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Hondo

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  1. We're watching the blueprint for tomorrow's game against ASU. Swarm to Skattebo and make them beat you throwing the ball. If they can, then hats off to them. On the offensive side, just pound the rock and grind them down. We shouldn't need all the exotic stuff. WSark is a lot like Franklin though in that even if the run is working, he'll keep calling all the other unnecessary stuff.
  2. That's a penalty. You're only allowed to have 11 on the field.
  3. If we wanted to be seeded where Boise State was, then maybe we should have beaten UGA in the SECCG. Instead we pissed down our leg and are pretty lucky to have gotten the draw we did.
  4. I was going to comment on their interesting choice of actress to scarf down food.
  5. Penn State is a tough football team. If Notre Dame knocks off UGA, I wouldn't be surprised to see PSU beat ND and get into the championship game. I don't think Boise State can get it done. They'll keep it close, but PSU by 10-14 points.
  6. Courtesy of the Michigan/Alabama halftime show. Somebody get Sark and PK on the phone and let them know ankle tackling won't work.
  7. Welp. Time for the defense to absolutely destroy them.
  8. ASU QB Sam Leavitt said, “I’m gonna prove why I’m the better quarterback” than Quinn Ewers. Here’s Ewers’ response to Leavitt’s comments. "Fine. Whatever. Booty."
  9. Aggy planes can't fly with the windows down like ours can.
  10. Booger on ESPN just said Texas has the best defense in the country and the key to victory is whether or not we can tackle Skattebo. He didn't say if we should go high or around the ankles. Nobody knows.
  11. They're about as accurate as Quinn Ewers' deep ball.
  12. If that doesn't sum up Surly, then nothing does.
  13. I think Bevo, and Longhorn cattle in general, are large all over.
  14. A black female official for our game? Advantage Sark. 😀
  15. If I had a few drinks in me, I'd probably tackle that by the ankles.
  16. But do they do grammer good?
  17. The scuttlebutt on Skattebo's boo is that she calls her beau "bae" right before she skedaddles to the Bay.
  18. How do you even tackle a guy like that? Go low around the ankles or something?
  19. I hope it comes on January 20th.
  20. Ah yes, ASU coeds. Also known as "Southern California's leftovers." Too hot and slutty to study, therefore they couldn't get into UCLA or USC. God bless 'em.
  21. Unfortunately for ASU, that's the only half in which we score. 😀
  22. Glad he acknowledged the O-line, because that's largely true. If they weren't doing their part, we wouldn't be able to afford to have a TE out in passing routes.
  23. We have the best team I have ever seen that cannot dominate an inferior opponent.
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