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  1. 2 Corinthians 12:9-10 King James Version (KJV)

    And he said unto me, My grace is sufficient for thee: for my strength is made perfect in weakness. Most gladly, therefore, will I rather glory in my infirmities, that the power of Christ may rest upon me.

    10 Therefore I take pleasure in infirmities, in reproaches, in necessities, in persecutions, in distresses for Christ's sake: for when I am weak, then am I strong.

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  2. When dropped into water, a common and widely available chemical, calcium carbide [CaC2], reacts with the water to produce acetylene [C2H2], a highly explosive and flammable gas which was once widely used by miners as portable gas lamps ("carbide candles" or "smokers"), and is still used by cavers.

    There are many references in books and on the Internet about dropping the chemical into a toilet as part of a practical joke which can be played on someone relieving themselves, especially if they are smokers.

    For example, the Anarchist Cookbook suggests "put Calcium Carbine in a dissolving capsule and drop it in a toilet."

    https://www.valuewalk.com/2019/02/portable-toilet-fire-death-cac2/

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  3. 5 hours ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

    When the drive thru person says "have a good day." I always say "thanks, you too" out of natural reaction.

    No..they're not having a good day. They're at work while you drive home and eat your food. They have a job many people use as the "bottom of the barrel" job. They arent having a good day, you asshole.


    I'm not mocking fast food workers by any means. They have jobs. But they certainly likely aren't enjoying their day.

    What about the free food they get?

  4. As I walked past the bank of elevators to my office I saw a guy trying to pry the doors open with his hands. Next, I heard, "Open up muthafucka!!". Oh shit, someone was stuck in the elevator. Next, "Open up bitch!!!"  Guy turned around with an embarrassed look and told the woman in the elevator "stop cursing" Her reply of course  "Fuck you! get me out".

    I told the front desk that someone was stuck. The building mgr came in a minute or so and got the door open.

    I swear she looked like a rabid dog coming out.

    Nice laugh for the PM.

     

     

     

     

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