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Overlord

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  1. Does Yordan ever tell Tuck “goddamn. Stop digging a hole in the batters box”
  2. Please, please let this happen. He’s going to be gone at the end of this year anyway. Pressly is a lame-duck reliever.
  3. I think Dana Brown might deserve some credit for not giving Maldy another year. But he’s still been in over his head since he moved into his office. We didn't need to bring in an unproven guy like him. There’s just not enough on the back of his baseball card. And if we come up short of a wildcard, somebody’s ass has to get fired. I wish it could be the owner, or a Hall of Famer, but it can't. If we could only have Mike Elias and Sig Mejdal. They are going to get rings sooner rather than later. Maybe this year. But I think Espada is safe, since Ron Washington already took a job.
  4. It's really simple. Bring Maldy back. Totally joking. I don't know if it was discussed already over the past week or so. If there any truth to that cocksucker AJ Pierznewski rambling that the reason why Yanier’s not catching for Framber is because he’s still butthurt about Maldonado’s exit? I thought nothing of it, until the very next day Yanier didn't catch for JV, who was also a Maldy dick licker and Dusty fanboy. I'm sure this is not popular, but fuck, if there's some soap opera shit going on it certainly could cause problems in a locker room that is not necessarily the hottest club in town right now. Chicks aren't in line to get in anymore right now. If I get any whiff that Framber’s being a fucking child about this shit, he can pack his chain up and hit the fucking door. There’s no way a consummate professional like JV would act like this and not want Yanier catching him. Right? Hopefully Yanier is catching for JV tomorrow and I can get AJ Peirzjewski out of my fucking head. By the way, we didn't land on the moon in 69. It was done in a studio on Santa Monica Blvd.
  5. Shit I just put on MLB channel and they have Bad New Bears Breaking Training on and that punk kid Kelly is in the parking lot staring at the Astrodome in the early morning light. Fuck, I got a little choked up. That's how I used to look at the Astrosome when we’d pull up to it. Ahh fuck it. Singleton’s a fat bastard.
  6. You just took all the meaning and purpose in my life and threw it in the trash. I'm dead inside
  7. Oh shit. Sorry 3-putt. Didn't see your post. It's uncanny that he pops up so much
  8. Man I got to give to that fat bastard Singleton. He’s really good at picking throws off the dirt. And he knows how to stretch out. That fat fucker is pretty limber.
  9. Hunter is really channeling his inner Verlander hard. He turned down two different balls. Like Verlander, he knew within seconds the ball just wasn’t right.
  10. Somewhere right now Abreu is eating a baloney sandwich in a stinky locker room. With 40 million left on his contract
  11. Singleton! You magnificent fat bastard!!
  12. What was the exit velocity? 12mph?
  13. Ah dammit. That gets Abreu 25 more at bats
  14. So I guess we’re going with this year’s blue print? Abreu in the 7th? And Hader in the 9th? So that means that shit-dick, fuckface Pressly gets the 8th? I don't like the blueprint. I don't need to look at the back of the baseball card to know it's not a good idea.
  15. Dusty Baker went down when he fought for Maldy. Is Espada going to ride Abreu to the grave too?
  16. Somebody needs to be fucking fired. And it's Espada who is captaining this burning ship.
  17. You’re in over your head Joey.
  18. Somebody’s head needs to roll for what's happened. I'd like it to be Dana’s. Baggy’s head is so far up Crane’s ass, he is safe. Therefore the next person in line is Espada. The buck stops with him. So off with his head. Fire Espada
  19. Ok good. They called it an error. I don't want that piece of shit getting a dirty hit like that.
  20. God I'm going to miss Tucker, when we can't afford to re-sign him. That 39 million would have probably made up the difference between Tuck’s number and the Astros offer.
  21. He looks like my grandfather, when he swings the bat. And my grandfather is dead.
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