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gofuckyourself

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  1. Holy shit how old is OP? But it happens. I heard even Armybrat once fell for the "Your cousin in Pecos asked you to Pony Express him 20 greenbacks" -- but that was pre-Ma Bell or even telegraph lines. But seriously, my own Ma was scammed this past year not once, but twice, by the Toll Road texting grift. She gave two of her credit cards to them the second time. Why two? Because the first card gave her an error that it didn't work. Shockingly they didn't use the cards. Poor hackers probably had too many cards at their disposal and were understaffed. I am still debating just taking her phone away because barring a Guardianship, how does one stop it? If our fucktard politicians or, hahaha, consumer protection agencies, want to do something, they should allow for televised/YouTub'ed/TikTok'ed broadcasts of scammed elderly people emptying their catheter bags on these fuck stains. Or, and this may be too cruel and unusual, make them listen to "The Greatest Hits of Joe Tessitore" game broadcasts for a week straight.
  2. Hopefully they're familiar with the classics.
  3. Same and same. I used to record on VHS tapes (look 'em up, kids) every episode when it aired. At one time I could probably reenact every scene from The Shining (shhh...ya wanna get sued?) Treehouse of Horror episode. Smithers: Sir, did you ever stop to think that maybe it was doing this that caused the previous caretakers to go insane and murder their families? Burns: Hmm...perhaps. Tell you what. We come back and everyone's slaughtered, I owe you a Coke.
  4. So they CAN score?
  5. Spurs 25-26: prepare ya anus cause we're gonna deep vein thrombosis the whole damn league, if ya know what I'm sayin'
  6. 2007, episode 1:
  7. If I never see Heim mope and pout walking away from the plate after flailing and missing, it will be too soon.
  8. Username with an extra 'b' checks out
  9. Breaking records each and every year. The legend of Jerral Wayne Jones Sr. just keeps growing.
  10. Is the clock operator a Cowboys employee? Because if so you know that dude's body is being dumped in the Ozarks this week.
  11. A fucking tie. These defenses somehow deserved worse than that.
  12. Haha 1 second left. Holy shit Green Bay almost fucked themselves.
  13. Green Bay is fucking up. But now it's 3rd and Eberflus.
  14. They'll need a Green Bay fuckup. Aubrey is such a pimp.
  15. Jesus and they don't score a TD after that. Game over.
  16. Holy shit. Gotta give it to Dak and Tolbert both on that. That was sick as fuck.
  17. Overtime. I gotta watch this defense some more?!?!?
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