore was once entertaining, but has since exploited the dilapidated minds of a once “fun” party generation, then you would never understand the appeal of being a pimply-faced meathead adorned in the armor of a sheek, form-fitting Ed Hardy tee.
  2. The better would be… it’s like watching Tyrone Swoopes at Whitewright, he’s doing everything. Fuck, he even just kicked the ball! Someone tell JT Barrett to lose my number.
  3. I don’t usually invest, but when I do, I hope for a good return on my investment on my investment.
  4. The important word is “guarantee”. We can all agree he is good enough to play, but if they bring someone new under the premise that they will get play without earning it, not so great for the culture.
  5. I have a hard time believing not a single one of you fuckers is over 300 lbs.
  6. Nah, queen. Be your own biggest fan.
  7. *reaches for Jordan Shipley’s file*
  8. That’s actually my porn name.
  9. When people say remember the Alamo, do you?
  10. p-p-p-pussy. He’s not going to recreate the Penix level of success in Washington and basically gets to do a plug and place of methodology with what people have grown to think of when it comes to Bama. Kids are going to respond to the Smith - Juedy - Ruggs - Waddles comp to the offense he just had at UW. DeBoer gets a chance to bring an elevated style that differs from Saban, I think it’s a great fit.
  11. I’ve never seen this level of shitposting across so many threads at once.
  12. We’re arguing population, not geography, you dumb bitch.
  13. Any reflective surface will suffice.
  14. I’m pretty sure everyone on this board still has eligibility.
  15. Wait. Is Luke officially the most talented baby Brockermeyer?
  16. I agree. You’re high as balls.
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