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  1. Rookie gets a memorable MLB debut here regardless.
  2. Not exactly an Adolis arm on McKinney. Feels like we'll be making Cle fans extra happy today.
  3. Tigers lose. Indians win the Central.
  4. [Uecker voice] "Tune in to see the exciting season finale and who will take the Rangers batting title! Big Josh or inactive Little "Papa" Josh who each have a blistering ... (puts hand over mic "is this right?") uhh, 251 average ... going into today's game." Woof. Also if Adolis gets 4 dingers today he'll reach 50...I mean 23...and lead the team. I know the pitching was otherworldly but it's amazing this team was in the playoff race the last couple weeks of the season.
  5. Joc called it And so did Rockethorn.
  6. Broadcast said 1st career HBP from Garcia. Maddux at the mound, "Now is as good a time as any."
  7. Lo fucking L Garcia doing Garcia things.
  8. Freeman's had some adventures out there tonight.
  9. The Astros game may end before this AB does.
  10. Bochy putting R Garcia out there to doom the Astros.
  11. On Fox. Rangers lose and the Astros are out...
  12. That LSU 2 PT attempt should penalize them 2 pts.
  13. Suck it Riley. Go choke on a dry brisket.
  14. Strong final outing for the 2026 CY Young winner.
  15. And it was the same team we saw in May all season long, regardless of who pitched. The arms stayed consistent. Unfortunately, so did the bats. https://www.dallasnews.com/sports/rangers/2025/09/25/texas-rangers-pitching-staff-jacob-degrom-nathan-eovaldi-tyler-mahle/
  16. There's cheap and plentiful meat available for my Austin homies: - Squirrels - Service animal dogs at HEB (a grab and run type of scenario) - Grackles - The homeless Just gotta start thinking out the box.
  17. Jonah damn good throw. Wouldn't mind that being it for deGrom.
  18. Catching a few innings to see deGrom's last start. Other than the patented deGrom bomb, 8Ks through 4. And little Josh gets to 10 HRs.
  19. Or the rangers are that 65 IQ drooling dimwit that still wonders how the lady gets sawed in half. But, that was an epic effort on his part to avoid the tag. Not as epic as the rangers effort to avoid winning games this year despite the pitching and defense, but close.
  20. Deader than Adolis bat. But we're moving up in the draft. Maybe we can catch KC.
  21. Fake ass PI acting job.
  22. I hope Micah does shit. Literally. Strip sacks Dak, runs it back for a touchdown, then runs to the star like TO and actually drops his pants and takes a massive shit on the star at midfield. After he puts a photo of Jerry on top of it.
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