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Js1

Certifiably Surly
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  1. As usual, facts don’t matter. Violent crime is down everywhere but they still act like it’s a violent hellhole where you will die if you enter the city limits
  2. Sure. We will win back to back titles with Arch and all of surly will instead be fretting why it wasn’t 3 in a row.
  3. Yep. If Stone is kicking FGs this season, something went horribly wrong. It's a scrimmage, everyone got some work doing different things.
  4. Arch Madness has not truly arrived at Texas We are still in our Quinncholia phase
  5. So you don’t actually have one
  6. You Thunder fans don’t let anything go. Such petty bitches
  7. It is? Its perfectly within America in the 2020s
  8. Ewers has the concept of a deep ball
  9. Penn pitcher Reagan Bills with no ER in the World Series in almost 30 innings. Nice Teagan Kavan impression
  10. And then what? She couldn’t say no. Because of the implication
  11. My 2 favorite Longhorn fall camp traditions: 80% kool-aid drinking by the fans, which is our right 20% Debbie downers scouring every report to crap all over the rest of us (Battered Longhorn Syndrome)
  12. It’s the spirit airlines of cruise lines
  13. Houston’s breeze is either just from a car flying by at 70 mph or it’s basically a refinery’s hot stinky fart
  14. Just needed Gamble to sit up and take off the visor and go “Libera te tutemet ex inferis”
  15. No LLSWS championship appearance for Oklahoma. Womp
  16. 11 broadcast TV but aggy is only streaming? Boo
  17. I’ve come to love mountain time games. Things don’t end at awful times. A 6/6:30 prime time game ends just as you’re really to roll into bed. 10am is great too for college
  18. So you’re saying our offense is
  19. Feels like Texas and Tenn have a fun little rivalry over Orange/real UT and they have our former basketball coach and we have their former soccer coach. A lot of mutual respect from the long storied WBB rivalry between Jody and Pat. Def don’t hate Tenn as much as LSU, aggy, OU, Arky, Georgia
  20. Dildocoin?
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