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Sgt. Slaughter

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  1. Sam Ehlinger once wavered on his decision. It was 3rd grade and the girl of his dreams wore an A&M shirt to school. Sam had a moment of weakness, but chose to never speak to that girl again. Today, that girl competes with a herd of sheep for her man’s affection.
  2. They’re going to have to suit up for the first 5 games next season for me to believe.
  3. He probably shouldn’t be so forward that they’re taking him to the bank.
  4. I hear they are all looking at going to OU after seeing how many graduates are professionals in the fast food industry.
  5. IMG doesn’t seem to struggle late in games, causing a little more playing time for “backups”
  6. He said nothing about blocking or remembering assignments.
  7. Neither TCU nor USC have lost since we beat them. Dropping in the rankings is what happens when you lose to a team deemed inconsistent.
  8. We were ranked #11 after beating ND in 2016.
  9. That would make for a lot of players on the field.
  10. I can already discredit this with Mike Evans and Kelvin Benjamjn, 6’5” and not hurt....Not to mention the numerous amounts of 6’4” WR’s. Of course, wouldn’t be surprised if Surly was splitting hairs over an inch.
  11. Just beat our 3rd top-25 team and you guys want to talk about a 2020 sour grape. Have some fun for once...
  12. Perfect for minimizing potential injury risk/fatigue for offensive players. You know how hot it gets during day games.
  13. With the advancements in modern science, there’s no reason to believe this won’t happen in the next few years.
  14. Had a buddy do it back in ‘08. Key is to find the part-time gate attendant that is a full-time stoner.
  15. Menstrual cramps...
  16. Past this year? I’d say so...
  17. I believe he was suggesting it was odd they would be outside the stadium and not on the field. Hence Gameday announcement.
  18. In hindsight, this should have been a red flag.
  19. Your mom recruited me for a full-ride.
  20. Everyday we get trolled means one less day until NSD.
  21. Sounds like he’s always a few ahead of you.
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