Everything posted by Overlord
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
So what’s the O/U on how many times they show Livvy on camera? I’m betting the over. I'm praying for the over.
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
Get this chump out of the game. I don't want to see him pitch in an Astros uniform again. Or any uniform
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
That fan’s got an arm. Sign him up.
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
Somebody shut that fucking kid up, or I’m gonna lose my shit!!
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
That's the game of the year, unless my memory fails me.
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
Can we all agree that this chump has zero fucking business being on the mound in any MLB park, even Oakland. and I’ll throw the “Analytical” Spaghetti in the fire too. no business
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
https://www.spotrac.com/mlb/player/injuries/_/id/17540/lance-mccullers I’m computer illiterate so I don’t know how to post this but give it a glance if you need to laugh, and feel defeated.
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
I really hope LMJ is able to scratch out a decent living wage when he retires in 2028. I’m really worried about his coffee shop’s earning capacity when there are three Starbucks within walking distance to it. I’ll be praying for you, man. Open a Roth IRA.
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
Now I know why Correa and Springer didn’t get long term deals. And why Tuck won’t get one either. Maybe management is smarter than I thought.
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
Why do all players turn to shit when they come play for the Astros?
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
And you know what? The organization is grinding, scratching, and clawing to get every possible inch out of our pitchers. And we did Bloss. And yet, every two weeks Lance McCullers gets a nice, big, fat ACH Direct Deposit into his bank account. Yea, I thought he performed well in that HEB commercial, but come on man.
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
Is that before we send Pressly and Jake to Baltimore?
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
Boy, you think Spaghetti gets lit up? Bloss is going to get ass fucked next time he starts.
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
He didn't play well at all in the entire postseason of 2022 and we still got by to win the crown. And yet I do agree with you.
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
Goddamn, I really like Hader. He shows signs of becoming lockdown. But fuck he likes giving up the long ball.
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
He needs to be put away himself. As in DFA put away
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
Well, that'll get J-Lo a shout out by legs girl on Quick Pitch.
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
I bet Mike Stanton fucked broads in the clubhouse showers after every time he got yanked. I wonder if he wore Mephisto shoes back then too.
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
I never fully understood why they had “elb” on their caps.
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
Reports say Astros have a hard on for D-Back first baseman, Christian Walker. I'm watching him demolish the Dodgers, and it moved.
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
Trade Tuck for 5 prospects?
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
Go ahead and make it interesting Josh. Uh, nevermind. Play on
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
Wait, wut happened to the Expos?
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
Ryan Pressly is setting up perfectly for a trade to Baltimore
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
I bet Mike Stanton fucked a lot of bitches in his playing days.