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Posts posted by NeverMarryAStripper
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5 minutes ago, BeardIP said:
That's funny.
I was probably 35 years old before I learned Eritrea was a country/place.
When I was 35 Eritrea wasn’t a country
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$30,000,000 in hundreds would only weigh 661 lbs
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The cartels own people to wash their money. I’m sure those people would be happy to take the $30 mil and have the cartels dispose of the bodies
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What do you suppose that truck's range towing that trailer is?
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Not a lawyer, but if the sister is not the executor then why does she have access to the portion of the estate that was not left to her? It should have been held in the estate's name pending distribution I would think.
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I'm sure that the people who are into that kind of thing would take it a step further if they could find a way to order human torture videos
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I think the yellow is a middle-aged sugar daddy trying to make conversation with a twenty-something sugar baby just before he gives up and takes her up to his room for 30 seconds of ecstasy
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12 hours ago, tbone_ said:
Best way to deal with tailgaters is to just take your foot off the gas
Cup holder full of change and an open sunroof
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1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:
Man, you have to watch out for some of the sketchy pizza delivery guys though, at least here in Austin. I had to pull a gun on one last summer to put him in his place, because while my wife and I may have answered the door in very little clothing, that didn’t mean we were looking for some role playing with a pizza delivery guy, at least not with that pizza guy.
That sounds like the plot for the world’s worst porn movie
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He is as Texan as the dumb fucks running this state
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That’s not possible because Abbot promised to eliminate rape under the GOP dictatorship. More fake news.
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On private property?
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These days, it's cheaper to get a steak at a high-end steak house than to eat at a high-end BBQ place.
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I was going to say retired RVers
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So does that mean you actually are a butt pirate?
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1 hour ago, Pam Cummings said:
One thing ive always wondered is why is it even legal to drive one of these vehicles in every day traffic anyway? Why do we invite people to do stupid shit then act surprised when they do stupid shit? Roads have speed limits yet we allow vehicles on them that can do 180 mph.....because why? What is the point? If you want to play with your rich people toy isnt there a rich people place to do that, where normal every day people dont have to put up with it?
Because it's important to them that everyone around them knows how rich and important they are compared to the unimportant scum-like peon that everyone else is. Also, they have a small penis.
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7 hours ago, YGIFS said:
Hey, don't judge! They also go to the HEB and Trader Joe's in my neighborhood. There actually are gyms and yoga studios right across the parking lot from both of those grocery stores and to be fair, I think at least a few of them actually come from exercising/doing yoga. Not that I'm keeping track (narrator: he was), but I make it a point to do shopping at one of those stores mid-day when I know classes are getting out /csb. I mean, it's insane. It's like an ass-competition in there. The two targets near us aren't that well-stocked with MILF's thought, must be a supply chain issue.
I think of that scene in "Godfather II" where Hyman Roth tells Michael about Mo Greene. How he invented Las Vegas and there's no sign or plaque in his honor anywhere in the city, not even a street named after him. And I realize, I don't know to thank for yoga pants, but there should be a shrine built to him.
Yoga pants are a double-edged sword
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That's like being barefoot in a public restroom. What kind of maroon does that?
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That's an insult to sacks of shit
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If she does, it's not on my floor
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8 hours ago, troph said:
So your wife just leaves her dirty clothes on the floor?
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The Homesman. Great cast staring Tommy Lee Jones and Hilary Swank. John Lithgow, James Spader, and Meryl Streep make appearances. It was well made, but it was very slow and I’m not sure what the point was other than the Nebraska Territory was a shitty place to live
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New Houston Restaurant Recommendations
in Food and Travel
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I've been going to the same family-owned neighborhood Tex-Mex place since I was in high school. It's now my daughter's favorite Tex-Mex place.