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  1. He should have been ordered to bunt He's so useless this year
  2. Yeah needless to say Leody doesn't make that play
  3. Swing at the pitches down the middle please.
  4. Ok bats. We don't have to give Brown a shorter inning.
  5. Ha, spotted her too. Maybe Marcus was hypnotized as well.
  6. C'mon Jake. Not liking this long inning.
  7. deGrom nicely deGroming that inning. Let's do the unexpected and jump on Brown.
  8. Edited to add, because we need to lock this dude up whenever that is slated to happen
  9. Elite defense (and not just because Leody is gone) and elite pitching. Maybe we can start a stretch of elite hitting against the Astros https://www.dallasnews.com/sports/rangers/2025/05/14/bruce-bochy-explains-whats-behind-the-texas-rangers-elite-defense-in-2025/
  10. Real talk. The city is mirroring the sinking Astros and their fading, stolen glory Houston ranks as fastest-sinking city, new study finds https://abc13.com/post/is-houston-sinking-study-claims-space-city-among-28-cities-us-seeing-significant-rates/16393579/
  11. Pretty good 1990s Geocities-style website there. But you left out a few rotating, flashing Astros logos and the tiled cloud background.
  12. Calm down dude, you missed the feel good point at the end. After you get run over by a half-assed, untested robotic driving system that is plowing through all common sense before it plows through pedestrians, help is on the way! "The report also mentions that Tesla has been working with local emergency services in Austin to develop intervention plans in order to avoid causing issues if its autonomous vehicles fail."
  13. American People, the environment, future generations, etc. The Environmental Protection Agency delays limits on PFAS in drinking water https://www.npr.org/sections/shots-health-news/2025/05/14/nx-s1-5398061/the-environmental-protection-agency-delays-limits-on-pfas-in-drinking-water
  14. Found the translation. Also to be a forthcoming Papal Bull: "In the spirit of hope, and to provide relief to those unfortunate souls suffering under the tyranny of the evil one, we pray and ask for God's divine assistance in exorcising the demon in Dallas Texas that is known as Jerry Jones. "Exorcizo te, immunde spiritus, in nomine Patris et Filii et Spiritus Sancti, ut exeas, et recedas ab hoc famulo. [cue increasingly dramatic organ music and a faint baby's cry] "In nomine Patris, et Filii, , et Spiritus Sancti." Then Jerry Jones may or may not get ambushed while getting a massage in Vegas. TBD
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